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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Yaoi Mandel posted:

I have it on good authority (someone Darren worked with) that he has a micropenis. Like tip of your finger.
Well in that case I can kind of see his justification.

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Toymachine
Jul 2, 2007

Warning - Posts created under the influence of Codeine and/or Skittles
Multiple felony charges are better than having a girl laugh at you.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Marvin_Gardens posted:

What am I supposed to do with this information?

Just think about it.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Regnevelc posted:

I watched this movie about 3 weeks after losing my dad. The end was not a fun watch.

ever find your dad?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Rap posted:

ever find your dad?

stone cold.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Rap posted:

ever find your dad?

:drat:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Rap posted:

ever find your dad?

good lord man

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Rap posted:

ever find your dad?

I don't think Chicago is good for you.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Chichevache posted:

I don't think Chicago is good for you.

don't blame this on the fine city of Chicago.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Chichevache posted:

I don't think Chicago is good for you.

That was actually an extremely v2 joke, J Bansal vintage if i don't miss my guess

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Yaoi Mandel posted:

I have it on good authority (someone Darren worked with) that he has a micropenis. Like tip of your finger.

Please let this be admitted as evidence

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Rap posted:

ever find your dad?

hahahaha

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


When the guy whose dad is dead a
Is laughing at the dead dad joke, you know the dead dad joke was pretty funny.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Ehud posted:

When the guy whose dad is dead a
Is laughing at the dead dad joke, you know the dead dad joke was pretty funny.

I recognize good humor when it pops up. Plus it's the internet.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
figured reg was up for it :)

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Thanks for ruining Bill Cosby for me, you fucks :mad:

Also gently caress Darren Sharper and Jesus Christ, this is the most hosed up sex crime spree imaginable without kids or animals being involved, I think.

I never heard of the Cosby stuff until this thread. Definitely ruined.

Cadence
Dec 31, 2007

Vintimus Prime posted:

I never heard of the Cosby stuff until this thread. Definitely ruined.

Does this mean you don't want a pudding pop?

Also, a buddy of Sharper's has also been arrested for rape, apparently relating to the same night and women as two of the charges against Sharper. Sharper's lawyers are saying that they will "prove that any sexual contact Sharper engaged in was welcomed." I think they will need more than his buddy's testimony to that fact.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Cadence posted:

Does this mean you don't want a pudding pop?

Also, a buddy of Sharper's has also been arrested for rape, apparently relating to the same night and women as two of the charges against Sharper. Sharper's lawyers are saying that they will "prove that any sexual contact Sharper engaged in was welcomed." I think they will need more than his buddy's testimony to that fact.

A dozen notes in the same handwriting reading "Hello, are you Darren Sharper? I wanted to ask if you'd drug me and then have sex with me, for it is my fetish."

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



I think Aaron Hernandez is a little too busy to get in on this cover up.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







shiksa posted:

A dozen notes in the same handwriting reading "Hello, are you Darren Sharper? I wanted to ask if you'd drug me and then have sex with me, for it is my fetish."

Have you never read The Box?

Cadence
Dec 31, 2007

shiksa posted:

A dozen notes in the same handwriting reading "Hello, are you Darren Sharper? I wanted to ask if you'd drug me and then have sex with me, for it is my fetish."

Signed 'Darren Not Darren'

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Cadence posted:

Signed 'Darren Not Darren'
Signed "Arren Harper"

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Cadence posted:

Does this mean you don't want a pudding pop?

Also, a buddy of Sharper's has also been arrested for rape, apparently relating to the same night and women as two of the charges against Sharper. Sharper's lawyers are saying that they will "prove that any sexual contact Sharper engaged in was welcomed." I think they will need more than his buddy's testimony to that fact.

Yeah, I'm sure Sharper welcomed his sexual engagement with his victims, it's not his feelings we're concerned with here.

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother
Sex is always welcomed when an ambien/alcohol/opiate cocktail is involved. In fact, every idea is welcomed.

I'm sure she did consent but it's still rape.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Rap posted:

ever find your dad?

n0ice

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Regnevelc posted:

I watched this movie about 3 weeks after losing my dad. The end was not a fun watch.
I watched it yesterday for the first time. The end had me choking up and my pops is still alive.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I've never seen that movie, but the synopsis makes it look like a gushier version of The Butterfly Effect

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


Intruder posted:

I've never seen that movie, but the synopsis makes it look like a gushier version of The Butterfly Effect

Its really just a re-make of The Time Traveler's Wife, with the exact same Wife.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Isn't that the movie where as an adult male he seduces a 10 year old girl?

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother

Intruder posted:

Isn't that the movie where as an adult male he seduces a 10 year old girl?

Yes.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
ugh ugh ughughUGHuGh

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Hardfl1p posted:

ugh ugh ughughUGHuGh

Same

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Intruder posted:

Isn't that the movie where as an adult male he seduces a 10 year old girl?

And somehow this is not the weirdest story involving time travel that I've ever heard.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
If I had a time machine that would allow me to go back in time to get the girl of my dreams I'd probably just use it to keep doing molten core runs in high school

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Sup Darren, still a total piece of poo poo? Aight cool catch ya later.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I hope this case goes quickly for the sake of the women involved.

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

shiksa posted:

Sup Darren, still a total piece of poo poo? Aight cool catch ya later.
Unfortunately that's almost certainly inadmissible hearsay, but god drat.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

shiksa posted:

Sup Darren, still a total piece of poo poo? Aight cool catch ya later.

Louisiana is offering life in prison? Cool. Send him there.

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

Chichevache posted:

Louisiana is offering life in prison? Cool. Send him there.

With no parole! He can be roomies with Lil Boosie in Angola!

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Cadence
Dec 31, 2007

Elotana posted:

Unfortunately that's almost certainly inadmissible hearsay, but god drat.

It could get in as an an admission against interest perhaps? I am not a lawyer in Cali or Louisiana. Or anywhere really.

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