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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
You know I like? The current events thread. We have a lot of high-information posts that dispels some of the bullshit going on in the world.

You know what I like less? The "what if <IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION> that causes us to <THING NO RATIONAL ACTOR WOULD DO>, how would we <STUPID BULLSHIT MACGUFFIN>?"

Post those in this thread.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

gleep gloop posted:

Then we will need the F35.

With GroverLasers(tm)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

And nothing of value was lost.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

hey guys, if i enlist in united states of america army as a special forces ranger, what are my chances of getting to shoot slavs and browns like? cus i just watched the film black hawk down and felt i really connected with blackburn, though i think i have enough natural skill to not fall out of a helicopter

they recruit out of boot camp so you will have to show you are high speed enough to make the cut to your dril sgt so he can put you in the special training

volunteer to be a cook, thats the secret signal

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Snowdens Secret posted:

When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?

Isn't poutine Canadian?

Also bagged milk.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

MancXVI posted:

the traditional canadian meal is kraft dinner and beer, so like 90% of the forums says that every night

kraft dinner = kraft mac and cheese

as a michigander i'm a natural american to canadian translator

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mad Dragon posted:

CHEESE AND MACARONI

trap sprung

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

genderstomper58 posted:

IM FUCKIN SERIOUS BROS SOMEONE HIJACKED THAT GOD drat PLANE AND ITS SOMEWHERE HIDING MAN IM NOT EVEN FUCKIN JOKING OK

feels good to finally get that out

does this make me a conspiracy guy or not idk

That whole story is weird.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
My favorite theory is that it was a hijacking where the hijacker tried to incapacitate the passengers by loving with the cabin pressure, hosed it up and they all passed out while the plane ran out of gas and crashed.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

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gleep gloop posted:

ALLAH ACKBAR *Oxygen, Oxygen* ALLAH ACKBAR *Oxygen, Oxygen* ALL...All...phew...

Legit laughing at this.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Snowdens Secret posted:

Kinda depends on who has the most robust and proven anti-missile defense, and a population trained and drilled in civil defense maneuvers. To intercept all those MIRVs you'd need practically an entire hemisphere of steel over you, though

Of loving course the Jews would survive.

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