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Borommakott posted:My enormous penis 1.Loss of cerebral blood pressure when erect. 2.Gotta buy boxers at Big'n'Tall. 3.Negros gonna beat you for tramplinin on their franchise, beotch zimboe fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Mar 2, 2014 |
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zimboe posted:Throwing bricks at the Moon. And I'll answer my own: 1. waste of perfectly good bricks. 2. brick fall down, strike in head. 3. moon still laughing at me. 1. Boxes of poo poo in my house. 2. Hair everywhere. 3. Can't think of #3.
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putting ketchup on everything
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Null Byte posted:international jewry 1. probs made up 2. hosed up if true 3. israel exists Arnold of Soissons posted:did you already do sex & drugs? sex yes drugs maybe sex and drugs no 1. the calling card of pathetic nostalgic old men. 99% of the time if you hear someone say "sex and drugs" they're 60-year-old former rockers pining for their glory days while browsing amazon for a new colostomy bag. 2. nothing but a distraction from the crushing oppression of life. 3. everyone always thinks cocaine and groupies but somehow forget meth and crack whores Sabel posted:chili /w beans 1. not real chili 2. *fartz* 3. your 88 cent can of beans probably cost someone in another country their life The Brown Menace posted:1. good, more enemies = more crushing you seek to live a life of hollow and meaningless conflict. youre already peak terrible not much i can say here. Mehuyael posted:Okay, I'll give you something that's actually true. Playing board games. 1. as you said, is for manchildren 2. has spawned an entire subculture of spergy buttholes who just fart into each others dicks all day about their favorite tedious and complex $800 14-man 32-hour-long games 3. just another time-wasting distraction taht adds nothing to your life f_c_ posted:not committing suicide. 1. slowly watching your body deteriorate and your friends and family die 2. living through whatever hell it is that made you think of suicide to begin with 3. kurt cobain vs. keith richards f_c_ posted:watching LPs 1. literally the laziest thing possible. you're wasting your time watching someone else waste their time because you're too lazy to even play god drat video games. consider suicide. 2. LPs are made mostly by creepy shut-in pedophiles and insufferable poo poo-lord whiny-bitch attention whores 3. seriously you're watching other ppl play video games just loving kill yourself Toad on a Hat posted:Hitler's death 1. no more of hitlers art 2. his dog was probably pretty sad 3. we did not get a chance to bring him to justice in court Robokomodo posted:It's probably jerking off. Nothing wrong with that. covered that already Cucking Mama posted:threads where the dude is gonna post a response to each indiv. poster for some hosed up reason 1. ppl will probably only read the responses to their own posts 2. typically runs out of steam or falls apart within a few days 3. mostly unfunny white noise because of the sheer volume of posting required DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:nothing brings me more joy than u op 1. im mean to ppl for no reason, especially if i care for them 2. i am infinitely critical of the work of others but have done nothing even worth criticizing in return 3. just a terrible person over all, would be one of first to die without societal structure DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:even with all your lovely flaws you'll always be perfect to me zimboe posted:Throwing bricks at the Moon. 1. throw as many bricks as you want, youll never hit your target. the perfect metaphor for life. 2. all cats are just waiting for you to die so they can eat your eyes out of your skull. 3. your time would be better spent throwing bricks at cats. will work on some more later
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hahahahaha MTG, your near to as bitter and evil as I'm.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Kerbal Space Program 1. lovely graphics 2. makes you think you're smarter than you are 3. will easily consume 3-4 hours of your life at a time. its stealing your life. VisAbsoluta posted:Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka 1. $1,000 chair 2. responsible for creating a site which has been the subject of over 12,800 posts. even if i spent every waking moment of my life from now on being productive (i wont), this will still be a black eye on my very existence. 3. banned me once what a jerk Borommakott posted:My enormous penis 1. im sure girls love the discomfort and occasional vaginal tearing you inflict upon them. 2. by some fluke of genetics, one of your organs is slightly larger than average. bra-loving-vo. you're a wonderful person. 3. regardless of length of girth, you are doomed to a future of erectile dysfunction, and a threadbare libido. it will be nothing but a large and wrinkly albatross around your neck. Flagrant Abuse posted:putting ketchup on everything 1. american as gently caress (yes that is terrible) 2. you are Literally A Child 3. there is an almost infinite variety of flavour combinations, or at least so many that even if you ate something new 10 times per day you wouldn't even scratch the surface before you die, and you have decided that this ONE flavour belongs on everything you eat. loving pathetic. zimboe posted:hahahahaha 1. wow look at we two breathtaking specimens of the human race. our parents would be so proud. 2. no matter how bitter you think you are, the world is such an unfathomably lovely place for so many people that youre not even loving close to as bitter as you would be if your little pea brain could even begin to comprehend the sheer magnitude of the terribleness of it all. that goes for me too 3. goku
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wow op you're a real dick
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the smile of a pretty woman directed at me
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man thats gross posted:1. as you said, is for manchildren But that's what I like about them.
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circ dick soleil posted:wow op you're a real dick 1. im pretty sure im actually just a realist, but who loving knows, maybe im just a star of anger and sadness just radiating bad vibes, but im p. sure everything is terrible if you think about it even a little 2. yes, i am 3. gently caress you too buddy Police Automaton posted:the smile of a pretty woman directed at me 1. shes probably looking at someone behind you 2. shes probably just being friendly and youre going to glom onto her like a pathetic turd 3. beauty fades, people grow old, and die Mehuyael posted:But that's what I like about them. then the answer is 1. you 2. you 3. you
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masturbation
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any music that isn't country or rap
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man thats gross posted:1. no more of hitlers art well played
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man thats gross posted:then the answer is So basically you're telling me to love myself? Sage advice.
