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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> Tame a crow and use it to scout ahead

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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

>Check the Barn for cattle rustlers

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
>Make some pants from corpse hide

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



take pike, attach heads to it to use it as a big headclub

Goddamn Hippy
Jan 18, 2006
>stick your cock in the mouth of one of the severed heads

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Redjakk posted:

>Make some pants from corpse hide

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

by XyloJW
> ruminate on human mortality

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
sign an executive order that demands all ravens answer to your commands

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>Ditch the heads and use the impaled corpses as gloves instead.

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Feb 13, 2014

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

pathetic little tramp posted:

sign an executive order that demands all ravens answer to your commands

>king canute that poo poo

RushJet
Aug 29, 2013

Barfk! Barfk!
:goatdrugs:
>punch raven


:iiam:

Greenllama
Jun 10, 2013

I am a green llama capable of posting on SA forums. Please adopt me.
Shove one of the stakes up the old man's bunghole

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Swamp Fancy posted:

> Tame a crow and use it to scout ahead

e: Yeah right, dummy. That's not plausible at all. Here's what we do instead:

> Capture crows. Use old man's beard to tie them up, causing old man to achieve flight. Order old man to scout the road ahead.

ye olde anime shoppe
Nov 9, 2006

Unlike most, I know I am a tool.
> take heads from impaled corpses and use as shoes and hat

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
im impressed weve made it this far without any requests to poo poo, piss, and/or vomit

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Kid Gloves posted:

im impressed weve made it this far without any requests to poo poo, piss, and/or vomit

i'm impressed we made it this far without anyone trying to summon beelz or another stupid callback from a different game

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Kid Gloves posted:

im impressed weve made it this far without any requests to poo poo, piss, and/or vomit

Dongicus posted:

>piss gently caress cum poo poo wank

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> summon beelz

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
> question mountain demon's paternity

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Redjakk posted:

>Make some chaps from corpse hide

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012

Kid Gloves posted:

> summon beelz

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
> combine the crow and the cane and snort some crowcane :haw:

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
< take a poo poo and piss and gently caress

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
>summon Beelz

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> Take the old man's robe for yourself
> invite the crows to commune with your skull fists

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
fuckin kill the old man and put him up on the pike and then tear one of your eyes out and stick it up your rear end

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009
Are you Obama?

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

> Instruct the old man to bite and tear the skin as to make pants, making clear he will have a face full of face fist if he does not agree.

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009
>Hop on gamefaqs and find the cheat code to go straight to the end boss and beat the game

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



skin them with your teeth, or failing that, the teeth from your extra heads

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



also just pointing out that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Yc5--e7AI

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
>get ye flask

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> skin it with your teeth

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
ENJOY the taste.

walking
Nov 27, 2013
>take skin
>go to barn

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

>use man's beard hair as thread.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice




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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ask bartender if you can borrow his stapler and/or sewing implements

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