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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Byers2142 posted:

Summers will start poo poo with anyone who even kinda attacks mutants. Anyone.

Avengers versus X-Men #1

Doesn't Cap's shield absorb all force or something so he should just be able to stand there while the pretty light bounces off his shield?

# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 23:09

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 04:09

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Not at my computer right now but One-Punch Man does some loving amazing work with sfx text. I'll find some pages and post them once I get home if nobody else does.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 19:03

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

10 Beers posted:

DC's March cover variants.
http://io9.com/dcs-march-variant-covers-are-movie-themed-and-they-loo-1670728033

Don't they dine in Themyscira all the time though

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 04:34

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Aww sheeit is it time for manga vs comics again that's my favorite one

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 16:48

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Senor Candle posted:

It's detailed because the artist who is named on the cover only draws the important parts of the book. Assistants draw backgrounds and other things like that.

Yeah I also don't think Oda has taken more than a couples weeks off since 1997

Oda takes breaks a lot for a WSJ mangaka. In contrast Murata Yuusuke never took a single week off in all 300-odd chapters of Eyeshield 21's run.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 23:34

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

How is he blocking strikes from a woman who just twisted a metal pipe like it was made of aluminum foil

Actually you know what it's Batman I'm sorry for asking

# ¿ Feb 22, 2015 13:17

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Gavok posted:

Most of Mortal Kombat X #8 could be in this thread, but I had to cut it down a bit. The background is that after Shao Kahn died in the last game, the throne of Outworld was soon taken over by Kotal Kahn (no relation. "Kahn" appears to be more of a title than a name). He did this by dethroning Mileena, Shao's "rightful heir." Unlike Shao Kahn and all the other emperor characters in Mortal Kombat, Kotal Kahn is actually portrayed as more of a champion to the weak and is in fact a leader you can get behind, even if he is into drinking the blood of his enemies and eating their hearts.

He sent Goro to go hunt down Mileena and finish her off, but Goro instead betrayed Kotal, joined with Mileena's side and killed a bunch of Kotal's warriors, including Kotal's father. Now Kotal's out to get revenge, riding through the desert on a dinosaur alone. When Rain tries to blot out the sun with clouds and cut off Kotal's power, Kotal summons a beam of intense sunlight right into him, frying Rain to a crisp. He kills some of Goro's men with ease, then demands a piece of Goro.

And yes, Kotal Kahn has his very own Master Blaster on the payroll.

...Goro didn't explain why he's serving Mileena, that was such a non-answer

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 02:24

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Dan Didio posted:

Now that you've pointed that out, I'm beginning to suspect that the character motivations in Mortal Kombat aren't all they're cracked up to be.

It's just weird that they'd specifically mention that and then not even try to have an answer that makes sense.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 02:34

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Uthor posted:

Unbeatable Squirrel Girl 2

Those are some gangsta rear end robot poses in the first panel.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 11:15

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I dunno, completely devoid of context that read like two men who both absolutely believed they were right and the other was evil deciding to fight, and the stronger one won and so he was right

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 22:04

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

bobkatt013 posted:

Happy?

God drat

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 21:16

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Forgive me, all I can see in that last panel is Brainiac's ship

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:40

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

prefect posted:

(Still, it was a pretty impressive and unsettling page when I read it.)

That one scientist on the right is holding a huge tank full of liquid and other material with one hand in an extremely precarious overhand grip, he must be swole as hell

# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 19:47

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

prefect posted:

I call bullshit on this, because Tony Stark is a great engineer, but not the kind of scientist who could build a synthezoid.

He's smart, in comic book terms that means he knows everything.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 04:08

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The perspective in the second panel made me think she'd been torn in half for a second :stare:

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 15:34

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I might be misremembering things but didn't Thor catch wind of that tale and then later get his hands on Loki?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 18:22

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Flesh Forge posted:

Not exactly: The Corinthian tracks Loki down, breaks his neck, and rips out his eyes and "eats" them with the mouths which are also his eyes which is gross, and Corinthian talks about how awesome it is to see through the eyes of a god and how Loki is immortal so having his neck broken is just going to suck PRETTY BAD, and then Thor and Odin come to collect Loki and put him back in his legendary prison where a woman drops snake venom from a bowl into his raw eye sockets and he can't even squirm around in agony any more because his neck is broken FOREVER, but while they're carrying him away Loki starts trying to tell Thor about how Loki hosed Thor's wife and Thor starts to get really mad and Loki's trying to goad Thor into killing him properly, but Odin is all like Na man Loki is a jerk and a liar, he is lying don't worry about it son and Thor is like Oh ok dad welp let's stuff his rear end back in the snake venom room!!

