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Geoj posted:The TL;DR is some troll from FYAD started posting about having a slave/master relationship with his black girlfriend and it just kind of snowballed from there, with goons not being able to resist feeding the troll and the troll piling on increasingly offensive acts that he did with his "girlfriend." And the kink thread getting closed by another troll who asked for all the humiliation goons could muster, and then goons not being able to stop feeding the troll and fighting with each other. Speaking of which, I can't quite get the lady to watch porn with me to show her what I am into, are there any good S&M primer books out there?
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Anne Whateley posted:If she isn't even comfortable watching porn, having her fill out workbooks so she can learn to fulfill each one of her boyfriend's fantasies is probably not the thing. If you've talked about it and she won't even watch porn with it, it's a pretty safe bet she isn't into it. We definitely have talked about it and she is up for trying it, she just isn't comfortable with porn in general. I have tried explaining what I'm looking for to her, but as you can tell, I'm not the best at communication and am looking for help with a sex thing that requires a lot of good communication. Seeing it made the most sense to me, but since she's not that comfortable with watching other people, I'm trying to find another way to convey that information loki k zen posted:I dunno about books but I find The Pervocracy to be a pretty good woman-friendly kink site. Ok, I'll definitely check it out, I'm talking femdom stuff specifically, but S&M in general, since she likes some power play in the other direction. And we haven't, I've actually never heard of a kink worksheet before
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Fortunately, she's already read all of the 50 Shades books, and if I recall correctly a few months afterwards was about when she started to talk about power play, so erotica might actually help here. Oh, those worksheets are a predone want/will/won't list
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May 3, 2014 19:15
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Scald posted:I'm pretty sure normal shampoo and conditioner would work just as good on your pubic hair as it would anywhere else. I used to use that to soften my beard, so it should work fine
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May 9, 2014 15:41
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Silicone toys are ok to use with oil based lube, right?
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Jun 12, 2014 06:56
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I was swimming in Lake Michigan this weekend and I don't know if I didn't wash well enough afterwards or what, but I got jock rot for the first time since I was 14. How do I get rid of that awful itch?
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Electric Bugaloo posted:Are there any risks to going down on a girl with a minor upper UTI/bladder infection? I'm a dude, if that matters. Besides a bad taste and the possibility of introducing microbes into the area, I wouldn't be too worried if she showers after and your mouth is relatively clean quote:If you're referring to jock itch, then a topical OTC antifungal should make short work of it. I'm pretty sure they make crotch-specific stuff for dudes but I don't know for sure since I haven't had jock itch since middle school. Yeah, me either, and the last time I cleared it up, I was dumb enough to rub my sack with isopropyl every time I showered for a week and that is a profoundly bad feeling I don't want to have again. Heading to the pharmacy
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I can read The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Aug 20, 2014 |
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I think that s/he meant that the boyfriend would put anything into the goon's butt unless drunk. Or at least I hope so...
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Aug 29, 2014 17:43
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Try a spooning sex position, her laying on her side is about as relaxed as the muscles will get
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strangemusic posted:Keeping it 100 percent real, this is actually a thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex I had a buddy who did that with his girlfriend. Only he was 400 lbs and she was 320 lbs so penetrative sex wasn't really going to work for them without a ton of effort
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Kimmalah posted:A more direct analogy would be like expecting a guy to orgasm without him or his partner ever actually touching his penis in any way, since the two body parts are analogous to each other. The clitoris is significantly larger and has more sensitive area than we're taught, it's actually wishbone shaped and mostly under the surface of the skin. Its more akin to just rubbing the shaft and not touching the head at all. It'll feel good and you'll get some people off, but most will need significantly more stimulation than that
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Mans posted:Do people really think this is true? While not as hard as they make it sound, it is significantly more difficult than getting a man off. Or at least less straight forward
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Oh God, shut up you idiots. Just enjoy sex, it doesn't always have to end in orgasm for either party This stopped being funny 3 days ago
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Soylent Pudding posted:In the interests of moving the thread along, new girl just told me she has a fantasy about having sex while being picked up and pinned against the wall. I'm in pretty decent shape but this seems difficult to achieve for any length of time. Anyone have advice or should I go over to YLLS for more advice on my deadlift form? What's the height difference between the two of you?
