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RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

One of my guy friends who was trying to quit a pretty unhealthy internet porn and masturbation habit would make himself do 50 pushups every time he felt like rubbing one out.

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RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

I got invited to one of those Pure Romance parties. I'm looking at their online catalog. All their lubes and creams have glycerin in them, so that's out. The only thing that I might consider is some of the pelvic floor exercisers, nothing else really stands out.

Does anybody have experience with the brand? Is there something that's really worthwhile? The impression I get is that it's just a fairly standard selection of sex toys and I'm better off just hitting up the cheese tray at this party and then ordering something from Good Vibrations instead.

RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

Skutter posted:

I think you nailed it on the head. These are parties for women who would never stoop so low as to go to a sex shop for sex toys. It's like any other [brand name] party, you're paying a premium for the atmosphere or something. Just go and enjoy yourself, and then buy something better and cheaper on Amazon.

The other guests are all ladies from my sister's church, so that'll be interesting.

My husband informs me that he definitely does not want a glow in the dark masturbation sleeve. Unfortunately they're a little too expensive to buy him one as a joke. There are cheaper ways to get glared at for a week.

RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

necrobobsledder posted:

There's a selection of penis pens and pencils if you want to spend a few bucks on a pencil with a penis eraser end. Nothing worthwhile if you've already gotten some of these things before though, it's all straight out of the noobie pool of toys.

I think you're thinking of a different company, Pure Romance is way too pretentious and "classy" to have penis pens. They actually do have some more "advanced" stuff, but I've definitely seen equivalent toys and accessories much cheaper. And you don't have to order them from your sister's church friend. Give me my discreet brown wrapper.

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