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Baby the Birdman
Jul 14, 2005


Every real nigga fuck they main girl in the ass.

gnarlyhotep posted:

somebody turned their drat cellphone on and bam, crash

lol I'm so scared of flying that i get nervous when people don't turn their cell or electronics when indicated, all I'm thinking is "turn that poo poo off, you're going to kill us all!!!"

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the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
As an aerophopic person, yep. I'm done.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
got a malaysian airlines flight next month to KL, good

good

edit by which i mean terrible for everyone involved

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Remember when the fire truck drove over that survivor's body? lmbo.

I think the made-up pilot names were a lot funnier:

Sum Ting Wong

Wee To Lo

Ho Lee Fuk

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

abigserve posted:

got a malaysian airlines flight next month to KL, good

good

edit by which i mean terrible for everyone involved

take a parachute

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Baby the Birdman posted:

lol I'm so scared of flying that i get nervous when people don't turn their cell or electronics when indicated, all I'm thinking is "turn that poo poo off, you're going to kill us all!!!"

he was talking to me fagot

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

gnarlyhotep posted:

take a parachute

Dude you just have to jump right before the plane hits the ground.

Arzakon
Nov 24, 2002

"I hereby retire from Mafia"
Please turbo me if you catch me in a game.

Three Olives posted:

:911: 4 Americans including 1 infant :911:

And now my wife is freaking out a little because 4 of us (including 1 infant) are flying on a 777 to KL in May. ITS REVERSE US FROM THE FUTURE.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Baby the Birdman posted:

lol I'm so scared of flying that i get nervous when people don't turn their cell or electronics when indicated, all I'm thinking is "turn that poo poo off, you're going to kill us all!!!"

if cellphones crashing planes was real they'd confiscate your phone when you boarded rather than risk people ignoring the request to turn it off

the fact that they don't do this and just trust people/leave it up to chance proves that it's bullshit

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

abigserve posted:

got a malaysian airlines flight next month to KL, good

good

edit by which i mean terrible for everyone involved

you should catch another flight because your extra 450 pounds on board may be the straw that breaks the camels back

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Supreme Allah posted:

I'm hearing online web rumors it landed in China, and China's keeping the plane + the passengers.

i just heard this too

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Three Olives posted:

Dude you just have to jump right before the plane hits the ground.

imagine four non-flying objects on the edge of a cliff

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
:siren: Lost over the China Sea :siren: according to Malaysian Airlines. Come on, get on the game China, I thought you were on your military game.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Looks like the plane did not radio China that it was crossing it's airspace.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

abigserve posted:

got a malaysian airlines flight next month to KL, good

good

edit by which i mean terrible for everyone involved

But when you leave KL are you headed for China? That's who they're targeting. When I flew out of KL I went elsewhere in Malaysia and then Indonesia and I was fine.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Ghost plane. Spppoooooooooooooookkkkkkyyyyyy.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

:siren: Lost over the China Sea :siren: according to Malaysian Airlines.

it spun in

there were no survivors

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:


China is now saying they lost radar contact over Vietnam but come on, have we been giving their military way too much credit for years?

Their first aircraft carrier("built" like 2 years ago) was a used hull from an old russian aircraft carrier. They tacked some wooden plants on it, and then painted it. So yeah...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_aircraft_carrier_Liaoning



Looks like the ship from Waterworld. SAVE KEVIN COSTNER.


Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Mar 8, 2014

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

Their first aircraft carrier("built" like 2 years ago) was a used hull from an old russian aircraft carrier. They tacked some wooden plants on it, and then painted it. So yeah...

But it is the mighty fearsome Chinese army that is going to attack the US!

CNN's resident meth expert confirming that if it crashed on land we are looking for the plane on land but if it crashed in the water we have to look in the water.

Baby the Birdman
Jul 14, 2005


Every real nigga fuck they main girl in the ass.

Torka posted:

if cellphones crashing planes was real they'd confiscate your phone when you boarded rather than risk people ignoring the request to turn it off

the fact that they don't do this and just trust people/leave it up to chance proves that it's bullshit

Yeah that's a very rational explanation, but I'm going with cellphone interference being the cause of this lost plane and continue to freak out every time I take a plane

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

goddammit i thought we were done with nam

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

goddammit i thought we were done with nam

Obviously you've read nothing by Bo Gritz.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
aatrek confirmed to be on board

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

AHH F\UGH posted:

aatrek confirmed to be on board

hes raping toddlers in heaven now

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

roboshit posted:

hes raping toddlers in heaven now

was more of a pedo SE asia sex tourist joke but i can dig it, man

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Arzakon posted:

And now my wife is freaking out a little because 4 of us (including 1 infant) are flying on a 777 to KL in May. ITS REVERSE US FROM THE FUTURE.

Sorry to tell you this but it was you and your death trapped you in a time warp.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Three Olives posted:

Sorry to tell you this but it was you and your death trapped you in a time warp.

hey quick question, do you have a photo of an apartment with dark tones, preferably looking out over the city at night? hopefully with a bed and laptop in the photo and also i'd prefer it to be a relatively new apartment, about 10-12 stories up

Samsquamsch
Jun 6, 2011

Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdooooown!
Is this area directly opposite the area of the Bermuda Triangle on the other side of the planet? That could explain *everything*.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

AHH F\UGH posted:

hey quick question, do you have a photo of an apartment with dark tones, preferably looking out over the city at night? hopefully with a bed and laptop in the photo and also i'd prefer it to be a relatively new apartment, about 10-12 stories up

It never ends! :haw:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTtld-gkVw

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

5'd

Big Steveo
Apr 5, 2007

by astral
Looking forward to watching this episode of Air Crash Investigations

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

the posted:

As an aerophopic person, yep. I'm done.

the 777 is one of the safest planes ever made hth

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
This thread is sinking without a trace

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

WastedJoker posted:

This thread is sinking without a trace



rudyyyyyyy!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

:lost:

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
Some guy on Fox News says it's probably pilot suicide

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Boner Medicine posted:

Some guy on Fox News says it's probably pilot suicide

That seems like a really unfair conclusion to jump to given what terrible drivers Asians are.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Did you hear about the 747 that crashed in a Polish cemetery? Polish Authorities have reportedly already dug up 4000 bodies.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

That seems like a really unfair conclusion to jump to given what terrible drivers Asians are.

your a weird dude Three Olives

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