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captain Spaulding is trolling you all it's so great
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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:Let me elaborate, I'll try to use lots of white space and small words: I appreciate your opinion. There are a couple of things that are wrong with your statement. A. I am an American who is not crazy. This completely contradicts your somewhat lackluster guess. 2. Not only do I have a firm grasp of English, I am a teacher, who teaches English as a second language in an International School. How I choose to type my words when I am relaxing is my own personal choice. I am in no way trying to disrespect you at all. I came to this forum, spent 25 dollars, and made a thread. I strongly disagree with your opinion. I have read the wiki document and I understand its contents. So having said that, as I mentioned someone last night. I will have everything in order real soon. Thanks for your opinion and have a nice morning. captain_spaulding fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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Feb 21, 2014 03:50
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Greenllama posted:captain Spaulding is trolling you all it's so great Is he really though? Or are you? 
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Feb 21, 2014 03:50
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Please allow Captain Spalding Sports Company, the treasure of the forums, to play the massively multiplayer online space ship game with you people.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:00
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Narciss has an evil clone.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:14
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Rhymenoserous posted:errrrr so do most of the other mmo goon guilds. that is extremely funny
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Feb 21, 2014 04:34
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Rhymenoserous posted:errrrr so do most of the other mmo goon guilds. Yeah, but they donīt consist of 12 bullshit steps. They also donīt have "Auth Directors", wtf.
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Feb 21, 2014 05:50
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I personally don't mind the fact that they have an organized way of doing things. it reminds me of being back in the army. So ill play my position and enjoy learning about this cool rear end space game
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Feb 21, 2014 08:57
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captain_spaulding posted:I personally don't mind the fact that they have an organized way of doing things. it reminds me of being back in the army. So ill play my position and enjoy learning about this cool rear end space game BTW (burn the witch), if you're into rear end games I've got a few recommendations for you.
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Feb 21, 2014 08:59
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Matoi Ryuko posted:BTW (burn the witch), if you're into rear end games I've got a few recommendations for you. lol that was funny. I didn't realize I said "rear end" I just got to typing. So What do you do once you have done all of the initial missions in your starting area? Do you find another place that has more of these little starter missions? I wanna figure out how to make some money so I can buy stuff.
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Feb 21, 2014 09:15
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get a better space ship
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Feb 21, 2014 09:52
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Your first thread and its already gold. You are going places OP.
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Feb 21, 2014 12:21
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demonicon posted:Yeah, but they donīt consist of 12 bullshit steps. They also donīt have "Auth Directors", wtf. Maybe they should have a director in charge of paying space rent so their territories don't revert back to neutral.
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Feb 21, 2014 12:47
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captain_spaulding posted:I strongly disagree with your opinion. This is a good sentence.
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Feb 21, 2014 14:02
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Livingtrope posted:Haha you eve people have a loving wiki and have to register to join, jesus christ Eve is serious business. Typically if the registration process is more complex that posting in a thread then I say gently caress it. I'll just join a poo poo pubbie guild/clan/whatever and see if i can make them implode.
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Feb 21, 2014 15:10
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demonicon posted:Yeah, but they donīt consist of 12 bullshit steps. They also donīt have "Auth Directors", wtf. they also don't have an organization with 50,000 dudes in it.
