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>fight johnny
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:50 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 15:20 |
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> saunter over to the poker table, casually remark "look's like someone's got dead man hands", then flip table
Disillusionist fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Feb 13, 2014 |
# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:52 |
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eat your own balls
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:54 |
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Redjakk posted:>recruit johnny
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:59 |
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>make a wager with johnny
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:01 |
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> take the heads and place them on the bar, ask the keep to fill them with the local ale.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:01 |
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rawdog pozfail posted:eat your own balls
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:01 |
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Beat up the poker players and take their pants
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:02 |
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>move your hands so that both heads are close to johnny's on each side then have a fake conversation between the three in a funny voice
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:06 |
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rawdog pozfail posted:eat your own balls
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:09 |
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Is that a firehose on the wall?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:17 |
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:20 |
Oh my God atma thread and johnny fiveaces I am so happy right now
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:24 |
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grab a bottle of beer with your teeth and chug it down then spit it out. approach table, point at jonny with a head while doing it as a ventriloquist by using the head to ask him if he wants to join a grand adventure.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:25 |
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>bend backwards and piss upward over yourself to hit the bartender
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:27 |
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> beat johnny mercilessly
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:27 |
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Ask where the white women at.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:31 |
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> tell bartender "your clothes give them to me" then retell the entire plot to terminator 1 + 2 so everyone gets the joke
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:31 |
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> ask johnny about how time works
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:32 |
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> drinking challenge with johnny
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:33 |
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>Take 2 of the aces from the table, put them in the mouths of the fistheads, and use Johnny's smoke to light the hair of the left fisthead on fire.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:36 |
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ArtIsResistance posted:> tell bartender "your clothes give them to me"
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:41 |
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Oh my god there's an Atma thread.VelociBacon posted:>Take 2 of the aces from the table, put them in the mouths of the fistheads, and use Johnny's smoke to light the hair of the left fisthead on fire. This is good.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:41 |
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Take a steaming poo poo on Johnny's table and then command them to continue with their card game and to not acknowledge the poo poo at all or else you'll behead them
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:41 |
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:42 |
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>scream endlessly
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:44 |
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>Try grabbing your balls and pulling them to your mouth so you can eat them.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:44 |
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klapman posted:>scream endlessly
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:44 |
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>Tell other man "Do not move from where you are. This head contains enough power to destroy you at a molecular level. Do you know what that means!?" Ask the first man once more to join your adventure.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:45 |
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klapman posted:>scream endlessly and then scream some more
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:47 |
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Putty posted:and then scream some more while beating both heads against your chest as a gorilla
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:48 |
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Make a fort out of all the tables and chairs and claim dominion over the land.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:52 |
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:57 |
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>make him eat one of your heads, then slap him with the other one
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:58 |
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>eat the man's cigar. For strength.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:58 |
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fellate him
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:00 |
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> grab cigar with the mouth of one head, and smoke it
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:02 |
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> Make your two heads smooch and invite Johnny to join in
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:03 |
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i think i get what Atma is going for with this one and it is 100% Genius
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:03 |
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challenge johnny to a poker match
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:08 |