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Zapdos: Nov 13, 2010

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 19:50

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# ? May 2, 2024 17:16

Niemat: Mar 21, 2011; I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 19:55

PBJ: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:14

TheHordor: Jul 3, 2011

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:15

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

I'm too lazy to find and quote the original, so:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:35

Claes Oldenburger: Apr 23, 2010; Metal magician!

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:52

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Wolfsheim posted:

I'm too lazy to find and quote the original, so:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

click the "xxx posted" to go to the original

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:53

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:56

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
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dee doot doot; College Slice

quote:

Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:58

copy of a: Mar 13, 2010; by zen death robot

Toad on a Hat posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:04

i brought sauce: May 5, 2006; Look it's Cthulhu! Yay Cthulhu! Everybody do the Cthulhu fingers!

Wolfsheim posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:04

copy of a: Mar 13, 2010; by zen death robot

copy of a posted:

E: hmm there was supposed I be a quote. Summon joe

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:05

Jack the Stripper: Feb 9, 2014; Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:06

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

>summon Diamond Joe Biden in a god drat 1981 Trans-Am to do a sick burnout and ramp right onto Satan's face, killing him instantly. Then have Diamond Joe do like 60 victory laps over Satan's corpse. Say, "That's how Diamond Joe and the Magical Negro ROLL." Then smoke heavenly mega-weed and jizz on the corpse of Beelz from your new throne.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:07

Momplestiltskin: Jan 15, 2014; Got any extra firstborns?

i brought sauce posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:21

Entropia: Nov 18, 2012; Can't post for 10 years!

Wolfsheim posted:

I'm too lazy to find and quote the original

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:22

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

>summon Diamond Joe Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:23

Dance Marine: Feb 17, 2014

Jeff the Mediocre posted:

>Use your Secret Muslim powers to open a portal to Jannah. Ask the prophet Muhammad to lead an army against Satan.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:36

milktwice: Feb 15, 2012

poz satans neg rear end

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:40

Newfie: Oct 8, 2013; 10 years of oil boom and 20 billion dollars cash, all I got was a case of beer, a pack of smokes, and 14% unemployment.
Thanks, Danny.

Wolfsheim posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:59

Airconswitch: Aug 23, 2010; Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 23, 2014 22:04

Zyme: Aug 15, 2000

play hoop

# ? Feb 24, 2014 00:19

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Hogge Wild posted:

click the "xxx posted" to go to the original

It's called phone-posting, scrub :colbert:

# ? Feb 24, 2014 00:23

Kommandre: Mar 4, 2013

Mycroft Holmes posted:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

# ? Feb 24, 2014 00:36

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Wolfsheim posted:

It's called phone-posting, scrub

You can still so that?

# ? Feb 24, 2014 00:46

Major INTERSpess: Apr 18, 2013; Call Apogee
Say Aardwolf

Jeff the Mediocre posted:

>Use your Secret Muslim powers to open a portal to Jannah. Ask the prophet Muhammad to lead an army against Satan.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 01:05

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

>go west

# ? Feb 24, 2014 03:53

DerpAlert: Aug 31, 2009; Haulin' Ass, Gettin' Paid
TEN XXXTRA LARGE

My Linux Rig posted:

You can still so that?

Yeah, open up a browser on your phone and go to forums.somethingawful.com HTH.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 04:15

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

DerpAlert posted:

Yeah, open up a browser on your phone and go to forums.somethingawful.com HTH.

Alternately, download the Awful App for your phone! :science:

# ? Feb 24, 2014 04:26

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Volmarias posted:

Alternately, download the Awful App for your phone!

only do this if you want to wait an hour and a half for a timeout every time your phone doesn't have perfect signal

# ? Feb 24, 2014 05:08

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

only do this if you want to wait an hour and a half for a timeout every time your phone doesn't have perfect signal

Or go for a better carrier hth

# ? Feb 24, 2014 05:58

Poland Spring: Sep 11, 2005

My Linux Rig posted:

Or go for a better carrier hth

hth

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:38

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Thank you for playing.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:50

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

>have sex with gay hitler

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:52

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

no wait

>go back to the bar and kill johnny

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:52

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

NecroMonster posted:

>go back to the bar and kill johnny

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:53

Mr. Bonky: Jan 28, 2001

NecroMonster posted:

>have sex with gay hitler

NecroMonster posted:

no wait

>go back to the bar and kill johnny

it says game over, rear end in a top hat

actually, it says the end. the intention is the same

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:54

TheHordor: Jul 3, 2011

Beautiful.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:56

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

> new game +

# ? Feb 24, 2014 06:57

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# ? May 2, 2024 17:16

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

The ending seems kind of abrupt I think and not really what I had planned - but then again, almost nothing in this game was what I had planned. Which is how I expected it. And how it should be.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 07:02

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