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Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
>fight johnny

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Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007
> saunter over to the poker table, casually remark "look's like someone's got dead man hands", then flip table

Disillusionist fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Feb 13, 2014

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
eat your own balls

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Redjakk posted:

>recruit johnny

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
>make a wager with johnny

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> take the heads and place them on the bar, ask the keep to fill them with the local ale.

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

rawdog pozfail posted:

eat your own balls

something9999
Oct 7, 2013
Beat up the poker players and take their pants

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>move your hands so that both heads are close to johnny's on each side then have a fake conversation between the three in a funny voice

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

rawdog pozfail posted:

eat your own balls

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Is that a firehose on the wall?

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Oh my God atma thread and johnny fiveaces

I am so happy right now

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
grab a bottle of beer with your teeth and chug it down then spit it out. approach table, point at jonny with a head while doing it as a ventriloquist by using the head to ask him if he wants to join a grand adventure.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>bend backwards and piss upward over yourself to hit the bartender

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
> beat johnny mercilessly

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart
Ask where the white women at.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
> tell bartender "your clothes give them to me"

then retell the entire plot to terminator 1 + 2 so everyone gets the joke

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> ask johnny about how time works

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


> drinking challenge with johnny

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

>Take 2 of the aces from the table, put them in the mouths of the fistheads, and use Johnny's smoke to light the hair of the left fisthead on fire.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ArtIsResistance posted:

> tell bartender "your clothes give them to me"

then retell the entire plot to terminator 1 + 2 so everyone gets the joke
this but give him his clothes back afterwards. Wouldn't wanna be rude!

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Oh my god there's an Atma thread.

VelociBacon posted:

>Take 2 of the aces from the table, put them in the mouths of the fistheads, and use Johnny's smoke to light the hair of the left fisthead on fire.

This is good.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
Take a steaming poo poo on Johnny's table and then command them to continue with their card game and to not acknowledge the poo poo at all or else you'll behead them

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
>scream endlessly

Placebo Orgasm
Nov 4, 2009
>Try grabbing your balls and pulling them to your mouth so you can eat them.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

klapman posted:

>scream endlessly
scream long enough that people start to think you won't stop but don't scream endlessly. that would take too long

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

>Tell other man "Do not move from where you are. This head contains enough power to destroy you at a molecular level. Do you know what that means!?" Ask the first man once more to join your adventure.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

klapman posted:

>scream endlessly

and then scream some more

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

Putty posted:

and then scream some more

while beating both heads against your chest as a gorilla

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
Make a fort out of all the tables and chairs and claim dominion over the land.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
>make him eat one of your heads, then slap him with the other one

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
>eat the man's cigar. For strength.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
fellate him

Zalmun
Jan 17, 2008

It'sa me!

Nap Ghost
> grab cigar with the mouth of one head, and smoke it

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
> Make your two heads smooch and invite Johnny to join in

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i think i get what Atma is going for with this one and it is 100% Genius

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bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
challenge johnny to a poker match

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