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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

DARPA Dad posted:

DARPA Dad suddenly stands up from his seat, arousing the attention of the bar's inhabitants. "I need a few good men to come with me and put an end to Marquis Ralp's tyranny. He has taken my friends as hostage."

"Greetings!"

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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Kellsterik posted:

[[OOC: Word of advice, potential RP'ers: check the post counts...mods?]]

"Greetings!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

no they will not posted:

gently caress this, thread was great until the grognards showed up. I'm out.

"Farewell!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

*bursts suddenly and dramatically through the front entrance* BARKEEP! This is a matter of dire urgency, I must use -- Ah, greetings, DARPA Dad. Same to you, good Kobold. As I was saying, Barkeep I must, with great haste and speed -- Hullo prefuse, that's a handsome NIntendo 3DS. Hail and well met, Jon Hendren, I see you have fared well in the Egg Crusades. My apologies, I get sidetracked easily, Barkeep I require, ah, old ghostbones is here... Drat... Barkeep I must... Yikes, a steam powered gunblade... requested_username had best keep the peace or face a stern challenger. Barkeep I simply cannot any longer -- No They Will Not, The FLying Fish, Bitchtits McGee, That DICK the elf, the small yellow creature with an uncircumcised penis for a face, halleys comet, the moon, fresh catchphrase, ginsing the grey, culdesac, Tex Murdock the valiant steed, the friendly cat, Kraftwerk Singles, Cosmic CHarlie, systran, qnqnx, Yelharda, sleeptalker, the scary dragon, PIss Sodastream, a Greetings to you all, it's good to be in such fine company. Now, barkeep I urgently require the usage of the bathroom and ask that either you pay no mind to the brown puddle that has spread since I began my greetings, or alternatively offer it a hearty welcome and Greetings. Greetings.

"Greetings!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

I AM THE MOON posted:

i alert the bouncer

"Farewell!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Winson_Paine posted:

I heard a rumor the Wizard Master is vacationing on the Jersey Shore.

"Greetings!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

ArfJason posted:

*bursts in like seinfeld's famous kramer*
"Am I late!?"

"Greetings!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

culdesac posted:

*looks up from Apollo Justice upon seeing Kellsterik barge in and make a fool of himself*

Well guys, looks like the town retard is here!

"Greetings!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

niebezimienny posted:

A heavy-set half-orc warrior barges in. Two city guards follow him in, their swords unsheathed, signalling everyone to back away from this potentially volatile situation.

Shuzug gro-Bug: (incredulously) They're going to arrest me for calling a dark elf a friend of the family?!

"Greetings!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Barry White posted:

*Enters the bar Jewishly*
"Greetings"

"Shalom!"

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Dynamics posted:

A mysterious man steps from the shadows

"Greetings, ghoul ((OOC: Not sure if he knows the ghouls name)). Drink up, it's on the house..."

After giving the ghoul a mug of milk, he slips back into the shadows and broods.

"Greetings!"

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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

mick foley forever posted:

Hello, I am a space bounty hunter with a sick rear end spaceship and my friend has a robot arm, anyone got any sweet bounties?

[[OOC: If you're going to try to troll me by saying that I'm just taking this straight from Cowboy Bebop, you shall feel my goon wrath as I report you for trolling and harassment.]]

"Greetings!"

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