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The poster above me^
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MoonwalkInvincible posted:Hello, op. 1. most stand-up comedians 2. no good deed goes unpunished 3. when you need help the world will just spit in your ugly face 1. made you me and everyone whos seen it slightly stupider 2. vaguely anti-semitic 3. low-effort meta bullshit Shithouse Dave posted:Volunteering at the soup kitchen and/or playing cards with the old folks at the old folks home 1. homeless people smell like piss and are useless 2. old people smell like piss and are depressing 3. homeless people and old people will die soon Swamp Fancy posted:Helping the elderly cross roads 1. they walk sooooo slooooow 2. they crossed the road, so now what? are you just going to help them do everything else forever? are they going to need help at every intersection forever? if you cant cross the street by yourself and never will maybe you should just stop it. 3. a depressing reminder of your own inevitable decline, your future inability to do even the most basic things by yourself, and your death Qvark posted:The proletariat seizing the means of production. 1. takes money out of the hands of hard-working capitalists 2. usually leads to a power vacuum, and charismatic leaders within the ranks of the revolution creating a state much worse than even the atrocities that preceded it 3. china ThePriceJustWentUp posted:masturbation 1. completely debasing. sitting around watching videos of retarded assholes loving each other and pounding your little dicks like a god drat monkey. its pathetic. 2. its a sin 3. cum rags usb teledildonics posted:Charles Whitman im not doing this one hes a mass killer its too easy Mehuyael posted:Civil rights. 1. makes life harder for white cis males 2. who the hell cares if youre allowed to sit at the same bench as everyone else or cant be explicitly discriminated against in job interviews or whatever when your neighbourhoods are still riddled with crime and no one gives a gently caress if you live or die? 3. 16 million children in america live in poverty and we're arguing about whether gay people should be allowed to wear a ring on one particularly contentions finger. what a loving crock of poo poo. Parallel Paraplegic posted:Not Genocide. 1. overpopulation 2. nothing to keep the riff raff in check 3. everyones going to die anyway, genocide is inevitable Flagrant Abuse posted:Saying the name "Pol Pot." Not the person, just saying his name. 1. say it three times in the mirror and he'll appear in the room and chop your dick off 2. a lot of people will respond with "who?" which is so loving depressing 3. why are you just saying people's names? get a loving life Sabel posted:Patrick Nagel art you get one each because what the gently caress 1. 80s as gently caress 2. oh wow a new genre of music based on parroting an old genre of music sign me the gently caress up 3. the wiki article on dynamical systems doesnt seem to have a "how this has ever helped anyone, ever" section Rhinoceraptor posted:The video game "Kirby's Epic Yarn" by Nintendo. 1. great another game based on the same IP nintendo has been hocking for like 40 loving years 2. just a momentary distraction from the pain of existence 3. i am not a kitten, i dont want to play with yarn Cooler than what posted:hmm just wondering but has anyone said "You're posting "yet OP? 1. yes 2. its terrible 3. im terrible Null Byte posted:this gif 1. stupid 2. i dont care 3. anime AATREK CURES KIDS posted:Genocide 1. lots of dead ppl 2. huge waste of time, theyre gonna die anyway 3. survivor syndrome
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:01 |
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Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:03 |
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man thats gross posted:1. most stand-up comedians
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:13 |
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you skipped me you fucker
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:22 |
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good answer
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:33 |
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man thats gross posted:1. stupid as the great Jay-Z once said, "eat the cake / anime"
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:39 |
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jerkin it
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Smarmy Coworker posted:jerkin it he did that one already keep up... I guess mine is schadenfreude
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:28 |
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I smoked marijuana cigarettes and now I am a sociopath.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:30 |
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as if im going to read 3 loving pages wow
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:30 |
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cumming
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:41 |
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Happiness.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:44 |
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Vaginas
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:46 |
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being drunk? it kind of nicreases the effects of my antidepressents + diziness but thats alright
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Doctor Dogballs posted:The Insane Clowns' Posse 1. jugallos 2. the insane clown posse 3. 1 and 2 again and also clown makeup Bloody Penguin posted:You're pretty well covered in my cum 1. smells like bleach 2. tastes like chicken mr. noodles 3. too much on my chest, not enough in my mouth Rhinoceraptor posted:Sabel's avatar 1. anime x3 Val posted:nothing 1. boring as gently caress 2. literally the worst IE "its better than nothing" 3. the reality of actual, true nothingness is absolutely crippling in its immensity 1. same as masturbation in that like, seriously we've been around how long and we're still doing this poo poo? UNH I LOVE UR TITS THERE SO HOT. MMMM UR DICK IS SO BIG GIVE ME UR CUM. barbaric. turns us into loving retards. 2. sometimes results in babies aka future adults aka assholes 3. everyone is dancing on like a razors edge re sex. prude vs. slut, clean vs. disease ridden, healthy vs. pervert. we're all just one drunken romp away from loving someone that screws us over for the rest of our short little lives. my new dog posted:playing my saxophone 1. you're probably worse than you think. 2. saxophones just ruin songs. no song has ever been improved by a saxophone. 3. you probably make a face like SURPRISE DICK IN MY rear end every time you play it. circ dick soleil posted:hitler 1. tried to kill all the jews 2. killed a lot of jews 3. failed to kill all the jews. don't get me wrong im glad he failed, but its still a failure. Sigmund Fraud posted:Rock climbing! 