name something that brings you joy and i will post 3 reasons it is terrible

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Bloody Penguin: Apr 3, 2009; I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

Man Thats Gross posts

# ? Mar 1, 2014 21:46

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# ? May 2, 2024 21:09

post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

rap music

# ? Mar 1, 2014 21:46

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

The H.R. 3370: Homeowner Flood Insurance Affordability Act of 2013 due to be considered by United States congress next week.

To summarize:

"Homeowner Flood Insurance Affordability Act of 2013 - Prohibits the Administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) from:
(1) increasing flood insurance risk premium rates to reflect the current risk of flood for certain property located in specified areas subject to a certain mandatory premium adjustment, or
(2) reducing such subsidies for any property not insured by the flood insurance program as of July 6, 2012, or any policy that has lapsed in coverage as a result of the policyholder's deliberate choice (Pre-Flood Insurance Rate Map or pre-FIRM properties)."

I want you to work for it OP.

first i want you to sincerely tell me if this law brings you joy, and why

i dont believe you

Sid Vicious posted:

marijuana cigarettes

1. illegal almost everywhere
2. many a butt has been raped over such an innocuous thing
3. possible association with schizophrenia

1. there will always be someone out there stronger and faster than you that will crush you
2. no amount of physical training can ever protect you from the inevitable decline of old age and eventual death
3. hardly anybody cares about judo, you're just pissing in the wind

Depressing Drawers posted:

game development

1. development for big companies is typically a god drat slave drive
2. indie development is mostly a thankless task that'll leave you in the red while everyone plays some other bullshit game you figure you could have written in your sleep
3. video games are a complete waste of time

monsieur fatso posted:

this thread

1. ill probably fall behind, to the disappointment of all
2. someone will eventually stump me and i will look foolish
3. its gonna be depressing as gently caress

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

the comforting knowledge that one day i will be blessed with the sweet release of death

1. we have no way of knowing what lies beyond, it could be nothing, it could be eternal torment, it could be more life
2. you may be in store for untold horrors in this life
3. you seem really depressed, and should seek counselling

Putty posted:

Gypsum Fantastic unironically

1. is a goon
2. will die
3. will be forgotten

Voted Worst Mom posted:

irony

1. overused and trite
2. typically used to mask bigoted and discriminatory thoughts
3. all of hipsterdom

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man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

gently caress im losing track slow down

# ? Mar 1, 2014 21:47

Boob Dylan: Jan 3, 2013

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Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

man thats gross posted:

first i want you to sincerely tell me if this law brings you joy, and why

i dont believe you

Are you kidding me! You think people should pay more for flood insurance? What a cop-out, deliver on your promise OP.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 21:48

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

VendaGoat posted:

satire

see irony

also mel brooks set the bar way too high, a love of satire is a life of disappointment

rcman50166 posted:

this thread is p good

your move, op

1. im already losing track and overwhelmed and will probs give up
2. this is probably depressing me more than the rest of you, which is the opposite of what i intended
3. its really not that funny or interesting

Swamp Fancy posted:

Fisting your mom

1. shes like 70
2. seriously you need another reason?

Mehuyael posted:

3-point lists of why the things I find joy in are terrible.

1. list style content is so loving lazy and stupid. lowest-common denominator internet
2. if it works, its depressing
3. if it doesnt, its just pathetic

GBS Ambassador posted:

forums user man thats gross

1. angry for no reason
2. underachiever who blames everyone but himself for his lot in life
3. kinda fat

Dutchfool posted:

Your responses

1. no punctuation or grammar
2. third reason is usually bottom of the barrel crap where im just phoning it in
3. gay as gently caress or something idk

TabulaRasa posted:

Something Awful forums member: man thats gross

see above

hemophilia posted:

One of the few things that makes me feel good and smile is to upset people over really petty poo poo.

1. you're childish and bitter
2. every minute of your existence makes the world slightly worse
3. its a hollow victory and when the voices all go quiet in the dead of night, you realize just how pointless your vitriolic existence really is

Voted Worst Mom posted:

this post

1. was made by a big gay crybaby
2. not as insightful or scathing as id hoped
3. too long

Devils Affricate posted:

not looking at child porn

1. maybe thats your thing and youll never know it
2. think of all those poor out of work child porn stars that you're putting out of business
3. your isp has nothing interesting to hand over to the nsa

Swamp Fancy posted:

Something Awful Front Page

1. viewership has been declining for years
2. mostly just makes me nostalgic for the golden years of SA
3. i dunno how recently it was redesigned but it looks pretty outdated

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:07

Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

OP still refuses to tell us what's wrong with having affordable flood insurance...

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:08

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

man thats gross posted:

see irony

also mel brooks set the bar way too high, a love of satire is a life of disappointment

Dude be serious posting ITT

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:09

Police Automaton: Mar 17, 2009; "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

sharting

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:10

lesbian baphomet: Nov 30, 2011

Hello, op.

I enjoy humor. I also enjoy kindness towards others.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:11

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFqIg-Sgfg

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:12

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Volunteering at the soup kitchen and/or playing cards with the old folks at the old folks home

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:16

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Bloody Penguin posted:

Man Thats Gross posts

i think im pretty well covered

Slippery Nipple posted:

rap music

1. mostly hollow self-indulgent posturing
2. over-emphasis on the personas and attitudes of the artists themselves, rather than their art
3. made kanye west a star

Boob Dylan posted:

Cookies

1. make you fat
2. go stale too fast
3. crumbs in your milk

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Are you kidding me! You think people should pay more for flood insurance? What a cop-out, deliver on your promise OP.

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

OP still refuses to tell us what's wrong with having affordable flood insurance...

1. probably will not result in actual affordability, but will instead be another sensual massage to completion for insurance companies like obamacare
2. why the hell should i have to pay more because some other dicknose decided to build his gently caress-farm at the bottom of a dry lake bed?
3. better insurance rates wont help you when you drown to death

Police Automaton posted:

sharting

1. sounds like sharking, which is abhorrent
2. tough stains
3. the smell

i need a break, will catch up later

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:17

Swamp Fancy: Apr 6, 2003; Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

Helping the elderly cross roads

# ? Mar 1, 2014 22:18

Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

man thats gross posted:

1. probably will not result in actual affordability, but will instead be another sensual massage to completion for insurance companies like obamacare
2. why the hell should i have to pay more because some other dicknose decided to build his gently caress-farm at the bottom of a dry lake bed?
3. better insurance rates wont help you when you drown to death

Thanks for finally delivering a comprehensive answer OP, you heard it folks gently caress you and your flooded homes build them higher up.

Rated thread 5 chocolate Hitlers.