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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This isn't the "post your favorite dream" thread

Well, no, otherwise I'd be posting about banging your mom. :smug:

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Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
You gain Brouzouf.

Capitalist Swine
Jun 26, 2014

Rise and shine Mr Freeman.

Free Weedlord
Dec 27, 2006

Not quite as powerful as timelord
They act sooner than we had anticipated. No matter, they will only prove a slight delay.

Scandalous Wench
Aug 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Silence, dog. Your only purpose is to diebymyhand.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
It's dangerous to go alone, jerkwad!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Pony Khil posted:

Rise and shine Mr Freeman.

Why aren't you watching Summer Games Done Quick?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
“A woman’s body is a beautiful thing…BUT THE HEAD IS USELESS!!”

KillerEggplant
Apr 2, 2011

Lord Sexatron posted:

"What are ya buyin? What are ya sellin? Got some rare things on sale strangah!" - Merchant Resident Evil 4

I'LL BUY IT FOR A HIGH PRICE

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Uh! (hit)

Oh! (knocked down)

Aaaah! (on fire)

Catwoman, voiced by AV actress Missy Monroe, moaning in pleasure when taking damage to her health bar ~ Batman: Arkham City, Catwoman DLC

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Pony Khil posted:

Rise and shine Mr Freeman.

The entire HL2 intro speech. I'm pretty sure I can recite it from memory, with the weird cadence and everything.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

The entire HL2 intro speech. I'm pretty sure I can recite it from memory, with the weird cadence and everything.

Rise… and… <freaky ambient sound> …shine.

sex shop clearance rack
Jan 20, 2011
"Mmm…mmm… Mm! Oh-hoh! Forgive me.. I was absorbed in thought. I am Siegmeyer of Catarina. Quite honestly, I have run flat up against a wall. Or, a gate, I should say. The thing just won't budge. No matter how long I wait. And, oh, have I waited! So, here I sit, in quite a pickle. Weighing my options, so to speak! Hah hah hah hah!"

And on a serious note, I've always liked the Persona 3 quote "Two in harmony surpass one in perfection."

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



"Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..."

- Ishi Sato and Marucs Fenix, Eternal Champions.

Dogan
Aug 2, 2006
"Something moved..... could be the law" - NSF Terrorist


"BEES" - Every single pagan from Thief 3

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Free Weedlord posted:

They act sooner than we had anticipated. No matter, they will only prove a slight delay.
You will suffer! You will all suffer!

Scandalous Wench
Aug 9, 2010

by Lowtax

theshim posted:

You will suffer! You will all suffer!

Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!

Git yer hands off, ye dirty rat!

Don't "Kaidan" me, this is business!

Kaidan Alenko :swoon:

...KAIDAN ALENKO :gonk:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
"I want in those limited edition DLC download boxer briefs, Kaidan." --Cmdr. Shepard, Mass Effect

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"I was... so tired of being in the friendzone. So tired. So I made a companion. This is... Process-tan." -- Royce, Transistor

King Doom
Dec 1, 2004
I am on the Internet.
What transpires beyond the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that.

Cutscene Powers
Jun 7, 2010
"Actually I did ask for this" - Adam Jensen

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
The Metal Gear Solid game over song always gets stuck in my head.

I don't think it is but maybe my life is bad :qq: Good song though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8m1Rk0oCU

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Would you kindly?


----


BOOM SHAKALAKA

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



FactsAreUseless posted:

"I was... so tired of being in the friendzone. So tired. So I made a companion. This is... Process-tan." -- Royce, Transistor

holy poo poo

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Don't you see, Overseer Campbell? This kind of corruption is why the church and state will always fail us. Only the rational free market can create a lasting prosperity. Ron Paul 2012, you son of a bitch!" -- Corvo, Dishonored

Supeerme
Sep 13, 2010
Give it up, Facts are uselesss! - Mario, Mario is Missing!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Supeerme posted:

Give it up, Facts are uselesss! - Mario, Mario is Missing!
"No." - Bowser, Mario is Missing!

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair

"No, I don't think so."

Turns out I'm not the only one who got this one stuck in the head, someone has made a mix... thing of it.

Cutscene Powers
Jun 7, 2010
"I can't believe it, all this time, I was the Final Fantasy" - Brother, FFX-2

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB
Enemies everywhere! I will destroy you! - Generic combat NPCs, Mass Effect series

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Any number of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl2eeb8cyc

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Cutscene Powers posted:

"I can't believe it, all this time, I was the Final Fantasy" - Brother, FFX-2

"E lyh'd pameaja ed, ymm drec desa, E fyc dra Vehym Vyhdyco"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Jump! Jump! Slide! Slide!" -- Mega Man, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4

toxicsunset
Sep 19, 2005

BUY MORE CRABS
I think some jokesters are posting quotes that are not actually from games

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

"Jitta bodda wanna nee jee bobo." -- Like 75% of the aliens in Bioware's Knights of the Old Republic

Apparently it's the Huttese 'aloha' since the subtitles say something different every time they play that sound clip.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

The entire HL2 intro speech. I'm pretty sure I can recite it from memory, with the weird cadence and everything.

I have a soft spot for the Ep2 one.

"There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Vance. When their only knowledge of humanity was a CROWbar, coming at them down a steal corridor"

Cutscene Powers
Jun 7, 2010
"This nonary game is a bunch of horseshit!!!" - Quark, Virtue's Last Reward.


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"E lyh'd pameaja ed, ymm drec desa, E fyc dra Vehym Vyhdyco"

You and I are going to get along just fine.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

toxicsunset posted:

I think some jokesters are posting quotes that are not actually from games
So here's a story: When this thread first started in GBS, I expected that was what everyone was going to do. Then it turned out that basically everybody but me was just posting totally sincere quotes from video games out of context. I think that's a lot worse than posting jokes about videos game.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



FactsAreUseless posted:

So here's a story: When this thread first started in GBS, I expected that was what everyone was going to do. Then it turned out that basically everybody but me was just posting totally sincere quotes from video games out of context. I think that's a lot worse than posting jokes about videos game.

"Source your quotes." - Julius Root, Artemis Fowl in: Artemis Fowl III: The Last Ur-Quan

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
We did. You did. Yes we can. No.

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