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Feb 21, 2014 15:53
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captain_spaulding posted:I appreciate your opinion. There are a couple of things that are wrong with your statement. A. I am an American who is not crazy. This completely contradicts your somewhat lackluster guess. 2. Not only do I have a firm grasp of English, I am a teacher, who teaches English as a second language in an International School. How I choose to type my words when I am relaxing is my own personal choice. I am in no way trying to disrespect you at all. I came to this forum, spent 25 dollars, and made a thread. I strongly disagree with your opinion. I have read the wiki document and I understand its contents. So having said that, as I mentioned someone last night. I will have everything in order real soon. Thanks for your opinion and have a nice morning. I'm really glad you understand how serious Eve Online is. If you retain as much dedication to your posting as you have so far, you will go far in the wonderful world that is Goonwaffe good sir o7 o7 o7 (salute) It also shows well that you are willing to spend for success! EVE Online rewards those who are a little better endowed in the wallet department if you know what I mean  There's no need to wait like a scrub - just PLEX your way to a good honourably tanked dreadnaught with a shiny faction fitting and success and pubbie (non-goon) tears will be yours!Hit me up ingame as Frikkin' Lasers if you want some tips for thriving in the swarm bro (my goon main got temp banned for swearing in local  )
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captain_spaulding posted:I appreciate your opinion. There are a couple of things that are wrong with your statement. A. I am an American who is not crazy. This completely contradicts your somewhat lackluster guess. 2. Not only do I have a firm grasp of English, I am a teacher, who teaches English as a second language in an International School. How I choose to type my words when I am relaxing is my own personal choice. I am in no way trying to disrespect you at all. I came to this forum, spent 25 dollars, and made a thread. I strongly disagree with your opinion. I have read the wiki document and I understand its contents. So having said that, as I mentioned someone last night. I will have everything in order real soon. Thanks for your opinion and have a nice morning. Allow me to point out a small fallacy in your above statement, to wit, your firm grasp of the English language has failed you miserablly when people have said "you are a goddamn pubby, thanks for the :tenbux: thanks for the other cash you pissed on the wall for an avatar, and thanks for the entertaining thread", I have personally dragged a couple of my goodbuddies from eve into these forums, after exercising what I hope is good judgement of character: are they goonygoonbuddies? do they want to j4g, do they appreciate the other fora? Most importantly, can they actually bring something interesting to S.A. We no longer actually play Eve, we do other things, I actually pulled them into starfleet dental, they are both the funny psychopaths we like to hang around here with, they don't need an avatar from house of a thousand j4g's to infer that. also, this thread should be in FYAD. The fakeest edit: captain_spaulding posted:I upgraded to platinum, had my avatar changed to something unbannable ,and have maxed my credit card. I see why my mate skyped me with the link to this thread, you are insane, while that's not always a per-requisite for playing "Hit F1, wait a bit, hit F1 again." type games. it is for goonwaffe, or whatever we are calling our activities in spreadsheets online presently. Welcome, goonsir, may your poop always fit your socks and not overfill them. may your neck be festooned with a heavy, luxurious pelt. Oh, I did Tokyo for 7 years, Nova is a crap "school". avoid. I can hook you up with a company the Japanese BoE (Board of Edumacations) uses to recruit actual TA's (you would start as a Teachers Assistant), for actual public schools, not dodgy "pay stupid sums of cash to flirt with gaijins who's only qualification is they happen to have English as their first language*sometimes" type establishments, you should go to Japan, it has animes, sometimes those animes have goods like body pillows, you will need one. staberind fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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Feb 21, 2014 18:38
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Zvim posted:Eve is serious business. Like, I remember hearing about the goon eve thing years ago, and it was all about how they were trolling the people who took it so seriously what the gently caress went wrong
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Feb 21, 2014 20:14
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Livingtrope posted:Like, I remember hearing about the goon eve thing years ago, and it was all about how they were trolling the people who took it so seriously All the fun people went to STO to troll pubbies in Drogna station, or whatever the hell the cybersex station is named.
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Feb 21, 2014 20:17
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Livingtrope posted:Like, I remember hearing about the goon eve thing years ago, and it was all about how they were trolling the people who took it so seriously They formed a coalition of several thousand pubbies who take the game too seriously and the ~40 or so goons who get all serious up in their spaceships basically throw pubbies at anything that moves while waffegoons go on fleets when they want and gently caress around in space, posting on forums and jabber. You just hear from the super serious goon*(s) more often than anyone else. It's more serious than it was, say, in 2008/2009, but it's by no means the regiment of e-spacemen conscripts marching dutifully under the goon flag like it sometimes sounds. For most people it's a "show up if/when you want, if not nbd" thing. No one's going to kick you out for chilling out with goons and not taking the game super seriously.
