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I, er, sorry, my cape I... sorry, I didn't mean to knock over the drinks, this is awful. That chair, though, that was entirely my fault, I wasn't looking where I was going, terrible. Sorry, everyone. Sorry. *LEAVES.*
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*steps into this bar* shaloha. I am a hawaiian jew fresh from the port and i am here for a drink. barkeep, please get me a glass of pineapple juice and champagne, or as i call it, the esther.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:11
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Oi, I'm Maccelmorelion, wandering bard.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:34
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Greetings. A heard someone was playing SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo 2 nearby.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:36
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Maccelmorian, I'm going to fight you because you're gay, which my religion explicitly describes as an abomination. Lift up your dukes homo human being.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:39
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Kellsterik posted:[[OOC: Word of advice, potential RP'ers: check the post counts...mods?]]
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Feb 21, 2014 04:58
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/ooc be careful everyone. These guys might be trolls, or even worse...dragons
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Feb 21, 2014 05:27
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scary ghost dog posted:Maccelmorian, I'm going to fight you because you're gay, which my religion explicitly describes as an abomination. Lift up your dukes homo human being. Guards, I am being trolled....
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Feb 21, 2014 05:51
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The guards can't stop me, because they're also Jewish and we're homies.
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Feb 21, 2014 05:53
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*slides into the bar, Kramer-style* Howdy folks, I'm a rootin' tootin' cowpersyn from the future lookin' to wet zher whistle.
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Kellsterik posted:[[OOC: Word of advice, potential RP'ers: check the post counts...mods?]] Word of advice: you're a total bitch.
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Feb 21, 2014 06:42
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Never Thought I'd Get Owned By Shine...
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Feb 21, 2014 06:50
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systran returns from his mysterious quest, his bangs are dishevelled sexily and he has an intriguing scar on his face. Everyone wonders what he has accomplished and what level he has reached. He looks grimly at the weary travelers, but doesn't even say "greetings." He cracks his knuckles, one-handed on each side, then walks to his room without even saying "farewell." Everyone thinks he seems really cool.
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Feb 21, 2014 06:53
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*bursts in like seinfeld's famous kramer* "Am I late!?" ----------------
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Feb 21, 2014 07:00
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rubber cat posted:*slides into the bar, Kramer-style* oh for gently caress's sake ----------------
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Feb 21, 2014 07:00
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Who are you, knave .
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Feb 21, 2014 07:01
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ArfJason posted:*bursts in like seinfeld's famous kramer* "Greetings!"
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Feb 21, 2014 07:01
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This bar is starting to get to gay for me. I'm leaving. (I leave but first I take a dump on the bar) eat it assholes
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Feb 21, 2014 07:03
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*strides in through saloon doors casually* Greetings! May I have your attention, gentlemen? Lately, I've been able to get some pretty strong head resonance from around F4 and up. Sometimes I can even bring it down to Eb4 or D4. It feels closer to a falsetto than chest, but I can give it sort of a meaty, operatic sound by adding kind of a "squeezing" sensation inside my throat. I'm still not sure whether it's proper technique, but if it doesn't feel painful or strained, it can't hurt, right?
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Feb 21, 2014 07:20
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*in remarkable and outstanding fashion, Blerick enters the room* Greetings.
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Kellsterik posted:[[OOC: Word of advice, potential RP'ers: check the post counts...mods?]] *looks up from Apollo Justice upon seeing Kellsterik barge in and make a fool of himself* Well guys, looks like the town retard is here!
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Feb 21, 2014 07:34
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Blerick posted:*in remarkable and outstanding fashion, Blerick enters the room* Greetings. Howdy, pard'ner.
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sleeptalker posted:*strides in through saloon doors casually* Greetings! May I have your attention, gentlemen? Lately, I've been able to get some pretty strong head resonance from around F4 and up. Sometimes I can even bring it down to Eb4 or D4. It feels closer to a falsetto than chest, but I can give it sort of a meaty, operatic sound by adding kind of a "squeezing" sensation inside my throat. I'm still not sure whether it's proper technique, but if it doesn't feel painful or strained, it can't hurt, right? read in elmo voice for maximum effect ----------------
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culdesac posted:*looks up from Apollo Justice upon seeing Kellsterik barge in and make a fool of himself* "Greetings!"
