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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

angerbeet posted:

of course not, trees and planes are enemies

well it's always in the last place you look

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Bubble-T posted:

In an octopus's garden

in the shade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUFcfXgW_dQ

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

maxidious posted:

Any news on the mangosteen recovery operation tia.

its moving from GBS to FYAD where people are real

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I think its gone, guys

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

albany academy posted:

how did he fit an iPhone 5 in his rear end????

well son,

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
pretty soon we're going to be getting into wild speculation

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

No. 6 posted:

It's probably hiding in plain sight. And since 2/3 of the surface of earth is ocean, that means it's likely hiding in the ocean. Did someone think to look there?

jesus christ why didn't you say this sooner

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
The plane has been lost...lost in


A team of top scientists is working on finding it...


But will they survive the mission themselves?


STAY TUNED!

gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Apr 4, 2014

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bonestructure posted:

you forgot IN COLOR

crap youre right

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

FlamingLiberal posted:

You forgot:

5. Homoerotic volleyball games

I thought that was the air force

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Hey, if plane crash into ocean, it is ok!!

I have installed premium flotation devices which accept ALL major credit cards!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Slap Happy posted:

Chinatown is literally on the plane, he is posting from an alt dimension :lost:

"Sitting on big toe of giant statue foot. I'm telling you guys, it's gone."

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fallom posted:

It's mostly just the "I'm getting older and I can't deal with it" middle aged woman hairstyle

yeah she's totally still doable from the 40+ age perspective

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
we've been in the plane this whole time

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

mstrkrft posted:

Could it be that the plane went under mitosis??? :science:

Secret Chinese aircraft genetics experiment

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SweetKarma posted:

It fell into the Mariana Trench.

wrong ocean, but nice try anyway

it actually fell into the Laurentian Abyss

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I like how they always say air travel is statistically the safest

but then when it does go wrong it's like loving goddamn horrible bad

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Skipjack posted:

so have they figured out who we knew on the plane or what

that's another unsolved mystery, why 3O thought anybody here would know anybody on that plane

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Angela Christine posted:

Because some goon always does? For example,

well there's one mystery solved

maybe 3O knows where the plane is too

he hasn't posted in here in a long time...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
pretty sneaky sis

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fallom posted:

Hey guys we got this signal!

Cool, so do you know where the plane is now?

SURE DONT

cnn.com

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
they are trying way too hard to draw out the plot on this

just take a lesson from Lost and end it now guys

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Sum Ting Wong

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
the plane was sacrificed so that this thread may live forever

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

Yeah, guys, its gone.

I'm not sure I buy this, you seem to have a personal investment in it

next thing we know you're selling "it's gone" t-shirts

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

brylcreem posted:

I found the plane guys. It was in the last place I looked!

My butt :xd:

finally

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
oh now they're just milking the publicity, that is shameful

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

Guys, its....well, you know.

come on, you can tell us

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

No let's talk about it, how come all these eastern countries are so good at killing 500 people at a time in boats that move at 10 mph on the calmest water possible

apparently the captain delayed the passengers evacuation so he and the crew could get off first

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SweetKarma posted:

Seriously, where the FUDGE is that plane!? I'm really starting to get ticked off now.

I can't die not knowing what happened to it.

you may want to put off being eaten by bears then

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
the plane's just been posting in phiz this whole time no wonder no one found it

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Troll Bridgington posted:

We're still looking for the plane? In THIS economy?!

son this economy was founded on lost planes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Are we sure this plane existed in the first place

good question

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
there never was a plane, we are all pawns in Scorpius' evil game

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Lobok posted:

It used to be called the orange box but they had to rename it because every diver would come up after retrieving it and go "orange you glad i found the flight recorder?"

aaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhahhahhhghhghgghghghhhhh

(various other insanity noises)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Al Borland posted:

Chinatown is gone guys.

this is how it starts

soon we'll all be gone guys

it's like an episode of Farscape

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
e: /\/\/\ or that

Benny the Snake posted:

What's Farscape?

Farscape is this sci-fi show that is really cheesy but still cool somehow

they often do episodes where the characters switch places or are disoriented

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ogive posted:

Yeah, he probably has dozens of parachute accounts ... get it? parachute? fiery airplane death?

so you're like...14 by now?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

Still gone guys.

nope, I have it here, it's in my driveway, but its tiny and all the people are running around being eaten by mockingbirds and cats

I keep trying to tell them to get back in the plane but they just won't listen

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

No. 6 posted:

Try spraying it with a mix of vinegar and cayenne pepper. Seems to do the trick.

well poo poo, now most of them are unconscious, I'm going to have to put them in plastic bags or something

gently caress

thanks a lot, jerk

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