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Feb 21, 2014 20:35
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Look if you retards won't even let captain spaulding play your spaceship game with you I am just going to freaking lose it.
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Feb 21, 2014 22:52
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I think captain spaulding should be promoted to general spaulding. And not just any general, a 5-star general! He deserves 5 stars, just like this thread. 
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Feb 22, 2014 01:49
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I will never, ever understand the people who don't actually research the site before trying to sign up for Goon guilds/spy on them. Of course, I also don't quite get how people have never heard of SA as a comedy site - unless you're brand new to the entire Internet, it's hard to not at least have heard of the place. 
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Feb 22, 2014 01:59
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imatree posted:All the fun people went to STO to troll pubbies in Drogna station, or whatever the hell the cybersex station is named. Drozana station. Good times. Anyway, I don't get why this guy shouldn't be allowed in. He clearly has the credentials, being a loving TEACHER of ESL. It's not like you can just get that kind of qualification to teach overnight.
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Feb 22, 2014 02:10
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Op do you like animes? A lot of the good posters here think they are pretty good. Do you have any favorites?
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Feb 22, 2014 02:26
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How is this man not a fleet commander yet.
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Feb 22, 2014 02:30
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Grecotch Unicycle posted:Drozana station. Good times. Atually im not an ESL teacher I teach 11th grade at an international highschool. I have a Ba in Arts with Honors in English Studies. Theres a big difference.
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Feb 22, 2014 03:36
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Have you been podded yet OP? I heard it's a big part of Eve. You should check that out
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Feb 22, 2014 04:14
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captain_spaulding posted:Atually im not an ESL teacher I teach 11th grade at an international highschool. I have a Ba in Arts with Honors in English Studies. Theres a big difference. Can you help me with basic math? I finished college algebra, but I take my TEAS V soon, we are not allowed to use calculators and I'm incapable of solving basic arithmetic problems by hand. (dividing fractions, multiplying decimals, et all) I will give you the login info to my Aeon pilot in Black Legion.
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Incursus posted:Can you help me with basic math? I finished college algebra, but I take my TEAS V soon, we are not allowed to use calculators and I'm incapable of solving basic arithmetic problems by hand. (dividing fractions, multiplying decimals, et all) I will give you the login info to my Aeon pilot in Black Legion. I suspect teaching people with an entire brain will prove an exciting and new challenge to him.
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Feb 22, 2014 07:19
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This is the best thread.
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Feb 22, 2014 12:55
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captain_spaulding posted:Atually im not an ESL teacher I teach 11th grade at an international highschool. I have a Ba in Arts with Honors in English Studies. Theres a big difference. Admit it...you're only in Indonesia because there were no openings in glorious Nippon.
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Feb 22, 2014 19:02
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Hello. I am prepared to 'sponsor' captain spaulding.
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Feb 23, 2014 10:00
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captain_spaulding posted:Ive heard of neither dark souls or alpha protocol but thanks for the heads up. Thanks for the replys. I appreciate the conversation as I Am an American who lives in Indonesia where not everybody has a functioning brain hahaa. So I play eve to ease my troubles 
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Feb 23, 2014 10:24
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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GulagDolls posted:Hello. I am prepared to 'sponsor' captain spaulding. hello bro. My in game name is Rosco-p Coltrain. ive already gotten into the bootcamp of goonfleet. but not any further
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Feb 23, 2014 14:24
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captain_spaulding posted:hello bro. My in game name is Rosco-p Coltrain. ive already gotten into the bootcamp of goonfleet. but not any further That is a cool name, what inspired you to make it?
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Feb 23, 2014 14:30
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Suicide ganking to lvl 4. Sure fire way to make new friends in eve.
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Feb 23, 2014 15:11
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OP, why do you think Indonesians are brain dead?
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captain_spaulding posted:hello bro. My in game name is Rosco-p Coltrain. ive already gotten into the bootcamp of goonfleet. but not any further Someone promote this man to Space Captain already.
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