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I'm hearing a lot of unconfirmed reports that the plane actually flew through the atmosphere and has esccaped earth's gravity. Current destination unknown!
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No. 6 posted:Goons always do this. As soon as a disaster or terrible event happens, anyone in emergency services are heros and courageous. thanks for posting
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Mar 8, 2014 18:35
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The plane can actually be used as a submarine and those two terrorists are down there buzzin around in the ocean on their plane-sub it's loving crazy you guys
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Mar 9, 2014 18:52
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Make airplanes less likely to fall out of the sky by driving them around on the ground instead imo
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Mar 9, 2014 21:02
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I hope this plane makes a surprise return and rises up from under the field during this year's superbowl while the Foo Fighters are playing the half time show.
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Mar 9, 2014 21:08
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myshl0ng posted:Why don't planes have parachutes. Boeing has a lot of work to do.  WastedJoker posted:Apparently Mario Balotelli and his identical twin blew up the plane. Read this as "Mario Batali". Laughed.
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Mar 10, 2014 18:24
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You know that semi-schizo conspiracy theory that people have where literally everything that happens to them is done by design? Traffic patterns, people at the store eyeing them the wrong way etc? Gang stalking, it's called. Every passenger and the entire airline was in on it for one dude on this plane who always knew it.
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Mar 16, 2014 18:00
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I kind of wish reddit had been inclined to search these images without the pretext of a plane going down. "Ronald McDonalds first secret play area? *bouncy pit with net?*" "NSA FEMA camp complete with undersea detention area/portholes?!"
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Mar 16, 2014 21:45
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The thing that gets me, is that it has been postulated that the plane was diverted and flown somewhere "for future use". The gently caress are you gonna do with a known, stolen passenger liner, somewhere over the entirety of Eurasia? Where would you house it? How could you fly it anywhere and avoid radar/satellite?
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Mar 16, 2014 22:26
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PleasureKevin posted:twitter flung it, but man I thought we were really getting somewhere with the occams razor angle. from the twitter link 
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Mar 18, 2014 04:05
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James Polk posted:gas this thread until the plane is found jesus christ crash apologist spotted
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Mar 21, 2014 01:17
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henpod posted:this is just like that tv show with the fat guy on the island Gilligans Island was the result of a shipwreck, dumbass
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Mar 23, 2014 14:36
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I have a very chillax blue collar dad who never goes out for conspiracy theories. Today at lunch while speculating about this incident that he thought there was a chance the plane was diverted to an unexpected location and the passengers were being ransomed or in some way imprisoned and that the US (with perhaps other govt's) were playing along with the "Gee, gosh, where is it who knows?" routine while they hammered out a strategy/negotiation. Dads gonna dad.
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Mar 23, 2014 23:01
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James Polk posted:how can i get involved in the search? Well you can start by drowning yourself in the Pacific.
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Mar 24, 2014 01:33
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Apparently the government came out today and said they have a bunch of information but it can't be released to the public. Oh. Cool. Because WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY ANYTHING?
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Mar 27, 2014 23:58
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just an fyi the plane is still missing.
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Mar 29, 2014 19:24
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You'd think the plane would have run out of fuel by now
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