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DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
Greetings.

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DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
DARPA Dad seats himself at a table in the middle of the tavern. "A menu please, my good man."

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
Hey did anyone play the titanfall beta?

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
DARPA Dad suddenly stands up from his seat, arousing the attention of the bar's inhabitants. "I need a few good men to come with me and put an end to Marquis Ralp's tyranny. He has taken my friends as hostage."

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
Greetings.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
*makes eye contact with everyone in the room* Greetings.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008

Corridor posted:

A yellow beast shuffles through the door, small in stature but with a distinct aura of innate nobility

Greetings.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
*looks around the bar contemplatively* Play something from the jukebox, if you please, barkeep.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008

Glambagss posted:

Hail, heroes. Who among you dare seek the wizard master?

me

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008

Triticum Guzzler posted:

*bursts suddenly and dramatically through the front entrance* BARKEEP! This is a matter of dire urgency, I must use -- Ah, greetings, DARPA Dad. Same to you, good Kobold. As I was saying, Barkeep I must, with great haste and speed -- Hullo prefuse, that's a handsome NIntendo 3DS. Hail and well met, Jon Hendren, I see you have fared well in the Egg Crusades. My apologies, I get sidetracked easily, Barkeep I require, ah, old ghostbones is here... Drat... Barkeep I must... Yikes, a steam powered gunblade... requested_username had best keep the peace or face a stern challenger. Barkeep I simply cannot any longer -- No They Will Not, The FLying Fish, Bitchtits McGee, That DICK the elf, the small yellow creature with an uncircumcised penis for a face, halleys comet, the moon, fresh catchphrase, ginsing the grey, culdesac, Tex Murdock the valiant steed, the friendly cat, Kraftwerk Singles, Cosmic CHarlie, systran, qnqnx, Yelharda, sleeptalker, the scary dragon, PIss Sodastream, a Greetings to you all, it's good to be in such fine company. Now, barkeep I urgently require the usage of the bathroom and ask that either you pay no mind to the brown puddle that has spread since I began my greetings, or alternatively offer it a hearty welcome and Greetings. Greetings.

Greetings.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008

Glambagss posted:

U must gather a motley party of adventurers to seek the wizard

Am I motley enough for the motle club

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008

I AM THE MOON posted:

i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest

*logs the quest in my journal* I have updated my journal.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
*discerningly eyes my questing companions up and down* *grins confidently* Hail, friends.

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DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
*swallows and ventures forth*

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