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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Darren Sharper charged with rape
 
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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Who hasn't pondered giving a dog morphine, that's the sort of thing keeping me up at night.

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

article posted:

"When you look up the definition of a serial criminal or a serial rapist, it's someone who has repetitive behavior," said Eyewitness News legal analyst Chick Foret.

Man I want that analyst job, I could offer this kind of insight all day.

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Cadence posted:

Does this mean you don't want a pudding pop?

Also, a buddy of Sharper's has also been arrested for rape, apparently relating to the same night and women as two of the charges against Sharper. Sharper's lawyers are saying that they will "prove that any sexual contact Sharper engaged in was welcomed." I think they will need more than his buddy's testimony to that fact.

Yeah, I'm sure Sharper welcomed his sexual engagement with his victims, it's not his feelings we're concerned with here.

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