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ethanol posted:masturbation done this like twice already circ dick soleil posted:any music that isn't country or rap 1. white power music 2. justin bieber 3. no southern twang, no ghetto bliss Mehuyael posted:So basically you're telling me to love myself? Sage advice. no youre terrible x3
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man thats gross you have grown bitter since the days of the byob
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man thats gross posted:there are no rules, everything is terrible and i can tell you why I like Ralp, the administrator of the Something Awful Forums.
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Police Automaton posted:man thats gross you have grown bitter since the days of the byob no yeah i was p bitter then too its just a lot more dense itt Lumpy the Cook posted:I like Ralp, the administrator of the Something Awful Forums. 1. fyad is loving terrible 2. mod of gas chamber, basically runs hell, is satan 3. is a moderator of an internet forum
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man thats gross posted:no youre terrible x3 The truth hurts.
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sex with OP's sister.
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i enjoy not being a moderator of the something awful forums
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Machai posted:sex with OP's sister. already done crowfeathers posted:i enjoy not being a moderator of the something awful forums 1. no power over the goons 2. enjoying a negative is dumb and easy. i enjoy not having my dick blown off by a grenade. i enjoy not being swallowed by a black hole. its dumb. 3. apparently there is nothing in your life that actually brings you joy, only an absence of things that bring you misery. this is perhaps a fate worse than death.
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I enjoy linear and cyclotronic methods of particle acceleration to undulate electrons to produce laser light of varying spectrum okay op, try and say anything that doesn't make you look dumb
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civilization
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rcman50166 posted:I enjoy linear and cyclotronic methods of particle acceleration to undulate electrons to produce laser light of varying spectrum you enjoy being a big know-it-all fag i think
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the hit tv show archer, which airs tonight
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pizza and beer
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tits
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orgasms
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homosexuality
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Vaporizing marijuana in responsible moderation
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rcman50166 posted:I enjoy linear and cyclotronic methods of particle acceleration to undulate electrons to produce laser light of varying spectrum 1. two seconds on google tells me that all you did was read wiki for a minute then post the two types of oscillating field particle accelerators, which tells me you're probably just another layman like myself trying to sound smarter than you really are. 2. $9B for a place for scientist to shoot lasers up their butts, 4,100 children will starve to death today 3. what if they make a black hole and it sucks the earth into death. makes u think. . . . . butplug accident posted:civilization 1. the sweat shop 2. reality television 3. neo-liberalism gently caress the ROW posted:the hit tv show archer, which airs tonight 1. full of dumb in-joke memes that nerds will repeat at one another endlessly under the delusion that they are witty or funny at all 2. a cartoon, therefore for children 3. everything on television is a waste of time and awful Megadyptes posted:tits 1. makes men into goober-eyed retards. 2014 and we still drool all over our own dicks at the sight of a likely excellent source of nourishment for our future offspring. lamentable. 2. the shame and self-consciousness women must endure when their breasts arent perfect. too big or too small and they are the subject of ridicule or derision. shameful. 3. tittyfucking is so stupid. its such a clumbsy retard dumbass thing to do. only a fucktard man could ever want something so idiot. FartRomancer.EXE posted:orgasms 1. persistent genital arousal disorder 2. such a mess, whos gonna clean this up? 3. we spend so much energy and time trying to release juuust the right chemicals from our brain. motherfuckers will hold a knife to your throat just to achieve an orgasm. corn in the bible posted:homosexuality 1. a meaningless label, sexuality is a continuum 2. will and grace was a terrible show for idiots 3. killed freddie mercury, rip, pbuh The Kraken posted:Vaporizing marijuana in responsible moderation 1. responsibility is for the boring 2. moderation is for pussies 3. vaporizers are stupid and expensive and just another toy for the upper-class underachieving pot-head fucklords of the world
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these things (without ketchup)
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1 forums account 2 plat 3 archives
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Flagrant Abuse posted:these things 1. more mass-produced crap created by gently caress you executives in a suck my dick boardroom 2. will never taste as good as it makes you think it will 3. will leave you feeling empty inside, despite your fat loving guts Double Muhammad posted:1 forums account 1. lets you post 2. lets goons talk to you 3. a history of retards
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man thats gross posted:1. two seconds on google tells me that all you did was read wiki for a minute then post the two types of oscillating field particle accelerators, which tells me you're probably just another layman like myself trying to sound smarter than you really are. Nope, I did extensive research on the topic in 2007 and won $2000 for the study and report. so let's see 1. You look dumb 2. You look dumb 3. You look dumb
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rcman50166 posted:Nope, I did extensive research on the topic in 2007 and won $2000 for the study and report. so let's see look at this homo dork who thinks anyone gives a poo poo
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rcman50166 posted:Nope, I did extensive research on the topic in 2007 and won $2000 for the study and report. so let's see wow i and everyone reading this are all super impressed with how smart you are and not the least bit convinced that you are a smarmy rear end in a top hat who will never find happiness in another human being because you see other human beings as little more than 7 billion opportunities to demonstrate how much better and smarter you are than everyone
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man thats gross posted:wow i and everyone reading this are all super impressed with how smart you are and not the least bit convinced that you are a smarmy rear end in a top hat who will never find happiness in another human being because you see other human beings as little more than 7 billion opportunities to demonstrate how much better and smarter you are than everyone tell me 3 reasons why this post is terrible
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rcman50166 posted:tell me 3 reasons why this post is terrible 1. im probably wrong there is probably someone out there are terrible as you waiting for you 2. im sure the population number i gave is wrong but i cant be asked to look it up atm 3. thats all the rest is 100% accurate and you are awful
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