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Here's a theory thought up by a Danish engineer, Poul-Henning Kamp. http://ing.dk/blog/smarte-flykaprere-167056 You may know him from the D-Link-NTP fiasco: http://web.archive.org/web/20060409135145/http://people.freebsd.org/~phk/dlink/ Short summary: The plane had parts bound for Iran and their nuclear reactor, the plane went undetected because flight controllers don't investigate planes coming from unregulated airspace (the middle of the ocean) too closely, and it's sitting in some hangar in Kyrgystan while the parts were driven over land to Iran.
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Vladimir Putin posted:So what about the poeple on board? Oh right, sorry. The short climb to 45.000 feet was to knock out the passengers. That way you can save fuel by not having to run the air conditioning or having to keep the cabin pressurised.
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Did anyone say Schrödinger's Plane yet?
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Sinjang posted:The anger at Malaysia is unfair and frankly smells a bit racist. Go cry about it to someone who cares, bitch.
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It's all well and good to talk about electrical fires shorting out the communication systems and what have you, but no one has yet explained WHY the electrical system would short out. Until now. Observe: The co-pilot wanted to play a prank on the captain and brought an electric fan on board. As we all know asian people are TERRIFIED of electric fans, so when the co-pilot turned it on, the captain panicked and pissed all over the fan. Result: Electric short. How's THAT for an episode of Air Disaster?!
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demonR6 posted:"The Malaysian Department of Civil Aviation said Monday that the last communication with the air traffic controller was "Good night, Malaysian three seven zero." Yeah, previously they said he said "All right, good night", right? Did they just lie or mishear or what? Or are they just malaysian, lol?
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Mar 31, 2014 22:20
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 "Malaysian three seven zero" is the call sign. It's SOP to include it in every communication 
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Mar 31, 2014 22:26
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mstrkrft posted:Status: Arrived 3 weeks ago. You sound like you know a little too much about this plane! *tortures u*
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Apr 5, 2014 14:27
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Guys, I found out what happened to the plane! There were three scientists on board, that together had built The Ultimate Weapon (tm). The Future took them out of time to put them on trial for the crime of destroying Earth. In the Future. The sentence was to remain indefintely frozen in time for all eternity. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054881/reference (Seriously, it's eerie how this movie lines up with MH370 - the ground loses contact with the plane, four hours after their arrival-time goes by, they're declared lost and then a massive, unprecedented search gets underway). Just saw it on Netflix US, it's an easy 1 hour and 10 minutes! http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Flight_That_Disappeared/70147182
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Apr 5, 2014 21:37
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Chinatown posted:This plane is loving gone guys. Its gone. Stop using that potty mouth, mister.
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I found the plane guys. It was in the last place I looked! My butt 
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Apr 29, 2014 09:44
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Is the plane still lost? I fell asleep 
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Stalins Moustache posted:plane is still lost pls dont imitate chinatown
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May 9, 2014 10:35
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Guys, has the plane been found?
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May 22, 2014 09:30
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Slap Happy posted:It's always in the last place you look. But I stopped looking a while ago, so shouldn't it have been found? 
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May 26, 2014 13:01
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Shinjobi posted:I am eight hours away from flying on a 777. Guys, I don't want to disappear over the Pacific. I don't! Just bring Chinatown with you. That guy will never disappear.
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May 31, 2014 22:29
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Chinatown posted:Rude. It was actually meant to be flattering. I mean, it's a good thing to not disappear, right? 
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Jun 1, 2014 21:05
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Chinatown posted:It is still gone guys. I think we should listen to this guy.
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Jul 4, 2014 07:32
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A 100 pages. Guys, we made it! ... unlike the plane.
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Chinatown posted:Still gone guys. Thank you. I kinda think the plane downed in Ukraine was hogging the spot light, don't you guys?
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I was hoping for an update from you!
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DEAR RICHARD posted:Someone should tell the searchers to look for something else in the general area. Things usually pop up when you start looking for something else.
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Kesper North posted:It... might not be totally gone, guys: Chinatown?!  e: that article is pretty badly written
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Jul 29, 2015 16:43
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Chinatown posted:its still mostly gone, guys youd make a great politician guy
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Jul 30, 2015 20:26
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BIG NORTH posted:It's gone. I don't know who the gently caress you think you are, but I only get my plane disappearence stati from Chinatown.
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Aug 16, 2015 13:45
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:No this is a different plane, it's ok if someone keeps us updated... although clearly this plane went to the same island the first one went too... 
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Aug 16, 2015 13:51
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Chinatown posted:Currently checking for the plane in bottles and steins of beer in Munich. So far all I have found is beer. Lots of loving bier. Dude, it's not October. What the gently caress? DISINFO!
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Sep 27, 2015 13:04
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Chinatown posted:Oktoberfest is in September. hosed up if true
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Sep 27, 2015 15:27
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Oktoberfest is to welcome in October. Naah. quote:Kronprinz (Crown Prince) Ludwig, later to become King Ludwig I, was married to Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen on October 12, 1810. The citizens of Munich were invited to attend the festivities held on the fields in front of the city gates to celebrate the happy Royal event. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oktoberfest Of course, later it was changed into an annual event and lengthened, to enable more beer drinking.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I was eaten by a giant sea trout You were? Did it hurt?
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smoobles posted:i am going to the airport soon i will let you all know if i find Malaysian Airlines flight 370 Chinatown posted:Its still gone, guys. smoobles, come back! You don't need to go to the airport after all!
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Nov 1, 2015 17:14
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Chinatown posted:Because its still gone, guy. I love you, Chinatown  (all the homo)
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Nov 11, 2015 07:09
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Microwaves Mom posted:I really love your av. Why don't you marry him, then? Another Russian plane went down over Turkey, but that one was found too, so ...
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simplefish posted:Since it's a toxx let's be clear: it's gone until Chinatown says it isn't 
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DEAR RICHARD posted:did it do 9/11? i think it did Whoa, controversial! ChrisHansen posted:We were making stupid jokes at work today and I said "your nose is so big that's where they'll find mh370." Nobody got the reference and I had to remind them that it was still gone. Shameful. It's a good thing we have Chinatown itt.
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It seems like they have found everything but MH370! "Shipwreck from 1800s found during search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370" http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/13/a...linkId=20322147
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Angela Christine posted:Because it's still gone.
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Chinatown posted:Its still gone guys. Thanks Chinatown.
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Ratjaculation posted:is it gone still?! Chinatown?
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