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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

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G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW






Machai
Feb 21, 2013


:thumbsup:






Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

evil spiff posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU

duckfarts posted:

there's other ways of telling time:ssh:

If you're going by the position of the hands it's either 6:15:45 or 6:45:15. You know, the short one points at the hour.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I believe it's a sundial joke; they are saying our Lord and Saviour had an erection after His crucifixion and they are telling time by the shadow of His wang. Now please continue to post comics, friends.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

I'm nominating this for the Something Awful calendar.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

man how do you gently caress up painting over it in white so badly

check your calibration bro

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007


I thought the melting clocks was Dali

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

AE-35 Unit posted:

I thought the melting clocks was Dali

you are correct, sir

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

Goon does not understand art, news at 11.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

AE-35 Unit posted:

I thought the melting clocks was Dali

This cognitive dissonance is what The New Yorker considers a dangerously clever joke. Somewhere monocles are dropping into flat, horrible pizza slices in shock.

Also I offer up these iterations:


Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

HUG ME FOREVER posted:

Goon does not understand art, news at 11.

sorry, i'm tired.

let's pretend Lydia's husband is an idiot.

revised version (I only have Paint)

Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Mar 6, 2014

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
More images for the fire. I tacked in some SA references, too.






Goodnight, folks!

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue


Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013


someone who is not a morning person.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

pathetic little tramp posted:

man how do you gently caress up painting over it in white so badly

check your calibration bro

gently caress

at the bottom of my screen it's white and at the top it's pink

ah whatever the joke still works

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007


:eyepop:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Nuanced approach, indeed

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord


Ripped from the headlines

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Vastarien posted:



Ripped from the headlines

!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Vastarien posted:



Ripped from the headlines

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm not too familiar with the New Yorker aside from that Obama cover.









Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Vastarien posted:



Ripped from the headlines

you rascal

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Well I got a complaint, this cartoon stinks.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

:eyepop:

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.











Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


Hooooooooooooly poo poo.

Jingai Jigokumoto
Feb 8, 2013

by XyloJW



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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

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