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I purchased an account here on SA because it seemed the appropriate place to discuss my rather strange NetHack-related life issue. I want to establish that the facts are as I state them here - this is a life issue I'm dealing with. I made it through college without ever getting laid. I'm fairly attractive, and girls came onto me on more than a few occasions, but I was young and confused and insecure, so I never took them up on it, despite wanting sex. I did my undergraduate degree in Classical Studies and my graduate degree in Accounting - this is characteristic of my personality. I had a year off before grad school started, so I got on SeekingArrangement and had a series of encounters with a very attractive, very pneumatic Jamaican girl in nursing school. She was really incredible by any measure - not merely as my first. The experience was beneficial in that it helped me overcome my insecurity and become more of a man. Of course, I enjoyed it greatly. Over the next few months, I had a series of encounters with a diverse cast of other women (with protection), which served to reinforce my preference. I did my undergraduate studies in Boston then moved to Cincinnati both because I had a scholarship at UC and because of the extortionate cost of renting on the Coasts and how cheap it is to buy a really nice house here (in a lovely part of the country). I dislike dating because I find it time-intensive and generally obnoxious - of course, other people may enjoy it - and more than that, between work, school, study and hobbies, my life is very busy these days. Having to sit around the house now and then to sign for packages is a killer for me. So I decided I wanted a live-in girlfriend, one from Jamaica or the Dominican Republic or maybe sub-Saharan Africa. American women, of whatever race, just don't do it for me - the culture just doesn't jive. Where NetHack comes in is... During my nine months' off between finishing college and gradschool, I was incidentally introduced to the game of NetHack. In 2012. I missed the boat, I know. Regardless, I found the fun, open-ended, challenging, brain-dependent game very, very compelling. I don't care for modern games. I have a number of hobbies and things I want to do, including planting a garden, becoming an author, doing some home improvement, etc. Perhaps the biggest part of why I want a live-in is... For the longest time, I've felt I would be more motivated, more focused, if I had a regular sex partner, without the time and energy burden of dating, and available at hand whenever I would have need. Now, those who have played NetHack know of the foocubus, how it is useful for randomly increasing a high-intelligence character's attributes through fornication. I started to identify with that role, imagine myself as an archaeologist (given my strong background in Classical Studies) being stripped naked and fornicating with a foocubus in the dank corridors of the Dungeons of Doom. I have to confess, I'm giggling to myself right now just because it's so, so strange. It's not even that I particularly want to act out this fantasy - it's not even really a fantasy. It's a mental image I can't push out of my head. I felt compelled to write it down - to seek insight on my predicament.
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# ? Feb 17, 2014 22:39 |
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Aestu posted:I have a number of hobbies and things I want to do, including planting a garden What are your favorite things to grow in your garden? I have a few lemon trees but they keep dying. And I also grow basil.
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# ? Feb 17, 2014 22:49 |
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BigHead posted:What are your favorite things to grow in your garden? I have a few lemon trees but they keep dying. And I also grow basil. Lemons require a LOT of heat, so perhaps that's your problem. They also need lots of iron - Ironite is good. I was thinking fruit trees - apples and plums maybe, crops that are perennial and cold-hardy. Spices are fun but you don't really need a garden for that, it would be better to grow them inside under a heat lamp or something. I'm not much into annual crops. Bok-choy maybe. I was also thinking to get a goat, because they are hardy and inexpensive. My house is on half an acre and I plan on buying up some more lots within the next decade, so I'll have space to play with.
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# ? Feb 17, 2014 22:55 |
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You're more likely to get help over in e/n. Also: you're spectacularly weird.
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# ? Feb 17, 2014 23:42 |
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Hydrolith posted:You're more likely to get help over in e/n. I'm not even sure what the OP wants. It sounds like "Hey, guys! I'm having sex! Now I want to enact by video game fetish! What do you think?" In other words, perfect for E/N.
