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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Dark Knight Strikes Again did it as well.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

CharlestheHammer posted:

You can’t sacrifice your life to save people 24/7 your allowed to be a person

It's not so much that he's allowed or not but with his super senses the implication is that he is ignoring lots of problems he knows about.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Lobok posted:

It's not so much that he's allowed or not but with his super senses the implication is that he is ignoring lots of problems he knows about.

Don't we all...

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



That line of logic leads to that one web comic with the regenerator being used as a perpetual organ farm. It was apparently voluntary on that characters part, but it does get pretty grotesque fast.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Lobok posted:

It's not so much that he's allowed or not but with his super senses the implication is that he is ignoring lots of problems he knows about.

I am too.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

^^Sure, but he's supposed to better than us.

Nessus posted:

That line of logic leads to that one web comic with the regenerator being used as a perpetual organ farm. It was apparently voluntary on that characters part, but it does get pretty grotesque fast.

I was just pointing out it wasn't a case of "allowed" like he is being judged externally, it would be something weighing on him constantly.

I don't actually agree with it, though. I enjoy Superman, and like most heroes I usually have to handwave a bunch of stuff or be ok with some cognitive dissonance.

thetoughestbean posted:

don’t think about the implications of capeshit too much

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Kurui Reiten posted:

Honestly I think when you feel the need to make Superman the absolute paragon in every single aspect and trait he has, you really weaken the character overall. It's easy to be the perfect moral example and righteous defender when you have effective omnipotence and no meaningful wants or needs. The more human you can make Superman, the better a character he tends to be. That includes having things he's simply not the best at, and challenges that can't be overcome by just tanking them until they stop being challenges.
Counterpoint: "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way?", which I think might be the best single-floppy Superman story. He's absolutely human (has doubts, hesitations, fears), absolutely a moral paragon, has extremely meaningful moral wants, has enemies who are more powerful than him, and he can't just punch his way out (before the climax, maybe he couldn't, maybe he could, but then he'd be breaking his moral code).

Perhaps strangely to the claim I've just made, except in rare cases, the consequences of Superman's failure don't happen to him; they happen to his reputation, or to the cat stuck in the tree, or to the 264 people trapped on the sinking Metropolis-Gotham Clipper -- and Superman considers these worse than a severe beating because he's failed to keep others safe. (Even with damage to his reputation: fewer people will trust him and seek him out when they need help, will hesitate when he shows up to help, or -- and only in his quietest times with Lois does he admit this -- his self-doubt means he might make a mistake. But she reassures him that he never will if he's just true to himself.)

Making villains more powerful than Superman leads to (at its worst) the creation of Doomsday and the two of them punching each other over and over, shockwaves breaking windows for miles around (but somehow Lois is 15 feet away and unaffected), a mindless slugfest that's entertaining to no one. How many splash pages of Superman fighting an Imperiex probe or Mongul can you take?

One last bit to my rant, off of another post. Even if he flies through the Sun or whatever, I have a hard time thinking Supes should ever (e.g.) be faster than the Flash, even if there's a cost to it. Flash's whole deal is he's the fastest person alive, not the fastest person alive except when Superman decides to go Super Saiyan. Let the jacks of all trades have their places and the specialists have theirs.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Irredeemable had its flaws, but the "Pick 10" bit always stuck with me

Rhaka
Feb 15, 2008

Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

Irredeemable mainly needed to stop half its run earlier and never even consider Incorruptible.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Nessus posted:

That line of logic leads to that one web comic with the regenerator being used as a perpetual organ farm. It was apparently voluntary on that characters part, but it does get pretty grotesque fast.

lol this loving comic man

then they sprinkle her with fairy dust so she can regenerate even faster so she can do all her organ farming in one day and then be a character in the comic for 6 days a week

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Rhaka posted:

Irredeemable mainly needed to stop half its run earlier and never even consider Incorruptible.

coulda done without jailbait too

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Rhaka posted:

Irredeemable mainly needed to stop half its run earlier and never even consider Incorruptible.

site posted:

coulda done without jailbait too

oh you mean you don't like his explicitly underage partner that the author needs to tell you every few pages, he absolutely hosed on the regular, and who constantly tries to seduce him into more underage sexing but he resists because Good Guys Don't gently caress Kids And I'm A Good Guy (Now)

Rhaka
Feb 15, 2008

Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

Wasn't that whole mess from Incorruptible? Because yes, yes that is why.

Hate Crime is another one that needed to be shot into the sun.

What in the poo poo were editors snorting

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Admiralty Flag posted:

One last bit to my rant, off of another post. Even if he flies through the Sun or whatever, I have a hard time thinking Supes should ever (e.g.) be faster than the Flash, even if there's a cost to it. Flash's whole deal is he's the fastest person alive, not the fastest person alive except when Superman decides to go Super Saiyan. Let the jacks of all trades have their places and the specialists have theirs.


Flash Rebirth #3

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Rhaka posted:

Wasn't that whole mess from Incorruptible? Because yes, yes that is why.


maybe, tbh i can't keep track of which is which and i don't care enough to check

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Hey guys Im Max Damage and my superpower is pedophilia

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Technically his super power is he isn’t a pedophile but he totally could be if he wanted

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007

site posted:

maybe, tbh i can't keep track of which is which and i don't care enough to check

For some reason, got my ultra violent evil Superman stories mixed up I guess, I used to think Invincible, Incorruptible and Irredeemable were all related.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Incorruptable and Irredeemable are, the former was a spin off

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Nessus posted:

That line of logic leads to that one web comic with the regenerator being used as a perpetual organ farm. It was apparently voluntary on that characters part, but it does get pretty grotesque fast.

