The Ethermyst Inn [Open RP]

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I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

*murking in SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo 2 in Infrastructure mode on his PSP-1000*

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:41

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

*PSP-1000 runs out of batteries, due to its poor-quality construction*

*shrugs, approaches the Koos to ask where the power outlet is.*

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:38

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

catdynamite posted:

Greetings.

*includes self in conversation awkwardly* Greetings.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:39

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

i roll to seduce the lightning elemental into charging my psp

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:45

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

I do not understand Virtue's Last Reward, and instead try unsuccessfully to play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night before giving up, and trying to figure out what Virtue's Last Reward is,,,

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:49

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

little munchkin posted:

Suddenly a scary dragon approaches the party, breathing fire and roaring and stuff. He's really scary, he has scales and talons and the talons are scary as well. There's some blood on his talons because he just got done killing a bunch of people. You can tell it's a boy dragon because his wiener is showing.

"Greetings!" says the dragon.

*looking up from the psp* greetings

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:52

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

little munchkin posted:

"Sorry," says the dragon, "I was saying 'greetings' to the wizard behind you." Your turn around, and see the wizard, who gives you a smile that is jovial but also wise. Your face reddens a bit from the embarassment. "Greetings!" says the wizard back to the dragon. Both the wizard and the dragon then turn to you, and say "greetings!" in unison. You're pretty sure they are really saying it to you this time.

OOC ((((actually my face doesn't redden, bitch.)))

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:57

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

Glambagss posted:

Hail, heroes. Who among you dare seek the wizard master?

I dare

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:02

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

Triticum Guzzler posted:

*bursts suddenly and dramatically through the front entrance* BARKEEP! This is a matter of dire urgency, I must use -- Ah, greetings, DARPA Dad. Same to you, good Kobold. As I was saying, Barkeep I must, with great haste and speed -- Hullo prefuse, that's a handsome NIntendo 3DS. Hail and well met, Jon Hendren, I see you have fared well in the Egg Crusades. My apologies, I get sidetracked easily, Barkeep I require, ah, old ghostbones is here... Drat... Barkeep I must... Yikes, a steam powered gunblade... requested_username had best keep the peace or face a stern challenger. Barkeep I simply cannot any longer -- No They Will Not, The FLying Fish, Bitchtits McGee, That DICK the elf, the small yellow creature with an uncircumcised penis for a face, halleys comet, the moon, fresh catchphrase, ginsing the grey, culdesac, Tex Murdock the valiant steed, the friendly cat, Kraftwerk Singles, Cosmic CHarlie, systran, qnqnx, Yelharda, sleeptalker, the scary dragon, PIss Sodastream, a Greetings to you all, it's good to be in such fine company. Now, barkeep I urgently require the usage of the bathroom and ask that either you pay no mind to the brown puddle that has spread since I began my greetings, or alternatively offer it a hearty welcome and Greetings. Greetings.

Hello.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:03

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

Prefuse posted:

((ooc: you have been ejected from the inn. mods? mods??))

(([Paging: Winson Paine]))

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:06

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

Piss Sodastream posted:

((Ooc: kill yourself))

i alert the bouncer

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:07

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

rawdog pozfail posted:

*Bursts in, having completed his sex, and kills you* You are dead now. *leaves*

Farewell

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:08

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

The Flying Fish posted:

[[OOC: um this should be done via dice rolls, i'm armed with a light saber and have a hat, mods??]]

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:10

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:16

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

James Hardon posted:

Hello. I'm here for the Twitter live read event.

Welcome. *answers phone call from 1995*

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:18

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

catdynamite posted:

I nudge up against you with determination in my eyes.

I place the Cat on my Shoulder like a Parrot

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:20

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

*waits impatiently for the final member of the party*

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:23

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

Winson_Paine posted:

Greetings!

Greetings! *places PSP and Charger in pocket, says goodbye to Lightning Elemental*

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:26

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

I roll to Seek the Wizard Master

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:27

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

*opens door to the Jersey Shore, ushering the group through*

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:39

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

Winson_Paine posted:

Oh man what is that smell

the Wizard Master has been here

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 02:53

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

ProfessorCirno posted:

'Twas a cold and bitter night when
a warrior, from northern lands
Hair of blonde atop pate and face
With a scowl and glint upon his eyes
traversed the winter's fresh snow
and entered the door to the Ethermyst Inn

A chill fell from skull through spine
for the door opened with a mighty crack
and the barbarian seemed ill suited
with naught but furs and leather
to shield him from the icy wind

As the mighty warrior strode into
the inn, lit in candles and DSes
many a fledgeling, still young
and used to feasting on mare's milk
felt terror's grip on their hearts
for they saw him as a master of the lockers
the foul prison where they had spend some time

The silence was broken by a call
Loud and hale was the voice
of the most proud man of swole features
when, approaching the bar, he ordered
their most powerful brew
a drink fermented in the honey
made from the bees fed
from Yggdrasil's dew, most sweet
and left in barrels carved
from the flesh of the world tree
a drink which could fell J�rmungandr

As drink was offered, thrice
the barbarian struck his warhammer upon
the floor, with boards creaking and protesting
and thrice came the call, "for the Glory field
Where death bays at the door and man is proven
Let me fall with drink in belly
and blade and shield in hand
that I may fall a warrior
not a tired old man
or quivering pathetic nerd!"

Truly the bar grew silent then
for the warrior's boasts and calls
were insults and barbs
Sharper then the arrows of the Roman Cupid
Which struck them so often
Yet left them with naught but thoughts of ladders

And so the warrior turned on the crowd
With mug and weapon in hands
and with sharpened grin spoke unto them
"Greetings," for to the warrior
impoliteness was death itself, as all know
when Valkyries come the greatest of warriors
are also those who have honor in heart

welcome

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 08:03

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:41

I AM THE MOON: Dec 21, 2012

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Tane

welcome

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 21:51

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