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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Are those ~40 ninjas all rappelling from two 2-seater Apaches?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

So Yoda, king of the Light Side of the force, just killed everybody on a planet that is covered by a city. Probably a hundred billion people.

Not exactly a precise application of force.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's probably not even in the top five of Reed's list of "destructive things I have made".

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's weird really. DC seem to be trying overly hard to be the gritty mainstream comics line, but their big two heroes are both idealists who (in almost every incarnation) don't kill people.

edit - I love Strange's "Hope. What are you, twelve?" stare in the last panel.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Strange in the early comics seemed to spend a lot of time bumbling through and invoking elder gods without knowing who or what they really were. The Ancient One was apparently a terrible teacher. And judge of character, what with the whole Baron Mordo thing.

Thinking about it, the major practitioners of Magic in Marvel all seem somewhat dickish. Strange, Mordo, Doom, Druid...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh, then he's fine. Dude came back from being a puddle.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dude probably thinks it's that girl he dated in college.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Who handles moon real estate? SWORD?

You phone the Inhumans and tell them they have an infestation.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Magneto funds most of his villainous exploits by running an adamantium recycling business on the side.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can't she just go "pmihc laeh" or whatever?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Looks like it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're scared of Reed Richards, so of course they'd leave alone the guy who regularly fucks with him for shits and giggles.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Some of the old zen masters were all about the baffling, enlightening lesson. Sometimes it was a paradoxical question. Sometimes an apparently meaningless sound. Sometimes it involved chopping off appendages.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It was just his house armour. The Doom equivalent of lounging around in his pyjamas.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Ka-"object" thing has grown common to the point of just being annoying.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

It's also worth pointing out that that gif is made out of panels of the comic. The art is loving amazing and flows so smoothly it's easy to forget that it comes from a comic.

The guy is a storyboarder, so it's not that unexpected. Still awesome though.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's a running thing with Ghost Rider that the second half of that causes the first. The human sides of him just can't think big and angry enough to tap into the full well.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's obviously using that hydrothermal vent to steam clean it and give it that proper new-armour smell.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a trial involving Captain America, in a universe where psychics exist, time-traveling nazis have been a regular feature, alien doppelgängers invaded in recent memory, and Reed Richards and his family are largely allowed to do as they please.

Trying to determine any facts in the life of a prominent superhero is going to be an impossible task.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dude should just embrace his inner super villain and build a big orbiting-base. He could even invite colonists, and then him and Doom can have "how to lead a country" coffee mornings.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The latter. I think he bleeds Kirby dots.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's also the Inhuman's response to the US government refusing to give back some Terrigen crystals.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Teenage Fansub posted:

I wanna see them use tiny little subtitles for Black Bolt in the Inhumans movie.

Just a sudden drop from usual cinema 100+ decibels to 0 -> pause -> mouthed word -> blinding light -> MASSIVE DEAFENING EXPLOSION that violates all heath and safety.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

muscles like this? posted:

Black Bolt is a king, he kills who he wants.

He kills whoever he thinks necessary.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Strange probably kills rogue dimensions on the regular. Just part of the day job to have to surgically excise some dangerous populations.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a reasonable translation of Wagner

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh! That's lovely.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Loki had convinced him that this time he was the woman.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sue was always the most violent one.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It is a Magic hammer.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It burns before it melts, which is fun.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It was all the suit. She was just a passenger.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Only if it stars JCVD as TimeCop.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
While dressed as the expendable Mario brother as well.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Milotic posted:

The most interesting thing is how utterly terrifyingly powerful the Molecule Man is - he does the following almost in an off-hand way. I've not come across him too often in my travels, I guess partly because he's so drat strong.

He's almost a proto-Sentry but from the villain side of things. Cosmic-level power wielded by a broken mind.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's about 300 million cubic miles of ocean. I don't think there's enough gold in the planet for 8000 m^3 per cubic mile.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think it's probably one of those things that entered the common consciousness through someone's lazy unit conversion, but the reality was less interesting to talk about so people remember the more exciting one.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Light is not that fast. It would travel all of 300 metres in a microsecond. He was going an absurdly large multiple of lightspeed.

Depending on how low "low yield" is, those people might get away with only being blind if they're looking at the explosion.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
For all his use of bright colours, Kirby was really good at hard black shadows.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Vin Diesel acting the silent role of Black Bolt while providing the voice of Groot would just be economical.

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