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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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redreader posted:

I can't remember where I read it, but I read someone somewhere on the internet saying that people on those sets generally leave their socks on because the sets are gross. One time the person also left their shoes on because there was broken glass on the floor. I have no idea how accurate this is these days, I read that years ago.

Maybe that was true a while ago, but all of the pro porn I've ever seen involve people loving in what look like spotless million-dollar mansions.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Kink questions are allowed here, yeah. The title refers to one specific incident. Don't mind it.

Anne Whateley posted:

that's how the last thread went down in flames (also not a good fetish).

It went down in flames because it was a very blatant troll post from a FYAD poster and goons just couldn't resist taking the bait because they're loving goons.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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SALT CURES HAM posted:

You know, my first thought was that they might not be 100% cool with me responding to a flowery, vivid description of how badly they want to be hosed in the fitting room of the clothes store they're currently in with a pic of my dong, but I couldn't come up with anything so I pretty much just said gently caress it and took your advice and holy poo poo that actually worked :stare:

e: jesus I am lucky now that I think about it.

Cool man. My girlfriend sends me nude photos sometimes too. I thought I was the only one!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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hoobajoo posted:

To add to that, use a silicone lube. Silicone lasts a lot longer than water based, and is more silky feeling. It can't be used with other silicone-type toys, making metal or glass toys preferable. My preferred brand is JO, and they have a formula for butt stuff.

We used silicone lube for a while and got frustrated with it because it is drat near impossible to clean...

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Geoj posted:

Not everyone is poly or involved in casual relationships...?

Where was this implied, exactly? :confused:

Geoj posted:

"because I believe you are loving a bunch of whores behind my back."

I hope your wife is more mature than you.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Geoj posted:

How many long-term single partner couples do you know of who routinely take STD tests, or take them at all?

None of these posts were referring specifically to long-term single-partner couples. They were referring to new sexual relationships. Nobody was talking about taking STD tests on a regular basis while in a long-term relationship either.

Did we hit a nerve or something? :psyduck:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Liquid Communism posted:

Trauma shears are nice because they'll cut pretty much anything, and are very, very safe for cutting right against skin to get tightly wrapped things off right loving now if something goes wrong. They're not much more expensive than a pair of regular scissors, so they're nice to have around as a just in case.

I think what they meant is that it will probably take longer to cut off Velcro cuffs than it would to just rip them open as designed.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Bum the Sad posted:

You've got a chick staring intently and hungrily at your dick and gently massaging the ring of the condom down your shaft with her hands so she can get hosed by it.

God drat it we really need an extension on thread title character length.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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LingcodKilla posted:

I'm saying it's hard for a layman to prove compared to a man orgasming. I'm sure a scientist in a lab with all sorts of sensors could prove it for an individual woman.

Hahah oh my god

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Zero VGS posted:

He has stress/anxiety from work.

He works 12 hours a day

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure you just identified his problem.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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bowmore posted:

I used one last night and my partner said it felt like I was going down on her while we were loving, what we didn't realise until we started using it the other side went over her butt. It kept me slightly harder but otherwise didn't notice it while I was using it apart from the extra impact it was having on my partner!



They look like something out of Alien Beetlejuice.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Sex Questions Megathread III: It's like a battering ram knocking on my hermetically sealed shame basket

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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beanbrew posted:

And anuses.

You could have said "assholes" but you took the joke in an unfunny direction instead. Well done!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Anne Whateley posted:

Homo sapiens has been having hairy sex for hundreds of thousands of years, and waxing universally for only like 15 years. Her hair is not breaking your dick.

People have been shaving their genitals for a long, long rear end time. Not disagreeing with you, but bald nethers was common practice of many cultures for thousands of years.

Before then, though? Yeah, bumping 'fros for several hundreds of millennia.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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AlistairCookie posted:

But after Number Two, it was kind of like "the hormones are happening, I'm just going to take a quick shower and let it all out; alles gutte" in response to the tears. It's normal, and it's all good. It passes.