Ooh yeah I remember now.

The Corinthian was such a cool dude. You know. For a nightmare serial killer.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 21:29

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This has to be intentional.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 03:03

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Flesh Forge posted:

Of course it is, and so was this:

How could he not have heard about the Hawkeye Initiative

I knew he'd heard of it, I didn't know he'd gotten around to actively posing for it.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 08:03

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Calaveron posted:

So Thor sent out his hammer into outer space, into a sun to superheat it, then reach relativistic velocities only to kill one guy.
And he still caught Mjolnir on the way out bare-loving-handed.
Why are there still Christians and Buddhists and stuff in the Marvel universe?

Marvel never draws their adventures, but 616 Jesus and Buddha are also swole as gently caress and regularly save the universe by punching mans

# ¿ May 16, 2015 23:51

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

"A latte most vanilla" is an amazing Thorism

# ¿ May 17, 2015 03:04

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Would Thor remember the shame of the outfit most 90s?

# ¿ May 20, 2015 15:48

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Choco1980 posted:

I would buy a whole series that was just these two bickering back and forth while saving the sea.

United in their hatred of the surface world's wanton ways except for the delicious pizza

# ¿ May 20, 2015 16:53

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The coolest part about that panel is that all the strikes are targeted at vital weak points on the human body

# ¿ May 23, 2015 15:01

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Is that what the page normally looks like? The sharp text and blurry art is weirding me out something fierce.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 21:18

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Galactus: One Baad Dude

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 03:58

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

bobkatt013 posted:

or you get this

Fantastic Four 604

I never noticed but now I can't unsee Franklin's teeth being really off center.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 20:58

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Uthor posted:

Casandra Nova tried to convince Storm to turn her back on the X-Men and join Casandra's side. She did this by trapping Storm in a claustrophobic space. This is Storm's answer.

X-Men '92 #3

I saw the lightning in her mouth and that got me wondering (though it's probably been answered a million times), is Storm flat out immune to stuff like electricity and temperature changes as a side effect of her mutation? If so, does that apply to other mutants as well or is it a case-by-case sort of thing?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 17:03

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Dude with an X on his chin is also Woodchuck from Record of Lodoss War so yeah it's a deliberate homage. And I know I've seen the dude in green too, I just can't remember where.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 08:12

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I mean, those are both pretty much the same gag, one just has a lot more words pointing it out just in case you didn't get the reference. I'm not particularly a fan of overt references like that myself, but I feel like if you like the one it's kinda weird to not like the other.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 15:38

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I'm not really familiar with the character, is there a reason why her skin is Joker white?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 17:31

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Uthor posted:

Where's the post where someone calculated how fast Flash was running and how many Gs each person experienced? I recall it being something like 5c or 15 c.

I only remember that according to the breakdown the Flash was moving a lot faster than the speed of light.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 16:46

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

SynthOrange posted:

If there's half a batarang in your brain I'm pretty sure you're dead or you'll wish you were.

They're all sleeping, okay?

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 01:28

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

You ain't one'a them mutie sympathizers are ya

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 20:27

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Senor Candle posted:

Probably with somebody named Chris

Starring the reanimated corpse of Chris Farley as Blackagar Boltagon

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 20:48

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

flosofl posted:

So he can read, but is unable to write because...? I mean, even a slate and a piece of chalk hanging around his neck is several steps up the communication chain than what's on that page.

He could carry around a little blackboard and scrape his nails on it to fit with his theme of devastating sonic attacks

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 16:45

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

If Flash can't think as fast as he moves it must really suck to just be running into/through walls/people all the time because his eyes can't process the information fast enough to let hiim move out of the way.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 06:26

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Anything that happens in Thor God of Thunder should be judged purely on how loving metal it is, not by how much sense it makes

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 21:01

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

But the shield is supposed to completely absorb all kinetic energy she should just be standing there and the ball hits the shield and drops to her feet every time

:spergin:

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 20:07

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 04:09

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Spider-Man's deadliest foe was clearly Mysterio

# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 16:36

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