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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Suddenly a scary dragon approaches the party, breathing fire and roaring and stuff. He's really scary, he has scales and talons and the talons are scary as well. There's some blood on his talons because he just got done killing a bunch of people. You can tell it's a boy dragon because his wiener is showing.

"Greetings!" says the dragon.

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

I AM THE MOON posted:

*looking up from the psp* greetings

"Sorry," says the dragon, "I was actually saying 'greetings' to the wizard behind you." Your turn around, and see the wizard, who gives you a smile that is jovial but also wise. Your face reddens a bit from the embarassment. "Greetings!" says the wizard back to the dragon. Both the wizard and the dragon then turn to you, and say "greetings!" in unison. You're pretty sure they are really saying it to you this time.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Triticum Guzzler posted:

*bursts suddenly and dramatically through the front entrance* BARKEEP! This is a matter of dire urgency, I must use -- Ah, greetings, DARPA Dad. Same to you, good Kobold. As I was saying, Barkeep I must, with great haste and speed -- Hullo prefuse, that's a handsome NIntendo 3DS. Hail and well met, Jon Hendren, I see you have fared well in the Egg Crusades. My apologies, I get sidetracked easily, Barkeep I require, ah, old ghostbones is here... Drat... Barkeep I must... Yikes, a steam powered gunblade... requested_username had best keep the peace or face a stern challenger. Barkeep I simply cannot any longer -- No They Will Not, The FLying Fish, Bitchtits McGee, That DICK the elf, the small yellow creature with an uncircumcised penis for a face, halleys comet, the moon, fresh catchphrase, ginsing the grey, culdesac, Tex Murdock the valiant steed, the friendly cat, Kraftwerk Singles, Cosmic CHarlie, systran, qnqnx, Yelharda, sleeptalker, the scary dragon, PIss Sodastream, a Greetings to you all, it's good to be in such fine company. Now, barkeep I urgently require the usage of the bathroom and ask that either you pay no mind to the brown puddle that has spread since I began my greetings, or alternatively offer it a hearty welcome and Greetings. Greetings.

Although the dragon cannot hear you over the din of the tavern, he sees you gesture towards him, and seems to understand what you are saying. A plume of smoke wafts out of his nose, and you hear a snort, barely audible over the many conversations going on in the room. From a distance, your eyes catch his. The dragons silver eyes have an unnatural glisten to them, and they seem to be saying "greetings."

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

systran posted:

*enquires to the yellow, phallus-faced creature as to whether it has a sister*

Please tag your posts with 'OOC' (out of character) if you are speaking to me directly, thanks.

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