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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




The man literally channels Tom Clancy.

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drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Derek Dominoe posted:

Val Kilmer's magnum opus. I unironically loved this movie growing up. William Atherton was awesome at playing total dicks in every movie. (He was the reporter in Die Hard and the DA in Ghostbusters for those who can't place the name.)

He wasn't a DA he worked at the EPA. That film is responsible for creating more ill-will towards the federal government and environmentalism in my generation than anything else I can think of. Ivan Reitmann might as well have been on the payroll at the Cato Institute.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

orange juche posted:

The man literally channels Tom Clancy.

Except that Dale Brown was actually in the military. He was a navigator on a B-52. Which is why his Gary Sue Protaganist also happens to be a navigator on a B-52

Which has a concorde nose

and air to air missles

and shoots stinger missles from it's rear end.

My favorite dale brown book is when they put air to air missiles on a B2.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

MA-Horus posted:

Except that Dale Brown was actually in the military. He was a navigator on a B-52. Which is why his Gary Sue Protaganist also happens to be a navigator on a B-52

Which has a concorde nose

and air to air missles

and shoots stinger missles from it's rear end.

My favorite dale brown book is when they put air to air missiles on a B2.

The Megafortress owns, I won't hear otherwise.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

iyaayas01 posted:

The Megafortress owns, I won't hear otherwise.

If zoomies get that then I want a Landkreutzer. :colbert:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

MA-Horus posted:

My favorite dale brown book is when they put air to air missiles on a B2.
Didn't one of his books involve the hero dude wearing a suit of powered armor and the main bad guy being a meth head who was molested by his mother? Or am I getting my lovely scifi warporn authors mixed up?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Mad Dragon posted:

Didn't one of his books involve the hero dude wearing a suit of powered armor and the main bad guy being a meth head who was molested by his mother? Or am I getting my lovely scifi warporn authors mixed up?

Nope, that's him. Tin Man was the name of that one.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Yup because one of his other characters is basically Tony Stark minus the arc reactor.

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

My favorite dale Brown is mercenary airforce ala ace combat using B-1Bs with AA and AtG capabilities just making GBS threads on China from Guam, without govt support.

Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys

Helldump Immunity. posted:

This thread makes me want to actually learn how to play AirLand Battle :clint:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I thought this was true to real life.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Suburbia would own so hard if this was a common thing.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Helldump Immunity. posted:

This thread makes me want to actually learn how to play AirLand Battle :clint:

pick up red dragon buddy we're learning it now

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

pick up red dragon buddy we're learning it now

lol okay :)

I'll be down tomorrow.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro
I liked the Dale Brown book with that black stallion spaceplace thing.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Death blossom is a legitimate tactic.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I still play combat mission: beyond overlord.

The first one with the crappy graphics not the new one with the lovely interface.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsLkL8DTHeg

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
What if on the same day that Israel rolls into Gaza, and the day after the U.S. unleashes sanctions on Russia, the Russians shot down a (I'm not loving kidding) malaysian airlines flight that has citizens from pretty much every NATO member onboard.. in Ukraine.

:stare:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

What if c-a-t reeeeeealy spells dog?

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Why did I think palace front-ing into the ANG after separating was a good idea? Whatever, we have plenty of airports over there. It's not like they'll need to build an airbase from scratch in Eastern Europe anytime soon, right?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So if this all lights off into a nuclear war tomorrow, which country do you think would be able to withstand the amazing nuclear bombardment that would be unleashed?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
McMurdo Station Antarctica will last the longest. Though it won't last very long.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What are the odds on ISS crewmembers surviving for a month? Odds on US and Russian crewmembers killing each other?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

orange juche posted:

So if this all lights off into a nuclear war tomorrow, which country do you think would be able to withstand the amazing nuclear bombardment that would be unleashed?

Kinda depends on who has the most robust and proven anti-missile defense, and a population trained and drilled in civil defense maneuvers. To intercept all those MIRVs you'd need practically an entire hemisphere of steel over you, though

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Snowdens Secret posted:

Kinda depends on who has the most robust and proven anti-missile defense, and a population trained and drilled in civil defense maneuvers. To intercept all those MIRVs you'd need practically an entire hemisphere of steel over you, though

So def not the US then :q:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

What are the odds on ISS crewmembers surviving for a month? Odds on US and Russian crewmembers killing each other?

lol man they're so hosed and they're going to die bad. Either starve, dehydrate, run out of air, or open an airlock. None of those are fun ways. Well, running out of air wouldn't be TOO bad.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

gleep gloop posted:

lol man they're so hosed and they're going to die bad. Either starve, dehydrate, run out of air, or open an airlock. None of those are fun ways. Well, running out of air wouldn't be TOO bad.

Pretty sure they would just slowly decrease the oxygen percentage until it is too low to support life, but keep the CO2 scrubbers running because CO2 is what triggers the "Oh poo poo I'm suffocating" response. So they would just slowly drift off to sleep peacefully and never wake up. :unsmith:

edit: assuming, you know, that they don't brutally murder each other first

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Jul 18, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Terrible Robot posted:

Pretty sure they would just slowly decrease the oxygen percentage until it is too low to support life, but keep the CO2 scrubbers running because CO2 is what triggers the "Oh poo poo I'm suffocating" response. So they would just slowly drift off to sleep peacefully and never wake up. :unsmith:

Oxygen deprivation triggers a state of intense euphoria, so you go out feeling like a million bucks.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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actually there would be a shootout between the russians on board and everyone else

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Apollo dudes just said they'd blow the hatch.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Isn't dying in a vacuum a pretty rough way to go?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

gleep gloop posted:

Isn't dying in a vacuum a pretty rough way to go?

totalrecalleyepop.gif

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Snowdens Secret posted:

totalrecalleyepop.gif

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



gleep gloop posted:

Isn't dying in a vacuum a pretty rough way to go?

As long as you don't try to hold your breath, you pass out pretty quickly and just die.

http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/970603.html

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


we should drop :30bux: on this already

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

gleep gloop posted:

Isn't dying in a vacuum a pretty rough way to go?

Probably better than slowly starving to death in a aluminum tube 200 miles above the planet after having a front row seat to everything you know and love being turned to ash.

gently caress that would be awesome as poo poo to watch from the ISS.

Personally in their position I'd watch the fireworks then just put on ye olde space suit and go for a really long spacewalk Gravity style

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

we should drop :30bux: on this already

I tried to cut it down for the ultra restrictive smiley size in the buy a smiley thing, and it looked like absolute trash. Might have to see if we can get it handwaved in as a slightly large smiley.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



orange juche posted:

I tried to cut it down for the ultra restrictive smiley size in the buy a smiley thing, and it looked like absolute trash. Might have to see if we can get it handwaved in as a slightly large smiley.

I'll ask in the mod forum.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Please get it approved, just to offend all the crybabies.

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