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I joined Goonwaffe one week ago on a trial account, did all the in-game tutorials, got chaperoned in my pod to Deklein, receieved over 800mil isk in goonations, jumped to AF0, and flew one of my 4 free frigates to join the hellcamp in 0-W778. In one week I went from not ever playing EVE before to doing something that matters and having enough ISK that stupid noob mistakes don't matter too much. Join Goonwaffe.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 15:31 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:31 |
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For someone completely new to the game with barely 500k SP, what would be the best skill to raise to V first? I understand it's probably not something that should be done right away, but what V-level skill would give the best benefit? Drones? Cap management? CPU?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2014 01:15 |
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I got a LOT of enjoyment out of being a Maulus Damper in that breakout attempt. I can now (poorly) fly either an Exeq or a Celestis, and part of the Milestones for either of them are Drones V, which I am currently training now. I'm already at CPU III / Power Grid III /Cap IV and only Drones V is holding me back from that first milestone in either ship, which is why I was asking. I'll be getting CPU / Power / Cap to V as fast as I can too, though! Otacon fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Feb 22, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2014 01:36 |
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subhelios posted:I had heard about this game from some other goons, figured I'd give it a try. Read the OP and followed the instructions (I thought), but I think I hosed up with the vcode thingy. When I got to step 5 it just said 'character', and when I pressed continue it dumped me back at the beginning. Starting to think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. I heard you got this figured out, but this happened to me too. The EVE API needs time to update and if you try to register too quickly, it won't have time to update and pull your Character Names. Or something along these lines.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 23:11 |
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Lowkin posted:But yea I'll take your advice, I'll stop posting and skill up and get strong enough to join a fleet. You are absolutely dense, or a very good troll. I've been playing for less than two weeks. During this previous Hell Camp, I had less than 500k SP, and was given EIGHT FRIGATES for absolutely nothing in return. I died 3 times and got podded 3 times, losing ~10mil worth of stuff. 10mil of losses to bring down 1bil of ships? Sounds like a win in my books. You're doing yourself a disservice (and essentially everyone here who's read your blathering) by being so obtuse. Goons love NEWBEES. EDIT: Did I do a poo poo-ton of damage? Nope! Did I die within a few minutes of webbing/pointing a fleeing ship? Probably! Did I learn things I wouldn't have in HiSec questlines? Absolutely! And I had fun to boot. Otacon fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Mar 8, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 10:23 |
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darth cookie posted:I'm going to shove ISK down your throat till you choke. This is me right now: What have you done!? You've just about killed me, and I cannot thank you enough. We'll chat when I'm in game and not staring at EVEMon
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 10:47 |
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Leo Showers posted:The original call out was that Black Legion had like 100 Maelstroms in QPO and all we could form up at the time was a Harpy Fleet. I think they ended up bridging in more support and were ready for a fight, all they ended up doing was incapping a JB and shoot an onlining POS. At first we figured a Super was tackled or something because they bridged the Maelstroms in but it doesn't really seem like it. We put up a new JB and then 15 minutes later BL came in again and killed that one too. Now there's yet another JB that went up. HOW LONG WILL THIS ONE LAST
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 08:35 |
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bonewitch posted:And getting banned for posting porn on SGBS. Lucas
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 23:36 |
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Nietzschean posted:I sieged several pos today. It was a good day. Did you even need your AK?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 06:52 |
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Kheldragar posted:Never said it wasn't; put a suit and tie on it however... (That sounds like lawyerbee, but I think that's just a judge wig) The Mittanbee?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 15:47 |
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vyst posted:Well here let me just expedite your poo poo ASAP Mr. Important. I mean I'd hate for you to have to wait longer than a fuckin hour since you emailed you mook bitch. vyst mail holy grail
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 18:07 |
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goodness posted:Decided to try out hisec for a bit, is this fit ok for missions? make sure you're carrying at least 9 PLEX in your cargo hold at all times
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 00:57 |
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ChickenWing posted:Waitaminit shots fired
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 01:01 |
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davmo1 posted:See you blokes in a few months! Give Groon a shot to get your newbie feet wet. Don't solo EVE, it isn't recommended.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 04:45 |
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Just as a note for you gankers out there: CONCORD deaths are now viewable on zKillboard Approximately 300k+ killmails were recently added to their database https://zkillboard.com/corporation/1000125/solo/ More reason to go nuts!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 04:38 |
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Wanna see the new colors of all the paintable ships? Check out http://www.caldariprimeponyclub.com/
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 19:29 |
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I'm sorry for linking funny poo poo I find on Reddit, but this is kinda important and might be relevant here: Topic: CCP gave my info to INTERPOL because they thought i was going to kill myself. quote:Hey guys, so I am writing to you right now because the police literally just woke me up (4:30 am here) asking if I play an online game called EVE and that CCP games actually contacted INTERPOL (I live in Canada- that's x-country police work right there) who then contacted the RCMP who just dispatched two officers to my house because I said I "was going to blow my loving brains out" in Local Chat at Jita because of a loss earlier. I imagine the follow up text (body disposal, cleanup) that another player and I were openly joking about made itself to the report however the officers were kind enough to only mention the fact I had said I want to end my own life in an online video game. The officers then asked me if I have a history of self-harm, and if I had any firearms in the house (no, to both) Lesson learned here? Watch what you loving say in an online game! Even when you say something to somebody specifically, someone may take it out of context and get loving INTERPOL involved. What kind of international suicide watch list did I unintentionally end up on? Not that this is funny, just that it's Something Awful. Sorry for any confusion - here, having a Mining Moros Otacon fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Mar 12, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 13:44 |
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figured out how to make EVE a lot better
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 19:22 |
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 21:46 |
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Kabuki Shipoopi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euOxv5Iz2cg
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 16:47 |
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PerrineClostermann posted:I'm now imagining how creepy it would be to have a space hanger collection of dead space people.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 20:06 |
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That's not my hangar. I just saved that picture because Doc Weed edit: Will Buy Corpses for 500K ISK (Male) and 1M ISK (Female) https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=40701&find=unread
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 20:29 |
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Just went out on my first Harpyfleet as a Burst. 40+ Harpies with ~8 Bursts went and caused over 2.3 billion in damages, taking losses (including my beloved Burst, RIP) of about 200mil. I had mad fun, saved 3 dudes who were more than half-way into Hull, repped a bunch of goons until I was primaried, and am (hopefully ) getting reimbursed essentially making me ~8mil in profit from participating. I didn't even get podded, yay! http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=22508966 About 30 hours until I'm at Shield Upgrades IV and can actually use Shield II mods. I'm having a lot of fun being in Goonwaffe.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 23:38 |
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It has been
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 22:51 |
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Angela Christine posted:This is a bit weird. I was going through some of my completed contracts, and it says I sold damaged poo poo. This is happening to me too, on the other end. I bought a Burst on Contract, and got it blown up. Viewing my Completed Contracts (to use as a guide to refit another Burst) shows me the same stuff - the modules I overheated showing as damaged, and the ship itself showing as 120% damaged. Weird!
