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AnonSpore posted:How has Aquaman not destroyed DC Japan yet You forget... Godzilla is a sea creature.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 16:12 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 08:17 |
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I assumed Doom couldn't conceive of a future in which he didn't exist, so all his scryings really did come down to a single option. Doom will rule the world, or destroy it trying.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 11:56 |
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Calaveron posted:Wasn't it also a thing that fire made martians want to get mad rutty? http://youtu.be/WsrylO_by2k?t=58s ?
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 23:48 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
Eeh, you can say the same thing about Spidey's web shooters. The answer is something about it needing a specific pressure, so a fist or punch is too much to set it off. But given that kid-Cyclops isn't wearing gloves, I'm going to assume the eyebrows thing is also true.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 09:19 |
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Jonny Nox posted:Why is Bruce using that stupid phone? It's Superman,he can hear you. Also Supes puts his down frame 2. He must realize how stupid it looked... I guess Batman still needs to hear Supes? Or... well, he can probably lip-read, so maybe not...
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 19:32 |
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Skates. And I guess because that's Iron Rhodey it's more blaxploitation than sexist with the 'woman' lone, but it still reminds me of Monica's flashbacks in Nextwave.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 20:28 |
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Actually, physically stimulating the area can cause men to grow more there. to the point that some soldiers which pound their chests with their rifles as they march end up having breast-reduction surgery. So just imagine the Hulk pounding his chest like Tarzan a few hundred times a day, and suddenly...
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 22:58 |
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The Question IRL posted:If it's any consulation, the time Cyclops fixed Colossus head after it got dented inwards so bad he couldn't turn back to human form was in the 90's. And to fix him Moria McTagart, Beast and Charles Xavier fixed him with Surgery. Cyclops was using his Optic Blast into a machine to create the laser, so you could argue that the beam was only powering the machine. Bah, when that happens you just soak it in some hot water and let the air pressure inside do the job!
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 11:28 |
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WickedHate posted:Nah, comics have just tended towards being liberal(which is what makes the recent objections to Marvel's diversity and Captain America punching out racists so funny). That was soon after if not right around McCarthyism, after all. Conservatives are just so...creatively stunted, it seems. You wanna see a right wing hero? Wow... Is this a parody? It must be, right? There's no way someone could think that protesters for freedom of religion and expression were right-wing just because they gave the evil police hammer-and-sickle emblems. Then again, if it is genuine, it's the kind of conservative who thinks that saying 'happy holidays' is suppressing their religion by not mentioning Jesus at all possible opportunities.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 12:26 |
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It's a fashion thing that comes and goes with him... kinda like Storm's mohawk, Hulk's dumbness or Prof X's wheelchair. One writer wants to bring it back, then another wants it gone again...
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 21:44 |
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"Hey Yinsen, I've got a plan. Check this out." "It's... A suit? You're going to use it to escape?" "Uhhh... Yeah. Yeah, that's what it's for."
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 23:09 |
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People shouldn't shoot at Superman - Everyone knows it's a thrown gun which is actually dangerous to him! http://i.imgur.com/SBdHaNJ.mp4 I forget how to embed mp4s. Fake edit: Oh, they do it automatically, just not in the preview.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 12:42 |
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I do recall in Mystique's solo book she makes a fake test tube of goop in her pocket with her powers, and comments she made it the same way she does glasses and the like. So yeah, always technically naked. And on a DC note, given that Green Lantern costumes are projected by the ring, I wonder how often Guy Gardner showed up freeballin'...
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 04:41 |
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His explanation is that he's a dog, he's attracted to other dogs, so her being naked to him didn't really have any effect. But then he ends up dating a human later anyway... Someone post something badass from Top 10. I can only think of stuff for the funny or heartwarming threads right now, and don't have the books with me to find more.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 23:34 |
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flosofl posted:Huh. Worked fine on iOS Awful app. Yeah, it's mobile browsers they don't work properly on. You have to tap the image to unspoiler, but also tap the image to expand/retract, and the latter takes priority. Including some spoilered text to tap on works pretty well too.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 11:47 |
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Exit Strategy posted:I'm just saying that if I need a permit to carry a pistol, maybe the government should have oversight over the man with laser eyes that can cut buildings in half. You know. Know where he lives, maybe do a criminal background check before he's allowed in public, stuff like that? Moving the metaphor for mutants to homosexuality rather than race, haven't people tried to make this argument about people with AIDS on account of those deadly deadly blood cells they carry around?
