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DOOP posted:
i dont know if he wants to do it still but lamont cranston said he'd do one
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That's going to make the Sounders' normal 0-3 away leg so much more devastating to them.
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Gin Soaked Ape posted:i dont know if he wants to do it still but lamont cranston said he'd do one Nah go nuts DOOP mine wouldn't be near as detailed and would probably be composed primarily of swear words
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DOOP posted:um, Please don't hate on my weakly placed optimism
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Lamont Cranston posted:Nah go nuts DOOP mine wouldn't be near as detailed and would probably be composed primarily of swear words make sure to find an old picture of hackworth where he has a weird haircut edit: try to only use old pictures of people where they have weird haircuts
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Captain Trips posted:I love his nickname, now we've got a Pipa and a Pipo. He is seriously great and his presence can make shitlords like Michael Umaña and Roy Miller look good. Take good care of him because we really really need him for the World Cup. What do you think of Arrieta? I personally think he sucks rear end but haven't really seen him at the club level recently.
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Gin Soaked Ape posted:make sure to find an old picture of hackworth where he has a weird haircut Start with this one 
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Drogadon posted:What do you think of Arrieta? I personally think he sucks rear end but haven't really seen him at the club level recently. When he's not offside, he's great. The problem is he's never not offside.
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Lamont Cranston posted:Start with this one  
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RocketLunatic posted:Just got word that a huge "free agent" is available to a team hungry to RIP Eric Hassli too fat even for Texas.
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Team Name Sporting Kansas City  Year Founded 1996 Manager Peter Vermes  Uniform  .Stadium Sporting Park, Kansas City, KS  It’s pretty much the best stadium in America. Conveniently located across from a Nebraska Furniture Mart. Significant Achievements MLS Cup Champions – 2000, 2013 Supporters’ Shield – 2000 US Open Cup – 2004, 2012  Historical Rivalries Basically none. We’re too far away from everyone else. We’ve had a few ugly run-ins with Houston, so they’re probably the closest thing to a rival we have. Chicago fans regard us as rivals, but they’re a small-time club and are thus below our recognition. Supporter's Groups Just one. The Cauldron. So named because we used to be the Wizards. Wizards have cauldrons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGr0CjwQvKU gently caress off, Timbers Army. It's better when it's accidental. Notable Former Players Eddie Johnson. Notable Current Players Graham Zusi, Matt Besler, and Benny Feilhaber are US national team players of varying degrees of importance. We also have Barcelona product Oriol Rosell and fashion designer strongman defender Aurelien Collin, whom everyone claims is a dirty player because they can’t handle getting owned by him so consistently. Playing style The acquisition of Rosell was supposed to begin the transformation from “run fast, shoot a bunch” to Barca-style tiki-taka. This never occurred. Thoughts on the Current Roster We made literally no acquisitions except for replacing retiring goalkeeper Jimmy Nielsen with Andy “The Hebrew Hammer” Greunebaum. Thoughts on the Previous Season We won the goddamn cup. It wasn’t a pretty season, and if you have archives, you can read my preview from last season to see how pessimistic I was about it. But we showed grit, we finally beat Houston in the playoffs, and we, I think deservedly, won our second MLS Cup. Neat. Thoughts on the Upcoming Season The team hasn’t changed at all. These guys are champions now, so they’ll be playing with confidence, I don’t know if we can repeat the Cup win. A lot of teams around the top of the East have strengthened (or seem to have done so), so it’s very difficult to determine how we’ll stack up. I’m afraid that we’ll struggle at the goalkeeping position, since Vermes has been sticking with longterm backup Eric Kronberg, who is very good at Twitter but very bad at preventing goals (@Ekronberg). Compare your team to a Kyle Beckerman's Bare Thrusting rear end Approximately the same color. SA Forums representatives Nostradingus, formerly known as bonesquid Waffles, Inc., formerly known as Directorman Ho Chi Meeee, formerly known as oh em gee 
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict that Red Bull New York makes the playoffs and then loses in the first round. I'm very excited that soccer is back again.
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Nostradingus posted:Chicago fans regard us as rivals, but they’re a small-time club and are thus below our recognition. Funny, cause it was always you guys who played up the "rivalry" when we couldn't care less.
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Just thought you guys should know that DC United will win a match of Association Football, today.