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 17:07 |
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If this BNI noob was in GW he'd be a trillionaire within 30 minutes
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 19:29 |
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Zerok posted:
This is the same newbie who sent out a corp mail saying "I just joined hi everyone", then about 30 seconds later, a second, which said "sorry I was just asked not to do this sorry everyone"
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 19:55 |
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Margaret Thatcher posted:Any guy named 'Orbital Construction Platform' makes me seriously doubt whether he's actually new to the game. Sounds more like a PL alt who's come over for some I didn't even notice that. My luls were in vain
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 20:16 |
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I did my first Relic&Data sites last night. Also discovered two wormholes which led to nothing but sleeper rats which scared me off. Got ~4mil in blueprints/salvage. I think I'll have the skills to start small-scale ratting in my fresh VNI tonight
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 20:56 |
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Alexzandvar posted:
Not in BNI, but I don't think they give feedback. Everything I've heard sounds like their leaders live in a black hole
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 21:12 |
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Supposedly, http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/21coxo/i_was_a_victim_of_the_erotica_1_bonus_round_ask/ OP: quote:At this point, I had been playing Eve for a few months. The people I had played with had been really nice. I saw Erotica 1 promising to double isk, so I figured I would give it a try(my first mistake). I sent 50m and got back 100m, so I figured she was trustworthy and sent her 300m. Choice quotes: Q: Why didn't you quit Teamspeak when you realized you weren't having fun anymore? A: Erotica1 does a really good job of making you feel like he is the good guy. Its hard to explain, but after at first it isn't too bad. And after a while I was just exhausted and couldn't think clearly. Also, I really wanted to keep playing Eve with my friends. I was hoping to buy a plex. Q: Are you still playing EVE after this experience? A: No. My subscription is about to run out and I am having some RL financial problems. Hopefully CCP and the community can do something about these players though. Q: How has "Bonus Round" affected you view of EVE and it's community? A: It has seriously soured me to the game. I can't believe this stuff is allowed to go on. I think most Eve players are good people, but people like this are going to drive the community in a bad direction. Due to RL financial problems I will probably have to quit Eve anyway, but I am not sure I would want to keep playing anyway with people like him. Q: What was the take? (Erotica's scam is widely known to be the gold standard of isk doubling, but it's less publicly known what the average haul is. I'd be curious to know how bad my scam is in comparison.) A: She got 400m isk from me. Otacon fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Mar 25, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 22:46 |
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Bean Head posted:Reading the comments in Jester's blog post all I can see is "grr goons" and "stop liking what I don't like" I'm concerned that this will be used to nerf or add to the rules things that will limit the scope of awox, ganking, safari etc (not that I've done awox or safari, they're not my thing) If you blindly give away 99% of the money in your bank account, and there's a 1% chance you'll get it back, how difficult would it be for you to just remove yourself from the situation?
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 22:57 |
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I broke the third wall and posted in that dudes Reddit post. He wasn't the same guy who made it into Jester's blog - this was someone else who got Bonus Round'd a week or two ago.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 23:05 |
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Delusibeta posted:As I type, that's got +14 karma, which is odd since I'd have expected a pro-Goons post to be downvoted into oblivion faster than you can say "ten dollars". My thoughts exactly. Godspeed, MacGillicutty Smash. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 02:36 |
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deadtear posted:DHD kicking and screaming is the best. Socialism? In my EVE?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 05:05 |
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pugnax posted:
Where do you think that 200% reimbursement is coming from?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 14:57 |
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Looks like Erotica 1 was permabanned.quote:Nevertheless, nothing moves CCP like controversy. I can think of few times when a protest from the playerbase didn't result in them acting. Writing in the private subforum of the MinerBumping Forum, Erotica 1 informed us that she has been banned from EVE. The ban, as far as I can tell from what Erotica 1 wrote, is permanent. http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/03/erotica-1-banned-from-eve-acquires.html
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 20:49 |
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Camping EC-Gate on a Newbee FC roam... caught this... "thing" https://zkillboard.com/detail/37859833/
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 23:14 |
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Saveron_01 posted:So today has been annoying to do anything on mumble, ran a traceroute to the servers and get many points timing out. Anyone else on the east coast US having the same issue? Of course my ISP (Verizon) was fairly useless in figuring it out. Yes. Verizon FIOS. Same. Constant disconnects from Mumble.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 00:36 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:31 |
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orange juche posted:That's what the CSM is for. Noctis Horrendae for CSM 2014 Who's with me
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 03:08 |