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 10:49 |
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Nah, one freeze ray and then a regular home freezer with a backup generator.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 21:24 |
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I figured the cnversation went somethig like "Your kevlar might be good for catching bullets, Frank, bit it's less effective against being punched. Like THIS!"
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 16:15 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Frank is totally the type of guy to spell it as Head CaNNon.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 15:33 |
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I thought it was some kind of curse-loophole. Like "Kraven! The next time you hunt Spider-Person is the time you die! So Sayeth Something Important!" "Huh... so... what if I just hunt everyone else?" "I Did Not Account For that!" "I'm gonna wrestle a kraken!"
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 15:07 |
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Etrigan is forced to rhyme. He is not forced to rhyme well.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 05:52 |
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Flesh Forge posted:I am the giant baby squeezing puny priest men Take better care of your warhams.
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# ¿ May 27, 2018 10:47 |
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Unlucky7 posted:I wonder if anyone in the Marvel universe has caught on that when Spider-man stops making jokes, either something is seriously wrong or it is time to run. Likely both. Doc Ock did in one of the cartoons.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 08:10 |
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Pietro is a dick sometimes, but he's redeemed by tending to Lockjaw.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 01:04 |
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Lobok posted:With the smoke rising up from... below them? Hot things rise above cooler, and their tempers are causing liftoff
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 21:44 |
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Look, those guns gave him time to either prepare a counterattack or fix his cowl and grunt. And Batman cares about his brand.
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 09:04 |
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Don't forget Throg, who I am very disappointed to learn was a human transformed into a frog, and not simply a worthy frog.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 18:16 |
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In ADTRW it's rude NOT to link to it. Scanlators and other fan-sharing has a strange relationship with manga in that a lot of official places look at what's getting scanned to decide what to localise. Like how Netflix did with pirate-streams when deciding what to buy. And some official sites add links to new chapters on mangadex and other aggregators.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 12:09 |
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Alhazred posted:Isn't there currently three or four Wolverines, including one actual wolverine, in the MCU? Yes, but only one is allowed to be Wolverine at a time. They do have Logan classic Old Man Logan from an alternate future Laura Kinney, clone of Logan Gabby, AKA Honey Badger, clone of Laura Daken, son of Logan James Logan, son of a different dimension's Logan Jonathan the Actual Wolverine
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2019 13:32 |
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Image four batmen on the edge of a gargoyle...
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 14:40 |
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Mooseontheloose posted:
Like I said, any anti-GA plan is also anti-Bats
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2019 16:46 |
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Also, he'd be getting back up in that ring under any sun you like. Someone needs saving.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 00:41 |
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Hopped up on goofballs.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 20:16 |
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Slow agers aren't allowed to turn 70. It's their 30.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 15:57 |
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Random Stranger posted:Who's drinking the diamonds? Unless they're also from Bismol they're going to have some problems. In my head, the diamonds are actually ground up broken glass because of escapades involving Jimmy Olsen fortress-sitting, and the inferior vintage will kill a space-Pope.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 14:28 |
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I blame Xavier's School for the Gifted. Lousy muties.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 13:52 |
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How Wonderful! posted:It's not a slur if Elfface is a mutant. Are you a mutant, Elfface...? Gee, I dunno How Wonderful... Are you a [Insert slur of choice, boy Kitty liked to use 'em!]?
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 16:42 |
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Skwirl posted:I don't think Bobby Drake has ever died (Outside of non x books where half/all life is eliminated only to be restored at the end). By the time anyone thought to kill him, his powers made him functionally immortal. Just rebuilds himself from nearby water.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 12:07 |
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Nah, that's just using his blasters. Superman is the one who farts, that little girl told everyone.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 14:10 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 08:17 |
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Cooked Auto posted:Jubilee becoming a vampire was probably the best thing that happened to her for a very long time. It's a shame they cured her, she was a cool supporting member in Hellcat's series, especially when she turned into a cloud of mist with shades.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 00:14 |