Yeah I agree sex is pretty good after a good dump

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I know it's not exactly what you were asking, but:

89 posted:

first date

weren't using condoms

This was incredibly dumb.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Once again in typical sex thread fashion none of you are able to identify a gimmick/troll and fail to completely ignore them :allears:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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89 posted:

I'm dating a girl right now and she's on birth control. She never misses a pill and is very adamant about staying on top of it. She says she's more worried about getting pregnant than I am. I always use the pull out method (I've tried different kind of condoms countless times and can't maintain an erection with them). She says that it would be fine to ejaculate in her and she's not worried about it. I've talked to a couple of friends and from their experiences they also back that statement up. That as long as the girl doesn't miss a pill, cream pie away.

Sex thread, input? Can I really trust birth control?

You ejaculating inside while she's using birth control responsibly (which she is) comes with a way smaller risk of pregnancy than the pull-out method with no birth control.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Travis343 posted:

what the gently caress happened to erika moen jesus Goddamn gently caress.

And here I thought the comic on straight up furryism was weird enough.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Also many (most?) people who carry the virus are totally asymptomatic. I most certainly have it if not only because my mother gets cold sores regularly and I never had a sore in my life.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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"I saw, I conquered, I came" :pervert:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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monkeytennis posted:

I'm already pretty healthy I think. I don't eat or drink a lot of crap. Just pondering whether the extra calories and potential dental carnage from drinking acidic pineapple juice is a reasonable risk just to make things more interesting for the Mrs while she's doing her duty.

Worth a try by the sounds of it though, I'd better get chugging, and then, so can she! :gizz:

:ssh: It might be worth her while to know the effect works both ways.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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EB Nulshit posted:

pineapple juice into your dick makes your saliva taste fruity?

Of course not you dummy.

It makes pineapple taste like semen.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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screamname posted:

Question, do all guys think their penises are bigger than they actually are?
Anyone else find it uber awkward when their partner mentions how big it is and you're just like "I mean it's not SMALL" but you just don't say anything and hide your face away?

I've heard stories of girls telling their boyfriends that they're huge and it always turns out awkward.

Those women then get confused because they think guys like hearing it. The reason it turns out this way is probably because dudes know exactly how big their dicks are, and someone trying to embellish their sizes comes across as disingenuous.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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bobula posted:

Butt stuff is... Interesting.

:agreed:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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One time my college roommates threw a party and at some point someone shot a rope of spooge on our toilet that just dangled from the raised lid all night.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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The proper term is actually "vagazzle"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Techno Remix posted:

Sorry to break into condom chat but I was wondering if anyone had any advice (or if it's even possible) to shorten my refractory period? Maybe I just feel like I'm slowing down but I used to be able to go again in fairly short order and it seems like I just need more and more time between sessions. Is that even possible or is this just a side effect of getting older? (I'm 30 if that matters)

Have you tried powdered rhino horn?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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hoobajoo posted:

AAH! gently caress NO. NO. NONONONO.

Jesus dude I assume they mean the blower is nibbling a little, not chomping down like it's a ballpark frank.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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you need one of these: http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Chokebot

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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hoobajoo posted:

Like, what would even be the problem?

I'm gonna go with "a baby."

Not saying it's a rational fear if you're using BC responsibly, but it's probably what's going through their heads.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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KillHour posted:

Is it bad if I go into New Year's sober hoping to go home with someone and leave drunk and alone? Because that's probably what will happen.

:smith:

Tell people about your audio setup. That should convince them to go home with you.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Sage Grimm posted:

sound advice

:golfclap:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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LingcodKilla posted:

The most vocalizing I do during sex is generally farting.

I hate that.

You fart with your vocal cords?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Cuckoo posted:

Dicks don't cause full-on strep though, obviously.

Maybe unless the dicks have strep infections. It happened to me a couple of years ago. Doc said it was either strep or yeast and gave a combination antibiotic/antifungal, but it didn't smell like yeast so I assumed it was strep.

Not saying you sucked a strep dick halenaw. I hope you wouldn't anyway because they look pretty nasty. Is your throat just sore, or did you actually get diagnosed with a strep infection following a swab?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Sex Questions Megathread: just gently caress a lot

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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strangemusic posted:

"World 8" is my new favorite euphemism for orgasm.

Mine is "the sewer level"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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MOVIE MAJICK posted:

What is the name of the position that allows you to have sex even if you are both obese?

The Bow-Tied Frog.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Sex Questions Megathread: Gun Oil has saved my hole.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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KillHour posted:

That video reminded me why I don't read Youtube comments.


:catstare:

Well that post took an odd turn.

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