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FullLeatherJacket posted:like, what qualifications do you need to be the guy who goes around staring at pieces of burnt plane and then says "ah, clearly a pilot training issue with the right aeleron"? can you handle 12 hours a day of holding a piece of metal up in front of you with one hand, then another in the other hand, and going "hmm...hmmmmmmm...."
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Skipjack posted:A routine flight ends in tragedy. Now investigators must put together the pieces to find out what caused a modern jet liner to fall from the sky. gravity had something to do with it, of this i am certain.
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Not always. Sometimes the sensors on the plane get hosed up and the pilots get confused and fly full-throttle into the sea lol
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the guy from austria's passport was stolen two years ago... maybe someone shouldve canceled that passport number at some point between then and now
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Mar 8, 2014 21:35
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Skipjack posted:Not always. Sometimes the sensors on the plane get hosed up and the pilots get confused and fly full-throttle into the sea lol Hrrrm, the autopilot turned off. Better pull the stick back until we all die lol
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Next up on "Why Planes Crash." Fire makes planes crash sometimes
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Fallom posted:can you handle 12 hours a day of holding a piece of metal up in front of you with one hand, then another in the other hand, and going "hmm...hmmmmmmm...." obsessively categorising a thing is basically all i've ever wanted to do with my time
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Mar 8, 2014 21:40
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Obviously predator took it down. Time to call Arnold and Jesse Ventura
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Mar 8, 2014 22:09
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Obviously the muslim separatists from western China are stepping up their terror campaign. First, slice up a train station. Second, steal a bunch of passports and do a 9/11 on China.
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Mar 8, 2014 22:14
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Three Olives is gay
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JakeP posted:Three Olives is gay Yeah but airplanes turn me on too.
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Umiapik posted:Could well be terrorism, then. Terrorism kind of requires a reason and that reason to be communicated to the people.
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Bolivar posted:Terrorism kind of requires a reason and that reason to be communicated to the people. Does your book on terrorism also mandate that the reason be communicated instantly or within x number of hours?
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Malaysian Airlines CEO Mark Karpeles apologizes for the inconvenience, announces passengers will be returned "soonish"
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Was it a plane full of gay people, 3 olives? something something fabulous condo?
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errad posted:Does your book on terrorism also mandate that the reason be communicated instantly or within x number of hours? Yes? Kind of loses effectiveness if you don't immediately claim it as if you weren't expecting it. Nobody's going to take you seriously if you wait a few weeks before going "Yeah, we did it.".
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Ilustforponydeath posted:Malaysia: the only country in SE asia with poo poo indigenous food. You misspelled Philippines
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Fallom posted:Yes? Kind of loses effectiveness if you don't immediately claim it as if you weren't expecting it. Nobody's going to take you seriously if you wait a few weeks before going "Yeah, we did it.". While I agree in part.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsibility_for_the_September_11_attacks quote:For several months after the 9/11 attacks, no one, nor any group, claimed responsibility for the attacks. I was merely making the point that just because no one has claimed it, doesn't mean that this definitely was not an act of terrorism/that no one ever will claim responsibility. errad fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Mar 9, 2014 |
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What are you doing this weekend 3 Olives? I'm in the Dallas area for a bit and bored. Maybe we can get some beer? *not gay though*
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No. 6 posted:What are you doing this weekend 3 Olives? I'm in the Dallas area for a bit and bored. Maybe we can get some beer? *not gay though* gay sex incoming. its for you.
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Arakan posted:the guy from austria's passport was stolen two years ago... maybe someone shouldve canceled that passport number at some point between then and now Probably overstaying his visa in Australia and didn't want to go back.
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No. 6 posted:What are you doing this weekend 3 Olives? I'm in the Dallas area for a bit and bored. Maybe we can get some beer? *not gay though* Ginger Man or Ft. Worth Flying Saucer are great beer places in/near Dallas.
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The Biscuit posted:Probably overstaying his visa in Australia and didn't want to go back. Just another innocent case of Austria/Australia confusion. I'm sure the two countries have a red phone for the other country just to deal with that kinda poo poo.
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Hugh Malone posted:Ginger Man or Ft. Worth Flying Saucer are great beer places in Dallas. Been to Gingerman in Southlake and Flying Saucer in Sundance. Neither are Dallas, but I don't know Dallas very well.
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I think Obama knows where it is but he won't tell us unless we let him run again.
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we got no troubles life is de bubbles
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Cthulu Carl posted:Just another innocent case of Austria/Australia confusion. I'm sure the two countries have a red phone for the other country just to deal with that kinda poo poo. tbf, they have warning signs over there  El Grillo posted:Well poo poo. CNN and others are reporting that there were people using stolen passports from Austria and Italy on the plane. Italian foreign ministry confirms there were no actual Italian citizens on the flight.
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So we are approaching day two and they still know absolutely nothing according the the news conference going on right now. They are saying they have yet to find a single piece of debris and the oil slicks are still unconfirmed to be from the plane. What the gently caress is going on there? Can't they at least easily check to see if it was jet fuel, wouldn't that at least be a little progress?
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Someone you know on that plane or something? You seem very concerned.
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Three Olives posted:What the gently caress is going on there? Can't they at least easily check to see if it was jet fuel, wouldn't that at least be a little progress? the bottom of the ocean is pretty far down
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Three Olives posted:So we are approaching day two and they still know absolutely nothing according the the news conference going on right now. They are saying they have yet to find a single piece of debris and the oil slicks are still unconfirmed to be from the plane. unscrupulous ships dump heavy waste oil sometimes, you gonna grab a beer w/ no.6?
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Mar 9, 2014 02:15
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He waited his whole drat life just to catch that flight, and when the plane crashed down he thought, "Well. Isn't this nice."
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Three Olives posted:So we are approaching day two and they still know absolutely nothing according the the news conference going on right now. They are saying they have yet to find a single piece of debris and the oil slicks are still unconfirmed to be from the plane. yeah why havent they thoroughly scoured thousands of square miles of ocean in a day what the gently caress are my tax dollars paying for
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If they cant find a drat plane I may trundle off to the gumdrop village and have tea with mrs weathersby while gossiping about cute boys. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Mar 10, 2014 |
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Three Olives posted:So we are approaching day two and they still know absolutely nothing according the the news conference going on right now. They are saying they have yet to find a single piece of debris and the oil slicks are still unconfirmed to be from the plane. When that Air France plane crashed into the ocean it took a day or two to find debris. And it took two years to find the the actual wreckage.
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It's incredibly hard to locate down aircraft when you have no idea where it is. It's hard to find them when you have an idea of where it went down, especially when there is water involved. A few years ago a plane from the airfield I work at went down with two experienced pilots, no comms, just gone. Even though they knew within a thirteen square mile area of where they were doing maneuvers it took them almost two months to find the bird in the water.
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Quit it with the terrorism poo poo Boeing - stop making planes that explode VV - http://www.smh.com.au/world/missing-malaysia-airlines-plane-stolen-passports-raise-terrorism-fears-20140309-hvgpg.html Jombo fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Mar 9, 2014 |
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Jombo posted:Quit it with the terrorism poo poo Boeing - stop making planes that explode Is boeing claiming terrorism? If so 
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