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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Greetings

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Dec 31, 2007

no they will not posted:

*Walks in* Greetings.

Ah, Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007

Kobold Sex Tape posted:

The kobold turns on his seat. "Greetings."

Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007


Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007

ghost bones posted:

*nods* Greetings.

*I look you up and down and a glimmer of a smile begins to curl on my lips* Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007


Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007

*places lightsaber of table* "Barkeep, a small glass cheapest beverage for all of my new friends here"

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Dec 31, 2007

Tex Murdock DDS posted:

* Lingers outside the door and moves pebbles around with his hoof. Licks some salt. Is a horse*

Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007

catdynamite posted:

a small white cat with a long pink scarf walks in. "greetings"

Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007

Extra Koos posted:

Koos Group remains impassive for a moment, looking concerned. "If you're sure, sir," he finally says, passing out glasses of hellwater.

*Smiles a a lopsided and charming grin* "Of course" *pretends to take a sip*

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Dec 31, 2007

no they will not posted:

I don't want to drink the hellwater.

*Stands suddenly knocking over several tables and spilling drinks on the whole bar* "You refuse my offer?"

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Dec 31, 2007


Greetings.

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Dec 31, 2007

*Draws lightsaber*

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Dec 31, 2007

*uses lightsaber to charge psp*

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Dec 31, 2007

Sorry freinds but i must retire for the night. Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007

rawdog pozfail posted:

*Walks in* Oops, this is the wrong bar. *Walks out*

Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007


farewell

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Dec 31, 2007

That DICK! posted:

Greetings, there

Farewell

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Dec 31, 2007

Extra Koos posted:

"Farewell."

Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007

ghost bones posted:

Greetings. *swirls his cloak around him and then vanishes in a glittering shower of mysterious runes*

Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007

Tex Murdock DDS posted:

Nay

*horse for "farewell"

Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007


Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007

Glambagss posted:

Hail, heroes. Who among you dare seek the wizard master?

Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007

Triticum Guzzler posted:

*bursts suddenly and dramatically through the front entrance* BARKEEP! This is a matter of dire urgency, I must use -- Ah, greetings, DARPA Dad. Same to you, good Kobold. As I was saying, Barkeep I must, with great haste and speed -- Hullo prefuse, that's a handsome NIntendo 3DS. Hail and well met, Jon Hendren, I see you have fared well in the Egg Crusades. My apologies, I get sidetracked easily, Barkeep I require, ah, old ghostbones is here... Drat... Barkeep I must... Yikes, a steam powered gunblade... requested_username had best keep the peace or face a stern challenger. Barkeep I simply cannot any longer -- No They Will Not, The FLying Fish, Bitchtits McGee, That DICK the elf, the small yellow creature with an uncircumcised penis for a face, halleys comet, the moon, fresh catchphrase, ginsing the grey, culdesac, Tex Murdock the valiant steed, the friendly cat, Kraftwerk Singles, Cosmic CHarlie, systran, qnqnx, Yelharda, sleeptalker, the scary dragon, PIss Sodastream, a Greetings to you all, it's good to be in such fine company. Now, barkeep I urgently require the usage of the bathroom and ask that either you pay no mind to the brown puddle that has spread since I began my greetings, or alternatively offer it a hearty welcome and Greetings. Greetings.

Greetings, I was just on my way out. Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007

Farewell.

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Dec 31, 2007

*Finally exits the inn*

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Dec 31, 2007

*Enters inn* "Greetings all, i forgot my hat"

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Dec 31, 2007

rawdog pozfail posted:

*Bursts in, having completed his sex, and kills you* You are dead now. *leaves*

[[OOC: um this should be done via dice rolls, i'm armed with a light saber and have a hat, mods??]]

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Dec 31, 2007


*I lie on the floor in a pull of blood (not mine) and gurgle out my last words* "Farewell."

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