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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Wong Wei
he was a passenger on the plane and also a foreign xchange student in my school. smelled like a yeast infection.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
nobody ruled out zero-G juggs as cause of crash yet

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:jihad: death to israel :ninja:
:happyelf:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Elphiem posted:

The plane went to a parallel earth and landed on this secret island west of Australia. The Island only exists in the real universe, i.e where they filmed Dazed and Confused. In other words it went back to the real earth, and away from our current simulation earth that we entered in 1999. This is how they escaped the matrix.




jk

They landed on Rand McNally

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
fifty pages later and the armchair rescue heroes still ain't found poo poo

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
has anyone made the joke of asian people making great cars










but lousy drivers

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Waldo is on the plane look harder

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i know where the plane is

:goatsecx:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Shirley by now they're all doomed

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i have one of those nickels with an airplane on it and I'm deaf in one ear because of a sonic boom at an airshow and in my expert opinion Carmen Sandiego is on the plane somewhere

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a missing plane -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
was Kareem Abdul Jabar flying the airplane ? if he was i hope they didn't serve the fish

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
why don't they spray airplanes with Flubber and tell the pilot to roll the plane if its gonna get caught on something?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
maddie mccann was flying the plane

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
does anybody know if the plane even exists or is this just another sandy hook?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a black box stops working after a month and is usually late on rent

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
have they tried turning the plane off and back on again?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
chinese officials are telling family to get their poo poo together and quit bitching

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Sup, Chinatown?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
So far what Chinatown has said is true so until we find out where the plane went Chinatown is right

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I need Chinatown's opinion on that he really knows his poo poo

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Armitage posted:

waiting on confirmation from Chinatown before I can believe it

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
did they try turning it off and back on again?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
so far Chinatown has been correct I don't think the plane re-appearing and getting found at a later point in time is necessarily warranting a probation if Chinatown is currently speaking the truth

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
does anybody know if goatse legend Kirk Johnson was on the plane? i heard he shoved a cell phone up his rear end during a hijacking but i think it was back in the early '80s.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Slap Happy posted:

Goatman has a name?! :eyepop:

goatman has a whole zipset of the :goatsecx: photoshoot floating around

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
thank you Chinatown for your fair and unbiased status report

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im more scared of asian people than i am of dying in a plane crash

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
where is chinatown?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a translucent bid to dive the price of mangosteen up

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
maddie McCain hijacked the plane and is trying to pawn it for crack money

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"it is most certainly at a location we as a global coalition cannot locate" -some science guy in a hazmat suit

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
How u been Chinatown?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Stay safe Chinatown post

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Nova is doing a program on the missing plane. They showed a lot of Chinatown but nobody is saying where it went.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
How did you get all those cameos on the program?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

Finally, we found it

Gonna need Chinatown to weigh in on this. He's our expert

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Thanks Chinatown

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Did they found it yet?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I wasn't asking you. I'm asking Chinatown. gently caress off.

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