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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Sex Questions Megathread: I got herpes from my grandma
 
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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

 If it doesn't smell like pee it isn't pee?

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

 Conditioner? Merkin?

Can the word 'sexytime' go away?

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

 I'll say it was aggravating.

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Gravel Gravy posted:

Xena Chokehimoff?

The real character's already called Xenia Onatopp...

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Ramagamma posted:

Hey Sex thread.

Interesting to read about all the birth control choices on offer, my girlfriend has been using an implant in her arm, I believe it's called Impalon or Nepalon or something similar. She's had zero issues with it, this is her second implant and 4 years later we aren't parents yet and I just wondered why more people don't use these implants and if they don't what reasons/negatives/downfalls come with them?

My partner had one and it made her constantly so, so furious and unable to be physically touched in any way, at all, ever. She took a lot of it out on me because she knew it was safe to. It wasn't a good scene at all. Once it was out, she was back to her wonderful sweetheart self within about a week.

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

DrNewton posted:

I would slap the men I am with if he tried to pull that crap on me. Then again I am stressed out af and have no sense of humor.

Maybe work on that and try not to hit anyone in the meantime?

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

 Liquid Silk is good.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Sex Questions Megathread: I got herpes from my grandma