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Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

clammy posted:

are tehre pokemons in the bibel

Possibly. There's a bunch of creatures mentioned without a lot of detail given

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Maltag
Oct 1, 2007

Twisty of Fate posted:

Possibly. There's a bunch of creatures mentioned without a lot of detail given

the bible backstory is severely lacking

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Maltag posted:

the bible backstory is severely lacking

There's a lot of supplemental material Book of Enoch, Cannanite Regilions, etc

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
bible lore got really lovely when the new testament came out.







thanks to horny rabbit guy

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Twisty of Fate posted:

Possibly. There's a bunch of creatures mentioned without a lot of detail given

for all the hubbub about creating the world there's not a lot of world building tbqh

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Anime Sandwich posted:

bible lore got really lovely when the new testament came out.

look at this loving jew here

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Swimp
Mar 27, 2006
dear twisty,

i think the devil is better than jesus.

love,

swimp

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Swimp posted:

dear twisty,

i think the devil is better than jesus.

love,

swimp

I would like you to elaborate as to why, Swimp. It is very troubling to me, on a personal level.

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
twisty is your set of beliefs roman-catholic or protestant?

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Swimp
Mar 27, 2006

Twisty of Fate posted:

I would like you to elaborate as to why, Swimp. It is very troubling to me, on a personal level.

idk. he just is cooler.

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Is it fascism yet posted:

twisty is your set of beliefs roman-catholic or protestant?

Protest Ant

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Swimp posted:

idk. he just is cooler.

What could be cooler then a everlasting love from the creator of all things

GranadaReport
Oct 20, 2012

clammy posted:

are tehre pokemons in the bibel

I think some of the newer ones are in revelations

Swimp
Mar 27, 2006

Twisty of Fate posted:

What could be cooler then a everlasting love from the creator of all things

carnal pleasure and delight

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

that's the wrong branch of christianity

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niebezimienny
Dec 29, 2008

Twisty of Fate posted:

What could be cooler then a everlasting love from the creator of all things

a chance to meet hitler??

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

move thread to BYOB.

Scott Vegeta
Jul 24, 2001

roh roh pk fiyah

Twisty of Fate posted:

What could be cooler then a everlasting love from the creator of all things

friend of the family genocide

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Swimp posted:

carnal pleasure and delight

It may fulfill the desires of the flesh, but you starve your soul.

Swimp
Mar 27, 2006

Twisty of Fate posted:

It may fulfill the desires of the flesh, but you starve your soul.

my what now?

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Swimp posted:

my what now?

Your gay. Haha, all joking aside, your immortal soul that will live in heaven or hell after you die

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again

Twisty of Fate posted:

Your gay. Haha, all joking aside, your immortal soul that will live in heaven or hell after you die

hell isnt real.







thanks to horny rabbit guy

Swimp
Mar 27, 2006

Twisty of Fate posted:

Your gay. Haha, all joking aside, your immortal soul that will live in heaven or hell after you die

oh ya, that thing? that is gay.

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Anime Sandwich posted:

hell isnt real.

It's

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo







thanks to horny rabbit guy

Koos Group
Mar 6, 2013
I like God better than the devil, because He seems to be a better person.

Happy Fun Bollocks
Aug 4, 2007

by Ion Helmet
i like tumblr better than fyad, because tumblr has more cute girls, and more humor

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SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Anime Sandwich posted:

hell isnt real.

Jesus is real

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

god is supposed to be way more powerful than the devil but there's a lot more evil than good on earth so im pretty sure the devil is winning this chess game

the end of days sounds basically like god flipping the board over in a huff

1011010100101
Oct 1, 2013




You're allowed to post outside of fyad now

transnistria
Oct 20, 2008

ABOUT DRUGS posted:

god is supposed to be way more powerful than the devil but there's a lot more evil than good on earth so im pretty sure the devil is winning this chess game

the end of days sounds basically like god flipping the board over in a huff

all of those things are incorrect

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

are you going to post in any threads you didn't make before your tenure expires, SMg? Peace. -g0m

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010


we're living in it


This sig under renovation

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

no they will not posted:

are you going to post in any threads you didn't make before your tenure expires, SMg? Peace. -g0m

2 out of 3 threads I've authored & posted in are gold, giving me a perfect 66.6̅ percentage.

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Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Robot monster man, what are your thoughts on Christianity and other Regilions

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

twisty you know stuff about church why was ot god such a dick and nt god/jesus so nice

was it life changes due to baby

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Twisty of Fate posted:

Robot monster man, what are your thoughts on Christianity and other Regilions

Have you seen the movie Prometheus (2012)? Basically that.

Koos Group
Mar 6, 2013
The black goo represents the final excess in the quest for jouissance, produced when symbolic knowledge becomes by itself becomes insufficient, and the Real makes itself known. - A fag.

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Happy Fun Bollocks
Aug 4, 2007

by Ion Helmet

El Kooserino posted:

The black goo represents the final excess in the quest for jouissance, produced when symbolic knowledge becomes by itself becomes insufficient, and the Real makes itself known. - A fag.

koos is the subject who knows. koos is the subject who kooses. koos is.

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