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Wait when a girl goes up to your room for drinks you're supposed to have sex with her? I thought that's when you're supposed to council her about the dangers of drinking with a man alone. No wonder I never get laid.
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Rap posted:Daltos there was never any wonder why you never get laid It's not my fault girls like jocks instead of a man that cares about them and defends their honor
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Feb 20, 2014 20:27
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It's called the National Championship Game and is played at the end of every college football season.
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Feb 20, 2014 20:33
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Probably Magic posted:I'm pretty sure he's just loving around. (I hope.) I am. I'm actually an Alpha Male. I'm so Alpha that I capitalize it.
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Feb 20, 2014 21:00
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Rap posted:Daltos is occupying his usual spot somewhere in the haze between mockery, self-mockery and real actual thoughts No lantern will get you through that haze
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Feb 20, 2014 21:29
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AAA DOLFAN posted:In loud clubs, she drank all night a nerd poet lauriet
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Feb 20, 2014 22:16
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Febreeze posted:Where in the world has 
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Feb 20, 2014 22:36
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Schwack posted:The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the ambien.
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Feb 20, 2014 23:06
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Bashez posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg Hey I'm up to date on my Sunny, that was just a very clever joke by me that I imparted to all of you jabronis
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Feb 21, 2014 00:14
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Sash! posted:You spend enough time in that spot and even you become uncertain which of those things you are. Then you become me. oh god... I feel my love for trains coming on and I can't stop it... must... write... book... on... trains... unnngh
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Feb 21, 2014 16:06
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Maybe all of these girls just have a lot of problems falling asleep at night and Sharper was helping them??
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If I had a time machine that would allow me to go back in time to get the girl of my dreams I'd probably just use it to keep doing molten core runs in high school
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