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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i saw that this thread was bumped;; was the plane found? thanks in advance.

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

chinatown is causing the plane to be gone, by saying so. as soon as chinatown is gone, the plane will be found. i think we know what we have to do.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

lmao

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Did they find the plane yet?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

random question, sorry if it's been asked already, but did they find the plane yet?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i found it!!

edit: sorry, it was actually just a dead bird, looked a little bit like Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 from afar

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

ethanol posted:

Much like my golf swing the plane curved left off the course and was never found

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

It's 95% gone, guys.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Angela Christine posted:

No, but we did check Pluto. It wasn't there.

we checked one side of pluto

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Chinatown posted:

its still mostly gone, guys

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

*several years later, they've recovered all the pieces except for one wheel*

chinatown: "it's still 2% gone guys"

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

They've just confirmed that the bit of the wing, found in France, is a bit of the wing from the flight from Malaysia that done went missing.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Chinatown posted:

Its still ~99.9% gone guys.

the long countdown begins... :munch:

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

it's actually only gone on the days Chinatown posts, on the days he doesn't we move temporarily sideways into a universe where the plane is found/never went missing

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I know where the plane is but I'm not telling

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

by titanic rules we are about 70 years from finding the wreckage and like 80+ from the first award winning movie

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


Is this some kinda joke

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

did they find it?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

ethanol posted:

turns out they did find it, it just stopped at mcdonalds for some nuggets, it's coming back soon

that's what my father said too though, so i dont know if i trust it

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Nooner posted:

all the people on the plane died ):

on the plus side (most) of the people not on the plane are still alive

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

amityville anus posted:

we won't know til Chinatown finishes taking a poo poo

"It's gone."
-Chinatown, regarding both the plane and the poo poo

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

how much must it suck if you're an airline and you lose two 777s in one year

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Three Olives posted:



Another 777, WTF Boeing?

is that the malaysian flight? no wonder they couldn't find it, it was in las vegas!!!!

glad all the passengers are okay

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Ratjaculation posted:

Chinatown - any news since this morning?

Came here to post literally this.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

did they find the plane yet? sorry if someone else already asked this.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i don't think the plane is in London, if I'm being honest......

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

No. 6 posted:

I will post on video of me eating my own feces if that happens.

Toxx

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

it's funny to think that in an alternate universe MH370 landed safely while every other plane that day disappeared. how much would that gently caress with u?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I found the plane but I'm not tellin'

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

why would you fly spirit

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

doesn't spirit charge you for carry ons so it ends up being similar price to an airplane whose seats aren't falling apart, and aren't full of ads

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i would rather crash into the ocean amid global outrage and uncertainty than fly spirit airlines again

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

airplanes should stream data it's 2015 :/

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

use the same tech as in flight wifi so customers benefit too even if they don't die

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i am going to the airport soon i will let you all know if i find Malaysian Airlines flight 370

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

didthey find thebplane yet

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

CharlesM posted:

GBS sucks.

Is GBS better or worse than your loved ones disappearing on Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I find this thread to be a reliable resource on whether or not the plane is gone.

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


proof?

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