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Gologle posted:A YEUL WHO COULD NOT GET BEYOND THUNDERDOME! A YEUL WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT TIME BEING AN ISSUE IN A GAME WHERE YOU CAN INDEFINITELY STOP TIME! A YUEL WHO LOVED THE BOMB! I have known them all! They have all died right before my very eyes! It was a dumb bit, but Liam O'Brien owned the hell out of it. His voice is kind of one-note but he can really act, no matter what the quality of his script. After playing through the first two games and learning the end of this one, I like to think that the whole FFXIII series is just a tale of (spoilers obviously) Lightning getting increasingly fed up with how unbelievably motherfucking stupid the gods of her world are. I mean, in XIII we have: Fal'Cie: We will kill everyone in the world because it will make our own god come back, maybe, because reasons! But first our representative the Space-Pope will troll you constantly, also because reasons! Lightning: siiiiigh Then in XIII-2 we have Etro, Goddess of Death and Severe Head Trauma. Etro: I made this one man immortal so he can watch his girlfriend die forever, and also if he dies I will die and the universe will end. because reasons. And I did you guys a solid but it made me super tired so just fight that immortal guy for eternity until you lose and the universe ends, 'k? Lightning: fffffff And now we have this game, which to my understanding has Bhunivelze in the driver's seat and initially has him coming off as kind of reasonable until: Bhunivelze: Surprise! My master plan was to make a universe where nothing ever happens, so basically like the old one except more obvious. Also I tortured a twentysomething-year old for thousands of years until he became a kid again and now I will possess his tender young body, because REASONS! Lightning: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH And then our heroine makes everything France, the end.
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Speedball posted:So I'm guessing I should rent this game before making any snap decisions regarding purchasing. You'll probably just want to wait for a price drop. Some of the pre-order DLC should also be on sale by then, if you're into that sort of thing.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Noel was seriously devoid of any personality. I really don't get the people that like him at all. He is just kind of there. Especially considering he watched his species loving go extinct. Goddamn. I think his lack of any seriously grating personality "quirks" was initially treated as a relief after FFXIII's cast, but he was so bland and static that he ended up just as bad anyway.
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Someone want to tell me what SE was smoking when they decided to make the first chain of real missions a crime investigation, an escort mission, and an MGS-lite sneak mission? I just don't know what to think of you anymore, Square. That said, I jumped on the Cloud outfit with a hunger in my eyes and am now Braver-ing the hell out of anything in my way. Luxerion's a pain in the rear end to navigate, really wish I had a proper map, but I still like its design; its jumbled mess of side paths and alleys reminds me of Venice or something.
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That wasn't funny the first time you did it and now you're on what, the seventh or eighth?
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