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Turtlicious posted:Yeah, but it's a kink thing so we're not allowed to talk about it. He just wanted to see her smile again 
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Hormones too, my lady tastes a little more sour and more bitter a week or so before her period. Something like this is a huge mix of factors, if it's bad enough, you might want to have her see a doctor, but other than that, maybe try to get her to eat more Greek yogurt, so you can impact the bacteria living there? There's no real clear answer, unfortunately
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Nov 4, 2014 21:12
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FISHMANPET posted:To be blunt, it smells like bad fish. Does overall levels of body hydration have anything to do with it? She seems to excrete white mucusy stuff more than actual "liquid" (and no, it's no my semen) but I don't know how viscous vaginal fluids are "supposed" to be. Umm....... it might be doctor time. Occasionally having thicker discharge isn't a big deal, but if that is the norm and it has a "low tide" kind of smell, that's probably an infection
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Nov 4, 2014 21:36
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Masonity posted:True of both vaginii and strawberries. Maybe getting crap ones of both. I wouldn't say that vaginas are sweet in the way that honey is, more like they can be sweet in way that lamb is sweet
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Turtlicious posted:TBF when people say sweet, it's because they are retarded and literally don't know how to describe flavors. Well, whatever that subtle.... up flavor is in lamb, that I recognize as a musty sweetness, is how I would describe it. Maybe it's all in my head  How bad of an idea is bikini waxing if you're a very hairy man? I usually just trim, but I can never get everything all the way and the rear end stubble is ridiculously itchy after a day on my feet
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Anne Whateley posted:It's an excellent idea and please take video of your face. Is it going to bleed? 
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Shine posted:Y'all are hella overthinking the act of meeting somebody and then having sex with them. Sex Questions Megathread III- Yes, you are overthinking it
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Zero VGS posted:We both work ~12 hour shifts and indeed I veg out when I'm done too but my junk doesn't get exhausted like the rest of me does. I can certainly see how not everyone is like that though. I have a high sex drive and after 10+ hours on my feet, sex isn't even close to the front of my mind, especially if I have to do it again the next day. Not that I would turn sex down, but I would only initiate every 2nd or 3rd day. I could definitely see someone with a lower sex drive working a precision job for 12 hours a day barely having sex. Maybe a vacation would do you guys good
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Does anyone have any experience with Tickled Kitty products? I had their strawberry flavored lube recommended to me and I'd never heard of them before that
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Seriously. The approach you want to take is "you are broken, let me fix you," which is a good way to make her (rightfully so) defensive and unwilling to work with you on what is actually wrong. Read the books yourself and use that knowledge to work with her at her pace and off of her reactions, if she wants to get to that place with you, she will. The only thing that you can do is be patient, respectful and supportive
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Old Man Pants posted:Honestly, no one should get hung up on the use of a toy by their partner, some women get off penetrative, some clitoral. If you can make your penis vibrate, hats off to you, but I certainly haven't figured out how. A lot of men like their balls touched, but I could never in a million years get off that way. http://www.amazon.com/Vibrating-Replaceable-Battery-Assorted-Colors/dp/B001FVJXNS  At this thread's recommendation, I just picked up the mona 2 for my lady. She is excited to use it and I'm excited to use it on her, hopefully it will be worth the price tag
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While not harmful to wake up the dog, a puppy in its cage crying like crazy is incredibly unsexy. Where's the crate at? If it's in another room, treat it like a roommate and put on a movie or some music so the sex noise isn't the loudest thing in the house
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Yeah, the idea of herpes and the stigma associated with having it are significantly worse than the disease itself, but it is still an unpleasant condition. I don't know how I would react to a partner telling me they were positive. Can you get both Simplex 1 and 2?
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The Born Approx. posted:Like every single other human on Earth I vastly prefer not using a condom when I'm in a relationship, and having genital herpes kinda seems like a headshot to that plan. Don't worry about it, HSV 2 sheds through skin cells, not body fluids. That means, just like with syphilis, you're basically flipping a coin every time you have sex, condom or not. Statistically speaking, anyways. And the same goes for HPV. Passing on a skin shedding viral STI is a numbers game that will severely limit your dating pool, but condoms are a bit of an after thought at that stage of the relationship because they suck as contraceptives. Good at preventing fluid based diseases though
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Turtlicious posted:Great if you're too lazy to put down a towel or clean up. Just squirt the baby batter and flush it down the toilet. Towel? Don't you have a shirt that you literally just took off?
