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maxidious posted:You had me going until sea dye, I am pretty sure there is not enough dye to change the colour of the sea. It's concentrated.
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:plane DOES NOT take off Of course not. Those wheels are loving gigantic (and not even connected) and the aerodynamics of the jet are completely wrong.
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Well, Israel is readying themselves for a 9/11. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/03/16/Israel-Prepares-for-Attack-by-Hijacked-Malaysian-Plane
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bathroom sounds posted:His exact words were "227 fewer people Australia needs to worry about." We'll hell, I'd vote for him!
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Unlike you guys, I do come from an aviation background. Not only am I from the same state that Boeing is in, I've also flown on a few airplanes in my day AND I've been to the Museum of Flight. Knowing that, I am going to say that the plane was in the path of an underwater volcano, flew into the ash and crashed. But we can't find it because the volcano changed the fluid dynamics of the water and caused the airplane to sink. Then covered it in lava.
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Angela Christine posted:No. Never again. Never again. Still better than Threshold.
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Al Borland posted:Is the plane still hiding? Man, this is the most boring game of hide and seek ever. Let's ditch that loser and play some Street Fighter II.
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It's gone, guys.
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CommissarMega posted:OR IS IT? I mean really. Who the gently caress knows at this point.
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myshl0ng posted:Waldo was one of the passengers Impossible. We would have the plane, all of the passengers, like, 500 additional people and something like 40 of them would be dressed like Waldo, but with a different stack of books, or a hiking pole rather than a stick, or different glasses.
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tolerabletariff posted:Three words: alien. human. hybrid. Ooh, look. It's Mulder crying aliens. What else is new. Hey! Guess what! Your sister was abducted and murdered by a serial killer
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Totally TWISTED posted:Since I no longer fully comprehend humor I will point out that you used to be able to pay to have your reg date changed to 9/11. But it was 9/11 of whatever your reg year was, right?
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Chinatown posted:Guys. Its gone. You say this every page. So far you haven't been wrong.
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Apr 7, 2014 04:22
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Hey, Chinatown! What do you think about Amelia Earhart?
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rocket_man38 posted:Maybe they'll all appear later like in that show 4400 with special abilities. Or that episode of Voyager, you know, the lovely one that's not Threshold.
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Chinatown posted:Ya its loving gone guys. Rest in peace in peace?
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california roll posted:ISIS has the plane GODDAMMIT ARCHER!
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Pilot did it. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...or-9554672.html It's still loving gone, guys.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Yes and still no blankets have been issued Guys, they're gone.
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whatever7 posted:They got to get money back gaurantee on those faulty 777s. Or install countermeasures in their planes. At least chaff and flares.
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:This is loving horrible and terrifying. Those poor people, Jesus. And the Russian separatists stole the black box.
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Slapdash posted:That's assuming the pilots know about the missile launch in time to do something about it. Then we need to equip them with military grade radar.
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The Risk posted:Hey! Did they find the plane? It's loving gone, guys.
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Al Borland posted:Any update on this? Still can't sleep knowing it is missing my gosh. It's gone, loving guys
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PleasureKevin posted:I thought I found the plane Why use a napkin? Use the wrapper the gum came in.
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Chinatown posted:I do not have a full airliner in my possession. Aha! But you do admit to having part of, up to the vast majority of!
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:This was sufficient to convict someone of murder and give then the death penalty in Texas. So. You're saying we can convict Chinatown of terrorism?
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No, you idiots, it was never a plane. It was a submarine.
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ethanol posted:that's a crossbow Yeah, but it shoots an anchor.
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Almost lost another one. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-28/malaysia-airlines-investigates-mix-up-plane-wrong-direction/7057192
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well, at least we know what happened to MH370! I'll need Chinatown to confirm.
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Chinatown posted:Its still gone, guy. Thanks for the confirmation. I was hoping it didn't just fly the wrong way and end up on the moon.
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Microwaves Mom posted:if it had ended up on the moon Islamists would be angry as that's Allah's home. But then Allah would have a niceish plane and could come back here.
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Xlorp posted:What does God need with a starship? Nothing with a starship, but a 777 is a pretty dope way of getting around.
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Xlorp posted:Like this? gently caress yeah. Xenu was a baller
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Zogo posted:Good video. Too bad cameraperson didn't take a closer look. Right? Once the pressure equalizes, it's not like you'll get sucked out. I'd definitely sit down across from it and get some kickass video. Or use a selfie stick and get outside-the-plane video.
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ethanol posted:Also the captain was in the bathroom making GBS threads for most of if Shouldn't have had the fish.
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I'm wondering if someone has it in their storage space, but they forgot to pay the bill so it'll be found by one of the guys on Storage Wars.
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