Yeah, it was pretty much what you might expect overall of somebody who never read superhero stories but had Big Ideas about how they would really work.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

CharlestheHammer posted:

Technically his super power is he isn’t a pedophile but he totally could be if he wanted

*not any more, definitely used to be (this is unambiguously spelled out like a dozen times throughout the comic)

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Admiralty Flag posted:

Counterpoint: "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way?", which I think might be the best single-floppy Superman story. He's absolutely human (has doubts, hesitations, fears), absolutely a moral paragon, has extremely meaningful moral wants, has enemies who are more powerful than him, and he can't just punch his way out (before the climax, maybe he couldn't, maybe he could, but then he'd be breaking his moral code).

Perhaps strangely to the claim I've just made, except in rare cases, the consequences of Superman's failure don't happen to him; they happen to his reputation, or to the cat stuck in the tree, or to the 264 people trapped on the sinking Metropolis-Gotham Clipper -- and Superman considers these worse than a severe beating because he's failed to keep others safe. (Even with damage to his reputation: fewer people will trust him and seek him out when they need help, will hesitate when he shows up to help, or -- and only in his quietest times with Lois does he admit this -- his self-doubt means he might make a mistake. But she reassures him that he never will if he's just true to himself.)

Making villains more powerful than Superman leads to (at its worst) the creation of Doomsday and the two of them punching each other over and over, shockwaves breaking windows for miles around (but somehow Lois is 15 feet away and unaffected), a mindless slugfest that's entertaining to no one. How many splash pages of Superman fighting an Imperiex probe or Mongul can you take?

One last bit to my rant, off of another post. Even if he flies through the Sun or whatever, I have a hard time thinking Supes should ever (e.g.) be faster than the Flash, even if there's a cost to it. Flash's whole deal is he's the fastest person alive, not the fastest person alive except when Superman decides to go Super Saiyan. Let the jacks of all trades have their places and the specialists have theirs.

I feel like your first paragraph absolutely supports mine, though? You even point out that he has enemies more powerful than him, and that simply tanking/punching the problem won't solve it.

My point was that pushing Superman further and further away from being human, from having actual flaws and weaknesses and things he needs to overcome, makes him a worse character. Basically, when you try to make him into the absolute apex of pure perfect heroism and strength and such, he's just less interesting.

Superman should never be the absolute peak in any aspect, except possibly in being the most human of us all.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Lobok posted:

It's not so much that he's allowed or not but with his super senses the implication is that he is ignoring lots of problems he knows about.

I feel like somewhere along the way people came to the idea that suspension of disbelief was only for poo poo like magic and superpowers, to everyone's detriment.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
How many injustices do you ignore despite the fact you could do something about it but don’t

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Cabbit posted:

I feel like somewhere along the way people came to the idea that suspension of disbelief was only for poo poo like magic and superpowers, to everyone's detriment.

Ok, but I also followed up with another post shortly after saying I do suspend my disbelief for Superman.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

CharlestheHammer posted:

How many injustices do you ignore despite the fact you could do something about it but don’t

How much time can you stay active while denying yourself a social life or any break time before you go insane? 24 hours minus that

Also remember Superman isn't Bruce Wayne, he has to hold down some kind of job otherwise he'll have to start stealing poo poo himself to get by.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
superman start a patreon

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyhKWjQaKk

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

TwoPair posted:

How much time can you stay active while denying yourself a social life or any break time before you go insane? 24 hours minus that

Also remember Superman isn't Bruce Wayne, he has to hold down some kind of job otherwise he'll have to start stealing poo poo himself to get by.

Would he? Can’t he just gain his power from the sun and live with his successful wife?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TwoPair posted:

How much time can you stay active while denying yourself a social life or any break time before you go insane? 24 hours minus that

Also remember Superman isn't Bruce Wayne, he has to hold down some kind of job otherwise he'll have to start stealing poo poo himself to get by.

Superman can just grab a lump of coal and make diamonds

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Air Skwirl posted:

Superman can just grab a lump of coal and make diamonds

He starts doing that and DeBeers are going to figure out where to find Kryptonite so loving fast

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

site posted:

superman start a onlyfans

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


do I have to post those pages from Astro City again

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

TwoPair posted:

How much time can you stay active while denying yourself a social life or any break time before you go insane? 24 hours minus that

Also remember Superman isn't Bruce Wayne, he has to hold down some kind of job otherwise he'll have to start stealing poo poo himself to get by.

I remember reading an article that pointed out that when you take in to account all the technology Superman owns (from the Fortress of Solitude), Clark Kent is probably wealthier than Bruce Wayne. On the other hand Wayne has more liquid assets.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Clark is super-ethical so he is never going to get rich, unless he figures his poo poo out and Does Something about all the wealth aggregators

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

Clark is super-ethical so he is never going to get rich, unless he figures his poo poo out and Does Something about all the wealth aggregators

Be kind of hard to kick Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne into the sun.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
yeah exactly

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

Clark is super-ethical so he is never going to get rich, unless he figures his poo poo out and Does Something about all the wealth aggregators

It's hard to claim ethics when your day job for you and your wife is to write news article propaganda all day about your alter ego.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



ImpAtom posted:

Be kind of hard to kick Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne into the sun.

Not really, Superman has super-strength

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
even Superman's might fails before the incredible power of Enlightened Capitalism

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