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# ? Feb 17, 2014 23:46 |
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Love is but a false construct; rather, give me a pneumatic negress.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 00:08 |
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at the date posted:Love is but a false I'll take the latter while I wait on the former. It's not so much a desire to enact the fetish as being plagued by an unshakable mental image because of the unlikely parallel.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:36 |
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Aestu posted:I purchased an account here on SA because it seemed the appropriate place to discuss my rather strange NetHack-related life issue. I want to establish that the facts are as I state them here - this is a life issue I'm dealing with. First off you should try Dungeon Crawl, it's a much better game. I think you'd enjoy rolling with Fedhas given the gardening background.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:42 |
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chaos rhames posted:First off you should try Dungeon Crawl, it's a much better game. I think you'd enjoy rolling with Fedhas given the gardening background. Unless you enjoy trawling through a a wiki everytime you see anything.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:54 |
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Reginald Bathwater posted:Unless you enjoy trawling through a a wiki everytime you see anything. Nethack is far, far worse about this than Crawl. OP you should try eating some corpses (perhaps you have some in your basement?) to gain intrinsics.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:17 |
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I find going on dates is a good way to get laid. Good luck OP. Have you ascended yet?
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:26 |
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Reading your post has helped me with my insecurity.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:48 |
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who cares
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 06:39 |
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origami posted:Reading your post has helped me with my insecurity.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 08:07 |
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http://www.autism.org.uk/helpline
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 09:08 |
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would you genocide american women if given a scroll of genocide or a throne to #sit upon are dominican/african women all foocubi, or just the pneumatic ones i yearn to understand
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 10:48 |
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what does a foocubus look like? I googled it and it's lines on a black screen. i'm.... pretty confused to say the least.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 11:08 |
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Aestu posted:
Pneumatic? The only other place I've seen pneumatic used like this is in Huxley, and he had some really strange sex ideas also. So don't do that.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 13:10 |
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spatula massacre posted:what does a foocubus look like? I googled it and it's lines on a black screen. Clearly, I'm the one who is confused.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 18:58 |
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You would be a great troll OP but I think you're being serious.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:21 |
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I'm not sure what the question is
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:46 |
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Aestu posted:I was also thinking to get a goat. Problem solved.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:55 |
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Zap yourself with a wand of enlightenment.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 21:12 |
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Stand on a permanent Elbereth and kick your sink. Easy.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 22:19 |
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Bleeding Hollow Aestu? Edit: If so, yeah, he is that weird. I don't doubt any of the content in the OP. xov fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Feb 18, 2014 |
# ? Feb 18, 2014 23:53 |
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What a coincidence, my first girlfriend was pneumatic too
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 02:10 |
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lock yourself in room butt naked and reverse genocide nurses
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 02:30 |
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Hahahaha you're such a weird little fucker
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 04:58 |
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You're an idiot for trying to max with the foocubus. It's an incredibly inefficient way of maxing and, frankly, makes you look noobish. Why you're not horking potions or leveling up the spankity skill tree I have no idea. I know you only discovered the game two years ago, but come on, this is like babytown frolics here.
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 05:01 |
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Ohhhh, you're from Sacramento. That explains nearly everything.
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 05:21 |
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We have a subforum named after you.
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 05:21 |
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West Ham Sandwich posted:We have a subforum named after you.
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 05:27 |
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"Casuals" don't get emotionally invested in sex; they do it for fun.
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 05:27 |
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Two Worlds of Warcraft
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 05:59 |
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Aestu posted:I made it through college without ever getting laid. I'm fairly attractive, and girls came onto me on more than a few occasions, but I was young and confused and insecure, so I never took them up on it, despite wanting sex. They were just being nice to you. That doesn't mean they are coming on to you and that certainly doesn't mean they're turned on by you telling them about how you had a phoenix mount before those casuals who play games /spit FOR FUN could get one by doing things other than grinding old content you outgeared.
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:38 |
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spatula massacre posted:what does a foocubus look like? &
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:39 |
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Please Goldmine before anybody else posts on it
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 07:57 |
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What makes a black lady pneumatic I really wanna know
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# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:13 |
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*takes a swig from my mug of Awesome, wipes some off of my Epic Moustache with my big Manly Hands, then puts the mug down on my Badass Beer Table* Son, that's some of the realest poo poo I've ever read.
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Paper Lion posted:What makes a black lady pneumatic I really wanna know Powerful twerking muscles.
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