1. free solo morons that die because theyre morons 2. stupid exclusive lingo like "beta" that make you sound like a douche 3. too much crossover with pot smokers. seriously why do so many people who like climbing to deadly heights also love getting stoned while climbing to their death? Alan Smithee posted:man thats gross 1. dumb 2. rear end in a top hat 3. narcissistic Arivia posted:interpellation 1. had to google it. stop posting poo poo to try to stump me unless it genuinely brings you joy. 2. gently caress you. 3. blow it out your rear end. Postal Parcel posted:The poster above me^ 1. stupid "deal with it" avatar. 2. is a goon. 3. will die. Val posted:you skipped me you fucker 1. no i didnt 2. chill the gently caress out 3. wait your loving turn Smarmy Coworker posted:jerkin it did it already but 1. only makes you feel lonelier when its over 2. when you come you're done and the porn is still running and you watch it and you hate yourself 3. seriously 3.5Ga of life and the end result is you pulling your pecker to anime tentacle sibling rape. its loving lamentable. The Protagonist posted:he did that one already keep up... 1. makes you a terrible person by default. 2. usually stems from self-loathing, watching others fail the same way you have a million times before. so transparent. 3. no english word for it yet. i dont like loving kraut-speak. Splurgerwitzl posted:I smoked marijuana cigarettes and now I am a sociopath. 1. told you so 2. you're being sarcastic but youre not doing it well, just like most people dont do anything well. 3. you didnt offer me any you dick Smarmy Coworker posted:as if im going to read 3 loving pages wow 1. youre on the path to illiteracy 2. nobody cares that you didnt read something. come back when youve actually accomplished something with your miserable life. 3. some day you will die and your last words will be tl;dr or something and forever and ever you will be not remembered as the man that no one loving cares Mike The Octopus posted:cumming 1. messy 2. ruins socks 3. ruins lives themrguy posted:Happiness. 1. fleeting 2. only makes the pain and suffering you will inevitably face hurt that much more 3. fools paradise. wars are waged, children starve to death, the innocent are slaughtered, and you have the god drat audacity to claim you're happy. GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Vaginas 1. female genital mutilation 2. rape 3. fisting Smarmy Coworker posted:being drunk? 1. drunk driving 2. alcohol poisoning 3. a constant source of anger and violence all around the world
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:59 |
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sleep, unconsciousness.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:10 |
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Lil B
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f_c_ posted:sleep, unconsciousness. 1. one third of your life just gone, wasted 2. bad dreams scare the poo poo out of you, good dreams make reality that much more painful, normal dreams remind you that even in a world of infinite possibilities you're still boring and mediocre 3. choking on your own vomit and dying VisAbsoluta posted:Lil B 1. has a grill 2. is a rapper 3. isnt gay
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:26 |
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Actually I have symptoms of psychosis from excessive marijuana smoking and I ask that you don't kid around with me.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:28 |
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Splurgerwitzl posted:Actually I have symptoms of psychosis from excessive marijuana smoking and I ask that you don't kid around with me. 1. sorry 2. not really sorry 3. plz dont kill me
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:29 |
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crushing my enemies utterly
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:30 |
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The Brown Menace posted:crushing my enemies utterly 1. violence begets violence, you have likely created 10 new foes with each you vanquish 2. does nothing to stop the hidden threats within your realm. the knife that ends your life will likely be in a hand youve taken in friendship a thousand times 3. even the mightiest of emperors are powerless in the face of death, and are doomed to be lost and forgotten in the annals of history. your victories mean less than nothing
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:36 |
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international jewry
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:39 |
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did you already do sex & drugs?
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:41 |
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chili /w beans
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man thats gross posted:1. violence begets violence, you have likely created 10 new foes with each you vanquish 1. good, more enemies = more crushing 2. just only have enemies instead of friends then, see 1. 3. don't care about gay poo poo like the lasting glory of victory or whatever, all i wanna do is crush
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:42 |
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Okay, I'll give you something that's actually true. Playing board games. Not the ones for little children, the ones for manchildren.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:46 |
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not committing suicide.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:48 |
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watching LPs
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Hitler's death
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:49 |
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f_c_ posted:watching LPs def terrible.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:50 |
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It's probably jerking off. Nothing wrong with that.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:54 |
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threads where the dude is gonna post a response to each indiv. poster for some hosed up reason
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:56 |
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nothing brings me more joy than u op
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:59 |
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even with all your lovely flaws you'll always be perfect to me
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 18:01 |
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Throwing bricks at the Moon. And soft purry kittehs.
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Kerbal Space Program
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Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
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My enormous penis
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