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Also, if that Tenth Real is still positioned on the Norse world tree at least give it a wacky name like Hevenheim or something.
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Sep 2, 2014 13:29
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d00gZ posted:At least her name isn't Nevaeh. "You still haven't given up on me, Alfred?" "Nevaeh!"
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Sep 3, 2014 09:45
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I really like "Doom is no man's second choice." A badass breakup-line if there ever was one.
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Sep 29, 2014 07:31
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It bothers me more than it should, but "I... Darkseid!" makes Darkseid sound like a verb missing an object. You darkseid what, huh? Also, he should have said "It is I... Darkseid!"
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Oct 28, 2014 23:21
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Idran posted:I'm pretty sure they meant "less than 1 yoctosecond" (since "yocto" is the smallest metric prefix) there; that there's no word to describe the specific fraction of a second he spent, not no word to describe the period of time at all. How about "YOLOsecond"?
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Dec 10, 2014 10:39
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TwoPair posted:Hey, the Marvel Universe has 2 superhero lawyers and by god they will be used in whatever case they need to be used in, sense be damned. Not as egregious as the examples you posted, but every X-Man can become a teacher by having lived in a school for a bit.
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Dec 28, 2014 13:04
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Oh, I do not doubt that there are ways for the X-Men to legally teach at their school. I was more commenting on how next generation mutants wont be able to solve simple math problems because all their teachers know about is Transdimensional Transportation and Stabbing 101.
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Dec 28, 2014 13:21
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Walter White punched Jesus so hard his head turned Exorcist-style.
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Dec 29, 2014 11:28
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I haven't followed MK lore in ages, but it's good to see that it is still basically a soap opera with added spine-removal.
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Jan 9, 2015 11:29
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Cassa posted:And Superman got shot and then pushed a Guardian and a planet into the Sun, so y'know. "... now I'm willing to do whatever it takes!" *punch* edit: I'm sorry, I mean *thwak*
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Jan 21, 2015 19:24
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Kramjacks posted:You might be thinking of Identity Crisis, where he stabs The Flash in the gut by holding his sword out and making The Flash run into it by herding him with exploding bombs. It's a small wonder The Flash is not regularly decapitated by clotheslines. zoux posted:You would be Bizarro You mean he would not be Bizarro!
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Jan 24, 2015 15:05
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Say Nothing posted:(Spider-Man doesn't know how to drive). But... but... Spider-Mobile?
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Mar 1, 2015 14:45
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LordSaturn posted:Well, Viking, for one. I vike it.
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Mar 17, 2015 10:46
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zoux posted:Well, who was the villain? I know this was already answered, but I wanted to yell ONSLAUGHT as soon as I read this. They somehow managed to create a character that is even more try-hard than Onslaught, and they named it after that one creepy movie with Jesse Ventura.
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Jun 19, 2015 09:26
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Say Nothing posted:Storm is basically female Thor, minus the hammer. Picture is ruined be her barely-existing waist.
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Jun 26, 2015 09:37
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Gaz-L posted:The panic is perfectly drawn. Clark just using every ounce of Super-intellect to try and figure out how to convince her to let him comp her papers, while not A) spilling Bruce's secret identity and B) not sounding like a selfish, bad son. I like to imagine that Clark is afraid that Bruce has wiretapped the place and is in mid-meltdown at this moment. Because wiretapping the Kent's farm is totally something Batman would do.
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Jun 28, 2015 09:35
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There's this picture of Hulk lifting a mountain that's just complete crap, as that mountain would just crumble and bury Hulk in rubble. Or are the writers trying to tell me that Hulk has the same powers of tactile telekinesis as Superman? I find that highly unlikely.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:14
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I haven't read anything about evil mind-controlling Mr Fantastic but to me it sounds like his power works the same way as early Magneto's power to control others through his MAGNETIC PERSONALITY.
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Aug 23, 2015 08:52
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I imagine Peter became the world's greatest pro wrestler in a world where Uncle Ben lived.
