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Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

The Ethermyst Inn sits at the nexus between worlds, where anyone can be found, and anything can happen. Being in the Ether, its layout, appearance, and even landscape shift and alter, some say in accordance with the will and subconscious of its visitors.

Within, an older gentleman in an apron known as Koos Group leans against the inside of the bar, waiting to serve tonight's patrons.

Extra Koos fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Feb 21, 2014

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DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
Greetings.

Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

Koos Group raises his head to the newcomer and nods in greetings. "Greetings."

Kobold Sex Tape
Feb 17, 2011

A kobold walks through the door. "Greetings, all."

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
DARPA Dad seats himself at a table in the middle of the tavern. "A menu please, my good man."

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Prefuse starts playing Phoenix Wright on his 3DS.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
Hey did anyone play the titanfall beta?

Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

Kobold Sex Tape posted:

A kobold walks through the door. "Greetings, all."

Koos is no stranger to kobolds, and so remains unfazed by his appearance. "Greetings."

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011
"Milk please, barkeep" I yell.

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
*Sits in the corner mysteriously wearing a woolen cloak and thoughtfully puffing on a mysterious weed in a pipe. tips large brimmed 'wizard' (magus) hat towards the new arrivals* "Hail and well met fellow travelers."

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

*swaggers into the bar, adjusting my aetherical steam-powered gunblade*

"Excuse me bartender, I'll have a flagon of your finest non-alcoholic beer,"

*turns directly towards the camera*

"Because I don't need alcohol or drugs to live the high life."

Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

Notorious BIGOT posted:

"Milk please, barkeep" I yell.

Koos Group pours Jon Hendren a tall glass of ice-cold 2% milk. "At least there's one dairy product you still like," he cracks.

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011
I shift constantly in my seat, noticeably uncomfortable in my own skin. "Milk please" I manage to yell again.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
*Walks in* Greetings.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
DARPA Dad suddenly stands up from his seat, arousing the attention of the bar's inhabitants. "I need a few good men to come with me and put an end to Marquis Ralp's tyranny. He has taken my friends as hostage."

Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

Requested_Username posted:

*swaggers into the bar, adjusting my aetherical steam-powered gunblade*

"Excuse me bartender, I'll have a flagon of your finest non-alcoholic beer,"

*turns directly towards the camera*

"Because I don't need alcohol or drugs to live the high life."

Koos Group tilts a mug and fill it with a non-alcoholic IPA, which has been enchanted to taste just as drat good as a normal IPA; then slides it down to Damian.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Greetings

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

no they will not posted:

*Walks in* Greetings.

Ah, Greetings.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Extra Koos posted:

Koos Group tilts a mug and fill it with a non-alcoholic IPA, which has been enchanted to taste just as drat good as a normal IPA; then slides it down to Damian.

I nurse the IPA for three hours

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
*Raises eyebrows and takes another puff but otherwise says nothing*

Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

no they will not posted:

*Walks in* Greetings.

"Greetings."


"Greetings."

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

The Flying Fish posted:

Ah, Greetings.

*nods* greetings.

Kobold Sex Tape
Feb 17, 2011

The kobold turns on his seat. "Greetings."

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

"I hope i get some good streetpasses in here."

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
Greetings.

Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

Koos Group turns toward the Kobold, propping himself on his elbow against the bar. "Greetings."

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Kobold Sex Tape posted:

The kobold turns on his seat. "Greetings."

Greetings.

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

DARPA Dad posted:

DARPA Dad suddenly stands up from his seat, arousing the attention of the bar's inhabitants. "I need a few good men to come with me and put an end to Marquis Ralp's tyranny. He has taken my friends as hostage."

"Greetings!"

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011

Extra Koos posted:

Koos Group pours Jon Hendren a tall glass of ice-cold 2% milk. "At least there's one dairy product you still like," he cracks.

Thank you. Greetings.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


Greetings.

Kobold Sex Tape
Feb 17, 2011

Extra Koos posted:

Koos Group turns toward the Kobold, propping himself on his elbow against the bar. "Greetings."

"Greetings. I cannot decide what to order, might I ask your suggestion?"

Extra Koos
Nov 2, 2013

Prefuse posted:

"I hope i get some good streetpasses in here."

Koos pats the DS just barely protruding from the pocket in his apron, with the street pass light blinking, and winks.

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always

*nods* Greetings.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
*makes eye contact with everyone in the room* Greetings.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

ghost bones posted:

*nods* Greetings.

*I look you up and down and a glimmer of a smile begins to curl on my lips* Greetings.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

DARPA Dad posted:

*makes eye contact with everyone in the room* Greetings.

Ah.

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011
*I'm sweating and I can't stop gulping* Greetings

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
[[OOC: Word of advice, potential RP'ers: check the post counts...mods?]]

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

DARPA Dad posted:

Greetings.

Extra Koos posted:

Koos Group raises his head to the newcomer and nods in greetings. "Greetings."

Kobold Sex Tape posted:

A kobold walks through the door. "Greetings, all."


Prefuse posted:

Prefuse starts playing Phoenix Wright on his 3DS.

Notorious BIGOT posted:

"Milk please, barkeep" I yell.

ghost bones posted:

*Sits in the corner mysteriously wearing a woolen cloak and thoughtfully puffing on a mysterious weed in a pipe. tips large brimmed 'wizard' (magus) hat towards the new arrivals* "Hail and well met fellow travelers."

no they will not posted:

*Walks in* Greetings.



greetings

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

"Greetings," said the elf

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