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Feb 21, 2014 07:40
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[[Koos, what's the legal drinking age in Ethermyst? Rolling up a new sheet for my usual half-tiefling cleric (leaving the monastery for the first time to learn about the multiverse) but tieflings age faster so he'd be about 12 years old when coming of age. Is that going to cause any problems? Maybe he'll just stick to milk.]]
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Sadly, the beautiful and otherwise very healthy Blerick has taken cataleptic.
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Feb 21, 2014 07:53
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'Twas a cold and bitter night when a warrior, from northern lands Hair of blonde atop pate and face With a scowl and glint upon his eyes traversed the winter's fresh snow and entered the door to the Ethermyst Inn A chill fell from skull through spine for the door opened with a mighty crack and the barbarian seemed ill suited with naught but furs and leather to shield him from the icy wind As the mighty warrior strode into the inn, lit in candles and DSes many a fledgeling, still young and used to feasting on mare's milk felt terror's grip on their hearts for they saw him as a master of the lockers the foul prison where they had spend some time The silence was broken by a call Loud and hale was the voice of the most proud man of swole features when, approaching the bar, he ordered their most powerful brew a drink fermented in the honey made from the bees fed from Yggdrasil's dew, most sweet and left in barrels carved from the flesh of the world tree a drink which could fell Jörmungandr As drink was offered, thrice the barbarian struck his warhammer upon the floor, with boards creaking and protesting and thrice came the call, "for the Glory field Where death bays at the door and man is proven Let me fall with drink in belly and blade and shield in hand that I may fall a warrior not a tired old man or quivering pathetic nerd!" Truly the bar grew silent then for the warrior's boasts and calls were insults and barbs Sharper then the arrows of the Roman Cupid Which struck them so often Yet left them with naught but thoughts of ladders And so the warrior turned on the crowd With mug and weapon in hands and with sharpened grin spoke unto them "Greetings," for to the warrior impoliteness was death itself, as all know when Valkyries come the greatest of warriors are also those who have honor in heart
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ProfessorCirno posted:'Twas a cold and bitter night when welcome
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*loudly kicks open door* *walks over to bar, resting a single arm on the bar while signaling to the barkeep* "Milk, Barkeep."
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I AM THE MOON posted:welcome spoke one of the smaller ones positioned to the left of the man who's muscles shone in candlelight and made those wielders of nintendos nervous and unsure of their sexuality "Hail, young one!" boomed the barbarian, and struck the lesser individual on the back so full of vim and vigor was he that when the new friend stumbled he noticed not and drank deep from his mug saluting the fallen nerd with empty vessel and ordered another of it's kind
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Feb 21, 2014 08:10
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"Greetings!" burbled the tentacle-faced, slime-skinned monstrosity clad head to foot in FUBU.
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A heavy-set half-orc warrior barges in. Two city guards follow him in, their swords unsheathed, signalling everyone to back away from this potentially volatile situation. Shuzug gro-Bug: (incredulously) They're going to arrest me for calling a dark elf a friend of the family?!
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*yawns and stumbles out of his room at the Inn, that he rented a while ago because he's been here a while ago* Greetings
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niebezimienny posted:A heavy-set half-orc warrior barges in. Two city guards follow him in, their swords unsheathed, signalling everyone to back away from this potentially volatile situation. "Greetings!"
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Feb 21, 2014 14:52
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*Enters the bar Jewishly* "Greetings"
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Feb 21, 2014 15:09
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Thomas Bunkwanter walks in. He is clad in shiny metal and stands approximately six feet tall. You see he is carrying a blood-stained Nintendo GameCube in his left hand.
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Feb 21, 2014 16:43
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*Yellow Jackson walks in. It is clear he has been horned up by orcs on the way* "Greetings"
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:Thomas Bunkwanter walks in. He is clad in shiny metal and stands approximately six feet tall. You see he is carrying a blood-stained Nintendo GameCube in his left hand. Greetings.
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Feb 21, 2014 18:03
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Barry White posted:*Enters the bar Jewishly* "Shalom!"
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*a fearsome ghoul enters the Ethermyst Inn and starts shoving people pretty hard* 
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