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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Shoddy maintenance, poor piloting/communication. Big problems with Asian airlines, analysts have been warning about this for awhile. A lot of Southeast Asian airlines are banned from US airspace for these reasons.

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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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abigserve posted:

Malaysian airlines has a pretty good reputation I think, the SEA airlines you are thinking of are the extremely "budget" airlines like Tiger Airways and poo poo

Ah ok, I stand corrected. I remember the last 777 crash thread, several users were mentioning that ex pat pilots who train with Asian airlines say communication is a problem between pilot and crew. I can't remember if this was refuted or not though.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Waiting for the flight simulator spreglords to try and figure this out.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Can someone correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the radio systems have their own power in case of an emergency?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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From my Facebook feed:
"Sounds like Iranians are somehow involved. Those Iranians are completely being overlooked. Think about it... why would they send a whole fleet to protest on the east coast of America while testing EMP missiles on the way over? Now this? Obama is a pussy and won't put his foot down. Just sayin..."

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/malaysia-airlines-flight-370-updates-stolen-passports-passengers-phones-ringing/

Ok now that's loving weird.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Fragrag posted:

I bet the Malaysian Air Force accidentally shot down the plane.

American planes are too good to be shot down by a turd world air force :smug:

Seriously though, this will be another TWA flight 800 level of conspiracy. Has Boeing's stock been hit?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Poor Boeing. The 787 is killing them, now this. Still better than Airbus I guess.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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doomisland posted:

mother loving grays

Zeta Reticulans :eng101:

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Someone hacked the autopilot remotely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TrEdSlo1-4

rocket_man38 fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Mar 13, 2014

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Since no one else has said it, could it be SNAKES? If only Sam Jackson was on the flight.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope they find it on a mountain top in Nepal or some crazy poo poo.

Right next to the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane.

EDIT: VVV

Keurig caused the crash

rocket_man38 fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Mar 13, 2014

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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http://instagram.com/p/lgEPhvuD0a/ THIS is how America deals with crashes, social media! (Plane just crashed today in Philadelphia)

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Cthulu Carl posted:

My Plane Just Crashed, SOOOO?!!!!!

Millennials man, the future!

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Hahaha daaamnn

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbee0QWKqEY

God dammit....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh2WSz1u7I8

Sperglords let you know all about the search.

rocket_man38 fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Mar 16, 2014

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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angerbeet posted:

Airplane themed restaurant.

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/04/abandoned-boeing-747-restaurant.html

Not all of those were so lucky.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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windsor posted:

Yay, my theory is panning out. But I thought it had to be 200 feet.

drat those stealth 777's.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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I'm beginning to think we won't find it for quite awhile, or what happened for at least a couple years.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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http://abcnews.go.com/International/clues-sought-malaysian-airlines-pilots-homemade-flight-simulator/story?id=22940217

Vidya games did it!

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Double Muhammad posted:

fifty pages later and the armchair rescue heroes still ain't found poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6HIqxq1Umc

They're trying.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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http://thecommonsenseshow.com/2014/03/14/the-malaysian-airliner-is-not-missing-much-more/

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Blistex posted:

The only explanation I can come up with is that this guy was/is such an insufferable sperglord, that his father made it his dying wish that everyone he came in contact with in a professional capacity should troll his son as hard as they could for as long as they could.

My favorite part: "interestingly, my father was a fan of the TV show, Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry because he knew that the technology portrayed on the show had already been developed. He told me he was baffled as to why Roddenberry would be allowed to display the technology in such an open matter."

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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keevo posted:

I think this is it?



FSX?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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It took 2 years for AF 447 and that was only a couple years ago, with a much smaller area. Pretty soon news channels are going to get sick of no story.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Armchair aviators shed more light on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6HIqxq1Umc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8TSIWL6V8

Also funniest poo poo ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQqIHppQ7M

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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comes along bort posted:

skipped to the end with clips from tomb raider and rear end creed and assumed that was part of what they surmise happened to the plane

seems plausible enough

I wish I had the $70 PMDG 777 addon to make my own "loose change" video about this crash in FSX, but I can't :(

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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I wonder if that Air Crash Investigations show has started filming this already?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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http://www.algemeiner.com/2014/03/11/jewish-traveler-saved-from-lost-malaysia-flight-by-orthodox-agent-insisting-on-shabbat-observance/

THE JEWS DID THIS!

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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jscolon2.0 posted:

If we're going to make this a battle of experts, I've been to both the Smithsonian Air & Space, and the annex facility and have a poo poo ton of frequent flyer miles through work.

O ya well I've been there too, also to the Evergreen Aviation Museum, the Seattle one and a few others. Plus I have FSX on my PC. :smug:

I wish I had a cool job where I got to fly though :(

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Angela Christine posted:

Me too. Maybe you would have been on this flight and you could tell us what happened to you.

"Glug glug gurgle gurgle"

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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BiG TrUcKs !!! posted:

i wonder if the producers get all excited when these high profile incidents happen

"Sure the crash is bad but. ..." :10bux:

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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I'm down for pitching in for oobie's earch oat.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Angela Christine posted:

Did they ever find Amelia Earhart?

See: the horrible episode entitled "the 37s" from Star Trek Voyager.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Fox news: "B b but bad brown people terrorists right?"

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Troll Bridgington posted:

Did the Indian ocean try to rape the plane?

Plape. But seriously, the press has to run out of steam eventually. How will Malaysian Airlines recover from this? Their stock is like 0.20 cents now.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Two theories that will be the only answers we will ever get:

. Hijacking gone wrong/stopped
. Pilot had a psychotic episode

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Do we not have flight sim goons that can give us an armchair aviator's opinion?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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Maybe some sub will bump into it

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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

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So why is the US Navy not helping out much? Are we too good to help?

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