Darren Sharper charged with rape

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balancedbias: May 2, 2009; $$$$$$$$$

swickles posted:

Are you an anesthesiologist too?

Mixing opiates and benzos or a benzo like compound in this case is pretty common in the drug world. Lots of people use both, that's how most overdoses occur, too much respiratory depression. Well, alcohol + one of those is the most common, but mixing drugs happens a lot too.

edit: oh and because the derail occurred in this thread, here is the link to the CTE megathread I finally got around to making:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3610024

This is a great point, because I think people get the idea that someone like Sharper has some "inside dealer" or corrupt doctor that makes it easier for him to get these drugs. Well, maybe he does, but I routinely see people with no such clout come in the ER for overdoses on every prescribable narcotic. Outpatient doctor shopping, lying about lost/stolen scripts and/or pills, borrowing from friends/family, stealing from those plus others on a job (helloooooo locker rooms), plus the good old fashion corner street provider. Easy scumbag poo poo.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 03:08

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:12

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Rap posted:

Daltos is occupying his usual spot somewhere in the haze between mockery, self-mockery, and real actual thoughts

You spend enough time in that spot and even you become uncertain which of those things you are. Then you become me.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 05:11

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

balancedbias posted:

This is a great point, because I think people get the idea that someone like Sharper has some "inside dealer" or corrupt doctor that makes it easier for him to get these drugs. Well, maybe he does, but I routinely see people with no such clout come in the ER for overdoses on every prescribable narcotic. Outpatient doctor shopping, lying about lost/stolen scripts and/or pills, borrowing from friends/family, stealing from those plus others on a job (helloooooo locker rooms), plus the good old fashion corner street provider. Easy scumbag poo poo.

He got a lot of coaching from Sean Payton just saying.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 15:12

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Sash! posted:

You spend enough time in that spot and even you become uncertain which of those things you are. Then you become me.

oh god... I feel my love for trains coming on and I can't stop it... must... write... book... on... trains... unnngh

# ? Feb 21, 2014 16:06

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Chichevache posted:

Why do you think sex is basically assured?

Because he has so many bonuses to his roll that he can only fail on a 1? :ohdear:

Or because I was having cognitive dissonance over not wanting Darren Sharper's hot cock pounding my holes? :allears:

Honestly, its because I didn't read any of the articles and I thought that they went up to his room to gently caress, wherein he drugged and raped them. I was being stupid about that, obvs. Never meant to imply that the circumstances of how and when someone commits the rape particularly matters...

Mostly I thought it was weird he was using morphine, and imagined some kind of lovely Svengali situation where he was trying to erase girl's memory of ever having met him. Meanwhile police all over the country compare his DNA to a bunch of rape kit results and...

Ork of Fiction fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Feb 22, 2014

# ? Feb 22, 2014 06:19

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

By the end of this Shaper is going to turn out to be responsible for like 10% of all rapes in this country.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/nopd_issues_arrest_warrant_for_1.html

# ? Feb 27, 2014 23:50

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Dexo posted:

By the end of this Shaper is going to turn out to be responsible for like 10% of all rapes in this country.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/nopd_issues_arrest_warrant_for_1.html

Are there any states that Darren Sharper hasn't raped anybody in?

# ? Feb 28, 2014 00:42

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Dexo posted:

By the end of this Shaper is going to turn out to be responsible for like 10% of all rapes in this country.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/nopd_issues_arrest_warrant_for_1.html

Somewhere in America, a grizzled old army captain gets a folder thrown on his desk. 5 days before retirement, Darren Sharper has cleared 80% of his unsolved case files. The mayor is giving him a commendation.
Leaning back into his chair and legs resting on his sun-bleached desk, he smokes a cigar.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 00:48

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Are these two new cases (new as in weren't mentioned in the arrest file)? If so, that brings his total to...14 druggings and 10 rapes or attempted rapes.

On the bright side, if he's convicted in this one, he gets mandatory life, no parole, which is all he deserves at this point.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 01:10

Ordinaire: Sep 1, 2008; Forks in the road we're not.

As far as I know, these are not new allegations according to this. However, that article doesn't contain the latest reports out of Miami.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 02:30

Gerund: Sep 12, 2007; He push a man

Maybe this is a '6 million in the holocaust sounds impossible' reaction, but is it possible that departments with open cases are tagging Sharper for open cases?

Because drat, man.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 05:43

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Gerund posted:

Maybe this is a '6 million in the holocaust sounds impossible' reaction, but is it possible that departments with open cases are tagging Sharper for open cases?

Because drat, man.

I'd think a victim's statement either would or wouldn't mention "I was with an NFL player named Darren Sharper that night"

# ? Feb 28, 2014 05:46

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Crazy Ted posted:

Are there any states that Darren Sharper hasn't raped anybody in?

Yea, a state of consciousness.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 05:52

Marvin_Gardens: May 25, 2005

Chichevache posted:

Yea, a state of consciousness.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 06:06

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Chichevache posted:

Yea, a state of consciousness.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 06:12

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

drat Chiche you are the JR Smith of posting. Tons of points but only because you take a ton of shots.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 06:40

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

swickles posted:

drat Chiche you are the JR Smith of posting. Tons of points but only because you take a ton of shots.

Rate stats are for nerds.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 06:55

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

drat Chiche you are the JR Smith of posting. Tons of points but only because you take a ton of shots.

I think Sweet Thursday was pretty on top of it when he called me the Nicholas Cage of posting.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 07:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I am the Chevy Chase of posting.

Couple of good performances in the past but mostly just phoning it in these days.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 12:57

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

I'm the Andy Kaufman of posting, yeah most of the time it's annoying but it's performance art

# ? Feb 28, 2014 15:06

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Rasczak posted:

I'm the Andy Kaufman of posting, yeah most of the time it's annoying but it's performance art

More like Andy Dick

# ? Feb 28, 2014 15:51

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Well gently caress you too pal t :mad:

# ? Feb 28, 2014 16:14

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Thanks for ruining Bill Cosby for me, you fucks :mad:

Also gently caress Darren Sharper and Jesus Christ, this is the most hosed up sex crime spree imaginable without kids or animals being involved, I think.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 17:36

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Now consider the very small fraction of rapes that are reported, and re-calibrate. I'd bet Sharper has raped over 100 women in his time traveling around the country. *shiver*

# ? Feb 28, 2014 17:48

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Maybe all of these girls just have a lot of problems falling asleep at night and Sharper was helping them??

# ? Feb 28, 2014 17:50

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

mdemone posted:

Now consider the very small fraction of rapes that are reported, and re-calibrate. I'd bet Sharper has raped over 100 women in his time traveling around the country. *shiver*

The idea of a time traveling rapist is terrifying to me

# ? Feb 28, 2014 18:45

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Spintzel posted:

The idea of a time traveling rapist is terrifying to me

Listen: Billy Pilgrim has cum unstuck in time

# ? Feb 28, 2014 18:47

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Spintzel posted:

The idea of a time traveling rapist is terrifying to me

On Series 8 of Doctor Who...

# ? Feb 28, 2014 18:50

Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Febreeze posted:

He's going for the record of terrible sexual conduct

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/20/darren-sharper-now-being-investigated-for-miami-sexual-assault/

I'm late to this but damnit Sharper. Ugh.

# ? Feb 28, 2014 19:00