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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Sex Questions Megathread: I got herpes from my grandma
 
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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Masonity posted:

Wow. If tongues are slimy and gross, what are genitals?
Bone dry, thanks to the no-kissing rule.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Atlas Hugged posted:

Whatever happened to saying "hanky panky"?
America lost its innocence after Vietnam.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Shine posted:

You stop counting because you're not 17 anymore.
Reading his other posts, I'm not certain this is the case.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Wizard Master posted:

HI I 33 yrs old. i have geeting problem about sexually. i am very very week in sex. even sometimes my penis cannot stand. what is the sulotion may i know please.
See a doctor or a priest.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Turtlicious posted:

If someone gets offended in my opinion it's because they have something to hide.
With all the stigma that surrounds sexually-transmitted diseases, I think people would have a lot more reasons to be offended.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

neongrey posted:

Insofar as that's the only safe way to use one-- if you're not allergic to the material, yes.

I'd still avoid them because you still need to make sure they don't get too warm, it is possible to get an allergic reaction just from handling them (which is not extremely common-- never happened to me-- but common enough to not downplay), and the material will degrade after about a year.

I know shelf life seems like a strange thing to be concerned with as far as a sex toy goes, but you'll end up spending more on replacements in the long run.
Can confirm this. I bought a cheap jelly toy for my girlfriend to use with a condom to see if she liked the style. It melted and stained everything it touched.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Sex Questions Megathread IV: It melted and stained everything it touched
Do you really think your mom would want us naming the thread after her?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ottoman posted:

How the hell did it melt?! :psyduck: I have a jelly one and it feels really great. (I always use a condom over it.)
No idea! It just did!

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 Note: That does not mean the base is made out of a signal flare.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 Plastic wrap is actually pretty controversial, when it comes to whether or not it will block transmission of STDs: This is pretty thorough.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Kimmalah posted:

I doubt they mean for you to actually use a grapefruit, I think that's mostly intended to get the motion down which is the important part.
Actually, no. The grapefruit is essential.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Donald Kimball posted:

How can I learn to enjoy being dominant in bed? Should I just look at that type of porn? Am I forever doomed to be sexually submissive?
Say mean things to yourself in the mirror.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 You know why I like this thread? It will engage any post in good faith.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 I too hope and pray for Turtlicious and his extremely real problems.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

KillHour posted:

The problem is that she's extremely... submissive in bed. I'm "running the show," as it were.
Yeah, inflatable dolls tend to be.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 I know everyone's first time is memorable, but that's an old joke.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 The FDA is planning to re-examine Essure devices after receiving a lot of complaints.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Sex Questions Megathread: I got herpes from my grandma