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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > endtimes.exe
 
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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
>ask the old man to suck you off

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> Tame a crow and use it to scout ahead

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> skin it with your teeth

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> take the heads and place them on the bar, ask the keep to fill them with the local ale.

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> throw the old man on top of the roof in an attempt to collapse the barn.

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> stand on the old man's shoulders and grab the staff

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

JGBeagle posted:

Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.
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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.
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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

alnilam posted:

>use staff to create vines to bind centaur's arms into a non-firing position, then say "am I disturbing you? you look a little...tied up at the moment"
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