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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
hey guys, if i enlist in united states of america army as a special forces ranger, what are my chances of getting to shoot slavs and browns like? cus i just watched the film black hawk down and felt i really connected with blackburn, though i think i have enough natural skill to not fall out of a helicopter

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
guys pls dont mock my ambition, i have been training my whole life for this. My mom just got my call of duty ghosts so i feel ill be on a tier 2 operating level prior to even meps.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Cole posted:

look man. i understand the sarcasm these guys are giving you. i'll be real though.

if you haven't played black ops 2 you just aren't ready.

but ghosts gave me that astornaut skillset which i feel could be highly useful for any future space ops i might conduct as an oeprator as well as tuaght me anti-south american warfare which will be useful for guaranteed anti-cartel special operations

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Mad Dragon posted:

If you want to fight in space, join the Space Marines.

i dont feel im ready for marsoc yet like i need to get all the jargon down for when im oscar mike down range noscoping russians in warsaw

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Go Air Force

Join Phoenix Raven

here, i got a ~leaked~ training video for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_kPxjgzuEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUwM_bdhXL4

18 DAYS OF INTENSE TRAINING

tjhank you friend i have enlisted in the AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
i am a professional special forces marsoc marine and the one who killed osama

ama

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Reverand maynard posted:

obv he's a german shephard that was part of the raid, idiot

im a stone cold killa with a mohawk. on the left side of my head it says "stone", on the right is "cold" and on my forehead i have "killa". on the back of my head it says steve austin because i embrace my bootstraps american warrior heritage ooah

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Snowdens Secret posted:

Wouldn't that read 'Stone Killa Cold'?

No, but if you're a dumbo and read it that way it is still acceptable as God Almighty has given me the greatest gift in fighting terror abroad: killa colds to combat the unvac'd heathens.

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
You see, I am also a biologically engineered human sent back in time by biotech megacorp, the Illaria Corp., to ensure Tom Clancy's vision of an American dominated Earth based on Strong Christian Values :911:

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