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Nov 3, 2012

a small white cat with a long pink scarf walks in. "greetings"

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Nov 3, 2012


Greetings.

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Nov 3, 2012

Kobold Sex Tape posted:

The kobold looks dejected for a moment, but then turns and says,


"Greetings."


I AM THE MOON posted:

*includes self in conversation awkwardly* Greetings.

Greetings.

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Nov 3, 2012


Greetings.

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Nov 3, 2012

little munchkin posted:

Suddenly a scary dragon approaches the party, breathing fire and roaring and stuff. He's really scary, he has scales and talons and the talons are scary as well. There's some blood on his talons because he just got done killing a bunch of people. You can tell it's a boy dragon because his wiener is showing.

"Greetings!" says the dragon.

Greetings.

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Nov 3, 2012

Farewell.

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Nov 3, 2012

Triticum Guzzler posted:

*bursts suddenly and dramatically through the front entrance* BARKEEP! This is a matter of dire urgency, I must use -- Ah, greetings, DARPA Dad. Same to you, good Kobold. As I was saying, Barkeep I must, with great haste and speed -- Hullo prefuse, that's a handsome NIntendo 3DS. Hail and well met, Jon Hendren, I see you have fared well in the Egg Crusades. My apologies, I get sidetracked easily, Barkeep I require, ah, old ghostbones is here... Drat... Barkeep I must... Yikes, a steam powered gunblade... requested_username had best keep the peace or face a stern challenger. Barkeep I simply cannot any longer -- No They Will Not, The FLying Fish, Bitchtits McGee, That DICK the elf, the small yellow creature with an uncircumcised penis for a face, halleys comet, the moon, fresh catchphrase, ginsing the grey, culdesac, Tex Murdock the valiant steed, the friendly cat, Kraftwerk Singles, Cosmic CHarlie, systran, qnqnx, Yelharda, sleeptalker, the scary dragon, PIss Sodastream, a Greetings to you all, it's good to be in such fine company. Now, barkeep I urgently require the usage of the bathroom and ask that either you pay no mind to the brown puddle that has spread since I began my greetings, or alternatively offer it a hearty welcome and Greetings. Greetings.

Greetings.

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Nov 3, 2012

I AM THE MOON posted:

i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest

I nudge up against you with determination in my eyes.

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Nov 3, 2012

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Thomas Bunkwanter walks in. He is clad in shiny metal and stands approximately six feet tall. You see he is carrying a blood-stained Nintendo GameCube in his left hand.

Greetings.

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