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Anne Whateley posted:Condoms don't prevent herpes or syphilis. They do still protect against it. The chance of transmission is cut in half. That's what I said, you're basically flipping a coin with transmission since even with a condom, HPV is 65%, HSV is 60% and syphilis just depends on the location of the sores. It's not like HIV or chlamydia where they're closer to 95% effective at preventing transmission and can be realistically useful over the long term And those all assume perfect condom use, which if I or my partner had a condom preventable STI I would be sure to practice, but in the real world where a lot of people have no idea about disease or proper condom use, those percentages can drop as low as 50% in some areas for even the reliable ones like HIV transmission Maybe I'm being cynical and a tad reductive, but as far as HSV and HPV are concerned, condoms aren't going to protect you in the long run. Your only actual defense is knowledge of your own and your partner's STI testing history, which is incredibly unsexy and kills anonymous, moment of passion stuff, but if you view genital warts as sexual leprosy, it's the price you pay for safety
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hoobajoo posted:Or do butt stuff. Can't get herpes if all you do is butt stuff, that's a fact. And don't wear a condom. The only way to not get butt herpes is by not wearing one
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If Sex With Emily is to be believed, the average woman's orgasmic threshold with a partner is closer to 20 minutes and unless your guy is Superman, 2 minutes won't reliably be enough time. On top of that, I don't know if it's the same for anyone else, but being in my head like that, worrying about time and how much my partner has done, really takes me out of the moment and makes it very difficult to orgasm even if she's doing everything right If you can't get out of your head enough to really enjoy it, maybe you should take Dan Savage's "I want to try anal play, but I'm really nervous about it and keep clenching" advice and apply it to foreplay (or just play in general if the digital simulation isn't necessarily a prelude to vaginal/anal sex). Smoke some pot, have a drink or two, do your substance of choice so that you can relax and just enjoy the sensation without having to worry about anything else. Your partner will tell you if he's too tired to keep going, but more likely he will move with you or switch to his mouth or do a different motion with his hands. Just relax, kiss him, tell him how he is making you feel, touch him back and enjoy the fun
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I have never orgasmed in my life from oral, it just isn't enough stimulation for me. It definitely feels amazing and I've had almost 45 minutes of non stop blowing from a very enthusiastic partner, but it just doesn't do it for me
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Are there any markers that actually come off of skin well? I get that even sharpies will come off skin completely given the right solvent, but I don't have to use acetone or some ungodly chemical to remove the faint marks that most "washable" markers leave behind. Only soap and water
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Anne Whateley posted:Nail polish remover isn't that scary. I was thinking more the acetone/mineral spirit paint thinner that I used use to pull permanent marker out of my skin as a kid. Either way, that poo poo will dry your skin out, is expensive in the quantities I'm looking for and reeks. I just want a marker that can be washed off in a shower with nothing more harsh than a soft loofah and regular old soap The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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I would love to draw on my partner with lipstick since it has a great texture and would be sexier than markers, but that poo poo will get all over my sheets and I only have one fitted sheet left after dropping hookah coals on my other one I will check out the new washables, hopefully crayola got much better since the last time I bought them
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Spooning positions, reverse cowgirl and lotus might help out He also needs to learn how to not mash your cervix. I get the excitement, I really do, but after maybe the fourth or fifth time, it kind of becomes unacceptable to have it regularly happen Arnold of Soissons posted:Nobody gave the obvious one size fits all solution: pig tails Nothing's sexier than a woman with the same hairstyle as a 10 year old.... seriously though, pig tails weird me out, just do a high ponytail. It serves the same purpose as a handle and appeals to more people
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Arnold of Soissons posted:Kind of a harsh response wow The pedophilia thing was supposed to be sarcastic, but I guess that didn't come across as well as thought it did. I think pigtails are weird on women, but I have no problem with people liking them. It's like school girl outfits or age play, they make me uncomfortable, but there's nothing inherently wrong with them That's why I suggested a hair style with a broader appeal than pigtails after saying "seriously though"
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Liam Emsa posted:How do I find a genuine Hitachi magic wand? I keep seeing what are reviewed as "knock offs" on Amazon.com. Goodvibes.com has a good reputation, I'd try there first even if they have kind of high prices. Also, Hitachi is supposed to be coming out with a rechargeable one pretty soon. I'd definitely want buy that one over the traditional since I prefer not being stuck to an outlet, but it's unclear how the settings are and no power chord means no dimmer trick. I'm excited to hear about how it measures up
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