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NattyBo posted:Just thought you guys should know that DC United will win a match of Association Football, today. Been a while since I saw this. EDIT: Today is the day I will go to Chipotle and order two burritos and pay for one. Hungryjack fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Mar 8, 2014 |
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Mar 8, 2014 15:11
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I feel nowhere near qualified to do a Rapids write up, but whoever does put me in the list at the end. Full season tickets this year!
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Mar 8, 2014 15:40
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Riven posted:I feel nowhere near qualified to do a Rapids write up, but whoever does put me in the list at the end. Full season tickets this year! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qd79aVpsaI
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Guys, I just remembered something very important. Wells Thompson is no longer on the team I support. It is a good day.
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Riven posted:I feel nowhere near qualified to do a Rapids write up, but whoever does put me in the list at the end. Full season tickets this year! That's usually my gig, and I will fulfill it after Pablo gets officially named head coach at the meeting later today  Hello Towel posted:Guys, I just remembered something very important. Welcome to the 'Wells Thompson no longer on your club' team. Feels good, man.
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Nostradingus posted:Team Name Interesting, I didn't know Sporting KC won the MLS cup last year. I look forward to being a Sporting KC plastic.
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:Interesting, I didn't know Sporting KC won the MLS cup last year. I look forward to being a Sporting KC plastic. I'll edit you into my list of supporters. You made the big time. You used to be oh em gee right?
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Nostradingus posted:I'll edit you into my list of supporters. You made the big time. You used to be oh em gee right? Yes.
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Nice write-up Nostradingus! I'm still bitter and stupid and dumb about the name change because we now have easily the second worst name in the league behind Real. Pretty annoying we didn't do a whole lot to strengthen the squad; I'dve liked some squad-player pickups because I'd rather like us to do a run in the Champions League. And definitely no doubt that we have the best stadium in the league. We've come a long way since this 
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Waffles Inc. posted:Nice write-up Nostradingus! I don't know, maybe one day you guys'll get a basketball team and your name will be appropriate?
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Riven posted:I feel nowhere near qualified to do a Rapids write up, but whoever does put me in the list at the end. Full season tickets this year! Heh, this was me a couple years ago, enjoy! (I WILL get to a game this year, dammit.)
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I don't know, maybe one day you guys'll get a basketball team and your name will be appropriate? Maybe you could get the Kings back.
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I don't know, maybe one day you guys'll get a basketball team and your name will be appropriate? It's funny you mention that, because part of the whole pitch to fans around the name change was indeed to eventually bring other sports under the Sporting name
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I'd be cool with KC getting the kings back if it meant that they'd come to Omaha like every fourth home game which apparently they used to do.
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The District is sunny and warm today. A gentle breeze blows by the river. The season is here and I am about to get utterly loving hype. Come to Lot 8 by the Anacostia if you want to have a good time. Another reason to come to the stadium is if you want to hang out with friends.
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:I'd be cool with KC getting the kings back if it meant that they'd come to Omaha like every fourth home game which apparently they used to do. Back when I lived in Omaha I did a lot of business with the Civic, and they had a poo poo ton of Kings stuff in storage still like banners balls and whatnot--it was pretty cool
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Also I am sad that there is no Rapids game today for me to get hyped over. Though perhaps that's for the best, I can save it for next weekend after cranking out another speech for public speaking class.
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 I kind of want it
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Waffles Inc. posted:It's funny you mention that, because part of the whole pitch to fans around the name change was indeed to eventually bring other sports under the Sporting name haha, I'm wondering what kind of sports they were thinking of
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Wildlife Analysis posted:haha, I'm wondering what kind of sports they were thinking of NASCAR! 
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Listen up smart guys. League starts in an hour. So does the Fantasy League. This is the last chance to get in on Week 1. Deets: http://fantasy.mlssoccer.com League Name: SA Goon League League Code: 2483-427  Winner of Goon Cup 2014 will now win a wonderful LA Galaxy scarf! Wear it with pride, disrespect the colors, or burn it in effigy! You decide! Last Place in Goon League 2014 will now win an authentic wooden spoon! All scarf donations to the Grand Prize are appreciated. Let's drown this guy/girl in scarves of other teams so their friends will disown them for the plastic they are.
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Listen up smart guys. League starts in an hour. So does the Fantasy League. This is the last chance to get in on Week 1. In as Coffee FC
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Mar 8, 2014 19:43
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I'm in too and I have no idea what I'm doing
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Listen up smart guys. League starts in an hour. So does the Fantasy League. This is the last chance to get in on Week 1. Who is ready for some Allocation Money FC
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