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Aug 24, 2015 11:14
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Flesh Forge posted:Look chopping off an arm or a leg gives the other guy the opportunity to become a cool cyborg, you're really doing them a favor They're rubber swords. Honest!
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Sep 22, 2015 11:21
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Chinaman7000 posted:What happens if the Flash is carrying Cap's shield, and runs into Cyclops' optic blast, and is on an airplane is taking off on a treadmill going the opposite direction? Also the Hulk and Juggernaut are there. They all make out, obviously.
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Sep 23, 2015 15:25
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This always makes me laugh. Why would the Thing, or anybody really, care if the Thing's face got slashed up? He's already supposed to be an ugly inhuman monster. It's similar to the Abomination, who at one time got dumped into toxic waste and who should have called himself Abominationer afterwards.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:40
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Cassa posted:There's still something to be said for the man who raises himself up beyond what society thinks him capable, and stands shoulder to shoulder with gods. Shoulder to elbow, you mean.
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Mar 7, 2016 11:57
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SynthOrange posted:
Those poor dogs. Travis343 posted:Ah yes I got the failed attempt confused with the successful attempt. It was a time when Wolverine turned into every single terrible 90s copy of Wolverine.
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Mar 24, 2016 16:07
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Doc Hawkins posted:How many "the devils" has Constantine hosed with? This looks like the fourth that I know of. "The devil" is probably distinct from Lucifer. Haven't read nearly as many Constantine books as I should have though, so who knows. This The devil looks like a punk.
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Aug 19, 2017 21:45
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spudsbuckley posted:Three of them have the same forehead. Fixed. I imagine they conceptually started as Klingons.
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Sep 27, 2017 13:32
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Malachite_Dragon posted:And this is meaningfully distinct from Dredd how? They were *illegal* war crimes!
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May 19, 2018 15:39
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I am one of the foot soldiers getting murdered by demons. I have kids, I need this job.
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May 27, 2018 11:13
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I hate Cap's hair flowing out through his torn swimming hat. It looks like his head is on fire from beating up Gambit so hard.
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Jul 4, 2018 22:19
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Beachcomber posted:I think most of us are Hawkeye. Not me, I'm  -guy.
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Nov 9, 2018 10:42
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Proteus Jones posted:For every practical definition of the word, Alfred is Bruce's father. And you don't gently caress with his kid. He even put on a god drat Batman mask to indulge his son's weird hobby while saving his rear end, how great is that?
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Jun 7, 2019 20:33
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Doc Hawkins posted:What is the color of pedantry, I want that ring Beige, but you have to pronounce "beige" correctly in your oath to get a ring.
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DarkCrawler posted:"Hey, should we embezzle this money from the starving orphans?" More like, "Hey, should we embezzle this money from the starving orphans?" "Sure, gently caress them!" "But I'm worried that the immortal Spirit of Vengeance will horribly take me away from mortal coil and curse me to sorrow and torture forever." "lol why, it's just starving orphans. If God wanted them to live, they wouldn't be starving." "Sound logic, that!"
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Jul 5, 2019 14:32
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Tag yourself, I'm Boomerbutt.
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Sep 16, 2019 22:45
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I'd pass on the "living Riesling".
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Jan 31, 2020 14:50
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'Gift' is German for 'poison' so if you gently caress that up you can have a lot of intercultural fun! Though there is the German word 'Mitgift' ('dowry') where the original meaning is preserved. Maybe some Germans really wanted to give their sons-in-law some poison and that's why the meaning changed.
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Feb 4, 2020 12:03
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Shifts like that can have the weirdest, most opaque reasons. My bet is on the increasing popularity of TV shows over the last few years that have old timey dialog.
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Feb 4, 2020 13:18
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... Is he fart-propelling through space?
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Johnny Aztec posted:HE CANNOT DEFEAT ME! FOR I HOLD AXE'S SECRET WEAKNESS! Because I stole it!
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