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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

DarkCrawler posted:


(Punisher: War Zone #1)

Frank, what are you doing.


(Punisher MAX #19)

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
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Dracula plans his daily schedule around the weather, plans an outing while it's projected to be overcast only to find it's clear out. Curse you, Ororo!

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Pastry of the Year posted:



This being a code-approved book from 1972, I was expecting Shanna to pull the old "let them think you're gonna kill them, then knock them unconscious" routine, but nope, she stood back and coolly watched her leopards end that dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYpECibw5c

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
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FilthyImp posted:

All You Need is Kill is a great title because inevitably you remember that one Beatles song and :aaa:

Live/Die/Repeat is an acceptable alternative, but it's kind of blagh.

It sounds like a version of the song the Mirror Universe Beatles would put out.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Nude superheroes you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GihnbWsv_1U

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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The event was retconned later on to involve I think Daemonites instead who are like Xenomorphs but not.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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It is indeed the Thunderbolts Annual, and it is magical.



And then they all go out for shwarma or at least get their memories altered to think they do.

Gnome de plume fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Jan 22, 2017

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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I imagine if you had access to state of the art healthcare and got some leeches on there you could round that up to 19.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Nessus posted:

Is Deadpool a notary?

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Samovar posted:

That's a closed fist.

It's still empty.

Although while we're here that guy was not crushed so much as punched into orbit, and we see no evidence of decietfulness on his part.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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So does that oath of non-interference mean he's just gonna leave the guy's asphyxiated corpse on his front lawn?

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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RIP Alligator/Dinosaur Yellow Lantern and I Dunno, Hell Demon Yellow Lantern.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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The proper response should be "You're not the boss of me, I'm killing them all because I want to."

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Endless Mike posted:

It's always weird to me remembering that comics Blade is British.

"Some bleeding tossas always about iceskatin' uphill, innit"?

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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2 drink limit per customer.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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He also has blood that can heal and metal wings sometimes. No to mention the greatest super power of all, Money.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Gut in front's costume seems to be saying "This way to where my crotch should be."

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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So I guess Dani didn't inherit either of her parents' resistance to bullets then?

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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The word Torquasm brings up many mental images, none of which involve kung-fu.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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She's saying them wrong on purpose so her targets will "Um actually" and stand still long enough for her to light them up

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Steve's butt is completely obscured in shadow

America's rear end deserves better treatment than this

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Taskmaster owns and I'm sad that the MCU version is a mute traumatised assassin.

Hopefully 5 years is enough time to get therapy and a personality

the photographic reflexes also work outside of combat, he can whip up any dish he saw on a cooking show.

also I liked the Udon era mask and outfit

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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The lizard didn't deserve that

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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StumblyWumbly posted:

When viewed from a phone, it looks like Wong is saying "I have been trained as pansexual"

If it worked the way it does in Fallout that would give him bonus damage against all genders

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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I guess he read that Wonder Woman story and thought "I can one-up that."

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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Also doesn't look like a skyscraper, more like a three story building, minimum. Not all that impressive, J'onn.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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I recognise the sense of social justice in both areas but it's still weird to me that the guy who wrote SFP is also the guy making passionate speeches about gameshow points and snacking

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

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the guy who created a deadlock over who claims his soul would understand the importance of navigating bureaucracies

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